is there such a thing as an etsy genuis? if so, this is it.
|11 weeks 21 hours ago||MMB budget + 13 million||
MMB budget + 13 million dollars is just begging for a "THE FUTURE" photoshop.
Where my laserz at?
|17 weeks 1 day ago||Great regulation and||
Great regulation and embarrassing OT.
I'm shocked at the level of play from Beilein's "weird guys" and am hopeful going forward, but it's another loss at the end of the day.
|17 weeks 1 day ago||Oh my god MAAR is Burke||
Oh my god MAAR is Burke
|24 weeks 6 days ago||But worse than NJIT and||
But worse than NJIT and Eastern? Come on man. I have faith in Beilein but two back to back losses to these teams has me approaching apathy for the team ala 2014 Michigan Football.
|26 weeks 2 days ago||[ ] Yes =) [ ] No ='( [ ]||
[ ] Yes =)
[ ] No ='(
[ ] Maybe? =|
(please pick one)
|27 weeks 2 days ago||I don't care how hard this||
I don't care how hard this staff tries. I don't care how much adversity they are "powering through" (mostly self-inflicted, but I digress). The results are not there, recruits are bailing, and there is next to zero hope that the program will do anything except continue to find new and inventive ways to collectively poop themselves week in and week out. Don't even give him the privelege to face OSU again.
|27 weeks 3 days ago||The freezing part of the||
The freezing part of the fans, unfortunately, will not.
Here's to hoping we get to wave a tiny flag often enough to stay warm.
|27 weeks 6 days ago||Oh god slow motion Valentine||
Oh god slow motion Valentine face
|28 weeks 2 days ago||Mini Soda!||
|28 weeks 4 days ago||75 - 47 Michigan||
75 - 47 Michigan
|29 weeks 12 hours ago||I'm going to go out on a limb||
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that our players will be inspired enough by Senior Day on offense to double their normal efficiency.
M wins 6-3
|32 weeks 2 days ago||Did I just hear that "Purdue||
Did I just hear that "Purdue is a good team" on ESPN?
|32 weeks 3 days ago||Forget Ann Arbor Torch and||
Forget Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork Co., Ann Arbor Tiny Flag Corp is the future!
|36 weeks 3 days ago||Poor Eastern. 21-0 MSU||
Poor Eastern. 21-0 MSU barely 7 minutes in.
|36 weeks 5 days ago||M 30 Utah 24||
|42 weeks 2 days ago||A limerick for your||
A limerick for your demise:
There once was a guy with a routine,
he trolled blogs to make a scene,
Little did he know
MGoBlog won't let that shit go
Welcome to Bolivia, Flwolverine
|43 weeks 1 day ago||Saw it on Twitter and||
Saw it on Twitter and immediately thought "I wonder if Wolverine Devotee posted this on MGoBlog yet."
Keep being awesome, dude.
|1 year 10 weeks ago||Mercer's band is terrifying.||
Mercer's band is terrifying.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||Give credit for Bielfeldt||
Give credit for Bielfeldt competing his ass off on defense so far.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||You obviously haven't been||
You obviously haven't been watching the same game. Replace "State" with "refs"
***meant as reply to MGO GSP. Dunno why it appeared here.
|1 year 11 weeks ago||I thought we were a great||
I thought we were a great team at not turning the ball over?
|1 year 11 weeks ago||We don't look like the better||
We don't look like the better team. Not even close. Too many turnovers and we're making a poor offensive team look dominant.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Kovacs. From "2009 Indiana||
Kovacs. From "2009 Indiana argh" to undisputed leader of the defense in 2011.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Played like a team that has||
Played like a team that has no business even sniffing the sweet sixteen. Massive disappointment.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||If that arm is Valenti's,||
If that arm is Valenti's, then you have my full support.
|1 year 20 weeks ago||I thought we agreed on||
I thought we agreed on "douche canoe", right?
|1 year 21 weeks ago||I feel like I should, but since #B1GQuest is||
I feel like I should, but since #B1GQuest is already 2/2 the sadistic sports fan in mean would rather cheer for that. I'd say maybe the B1G would reevaluate itself afterwards but we know that probably won't happen
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Saying this change is||
Saying this change is necessary would be an understatement. Thank you Brian and co. for putting up with us and giving us excellent content.
|1 year 26 weeks ago||This game was my last game||
This game was my last game with the Michigan Marching Band.
First time since 2007-2008 the Seniors' last game was a win.
Incredibly silly question, OP. No, I would not take it back.
|1 year 27 weeks ago||There were no offensive||
There were no offensive adjustments because none can be made. This offense literally can't do anything else. Once the D adjusts Michigan will shut down. Or, as in this case, never get going.
|1 year 27 weeks ago||They tried but ultimately||
They tried but ultimately failed in the end. It was an 'okay' defensive day. A B grade. Par for the course.
|1 year 27 weeks ago||Prediction: Corn is planted,||
Prediction: Corn is planted, grown, and harvested before either team scores.
Score: Corn - Giant Noodle.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||The Michigan fanbase has||
The Michigan fanbase has never accepted defeat well. Hell, we had a thread not even a week ago about Funk's dad passing away and people IN THAT THREAD were calling for him to get fired. Some fans are so swallowed up in "Michigan arrogance" that they simply can't handle losing to opponents they deem lesser. That, or they're enormous assholes that should be banned on sight.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||Going 0 for November is an||
Going 0 for November is an extremely real possibility: Two road games, one of which Northwestern will play out of their minds for because why the fuck not and the other takes place at Kinnick (sigh). One home game against OSU.
I can't see this staff staying intact if this happens. If the team quits down the stretch ala 2010 Rich Rod, I think Hoke is gone too.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||There is no bright side to||
There is no bright side to this. I live in Ohio.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||e - i Michigan calculates the||
e - i
Michigan calculates the next digit of Pi
|1 year 30 weeks ago||This just has||
This just has "disappointment" written all over it. Poor guy is probably depressed more than all of us combined.
It would be nice to be a Michigan team that consistently improves a little bit as the year goes on instead of staying relatively stagnant while superior teams like MSU and Ohio steadily improve. That's all coaching.
|1 year 31 weeks ago||It's so weird seeing my high||
It's so weird seeing my high school team 9-0 and a 2 seed in Division 2. We were a laughingstock while Larry Caper ran all over us every year I was there.
Go BC Lakeview!
|1 year 31 weeks ago||This is a laugher, but not||
This is a laugher, but not for the good guys.
35-10 MSU with 2 defensive TD scores. High variance Gardner plus road game plus legit defense is just a recipe for disaster.
|1 year 33 weeks ago||34-31||
|1 year 34 weeks ago||38-13 Michigan||
|1 year 37 weeks ago||51-6||
|1 year 39 weeks ago||Minnesota looks as prepared||
Minnesota looks as prepared as their band does.
|1 year 48 weeks ago||BURKE PLEASE||
|1 year 48 weeks ago||McLemore or Burke for the||
McLemore or Burke for the Pistons. Do like
|1 year 48 weeks ago||I'm convinced this actually||
I'm convinced this actually would have been a harsher punishment than what they just received.
|1 year 51 weeks ago||Got a Sugar Bowl Denard||
Got a Sugar Bowl Denard jersey (last game in the MMB) and a pretty sweet jacket for $30 each. Not bad.
|2 years 2 days ago||Some P1G||
|2 years 3 days ago||Humble MGoUser request that||
Humble MGoUser request that any mention of "pig" be amended to "P1G".
I sincerely lost it when I came across that in the Hello: thread.
|2 years 1 week ago||The refs have lost control||
The refs have lost control *clap*
|2 years 1 week ago||WAHHH CRAZY WHAT 2-0 WINGS||
WAHHH CRAZY WHAT 2-0 WINGS
|2 years 5 weeks ago||If Lewan didn't "Shock The||
If Lewan didn't "Shock The World" and return for his senior season, he would likely be a 1st round draft pick. For the sake of not invoking Section 1, I think we all know the reason behind our current drought.
|2 years 5 weeks ago||Is there any hope that a Big||
Is there any hope that a Big Ten player gets selected in the first round at ALL?
I can't remember the statistic, but that hasn't happened in like 60 years or so.
|2 years 5 weeks ago||DM:HD? (Doesn't matter:||
(Doesn't matter: Have donuts)
|2 years 5 weeks ago||Ah, I see you've played||
Ah, I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
|2 years 7 weeks ago||Thanks again for all of your||
Thanks again for all of your hard work and dedication to this program, as well as making one of my favorite titles for a post ever.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||Ah. I can definitely see||
Ah. I can definitely see where you're coming from there. Still, fantastic job.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||In my opinion, removing||
In my opinion, removing "been" would make this image even better. Something something parallelism.
|2 years 9 weeks ago||We all know 86 == 1, and we||
We all know 86 == 1, and we have an 81.45% to win it all. That means, by my predictions, we should score 70.0 points in every game in Atlanta.
/THE NEW MATHS
|2 years 9 weeks ago||Battle Creek, MI. (Yay, it's||
Battle Creek, MI. (Yay, it's known for more things other than cereal and being really goddamn boring!)
|2 years 10 weeks ago||I don't think any amount of||
I don't think any amount of kittens and Kate Upton can remedy this tradgedy. =(
|2 years 10 weeks ago||Coin flips. 1 seed vs a 16||
Coin flips. 1 seed vs a 16 seed gets 5 flips (1/32 chance to succeed), 2s get 4 flips (1/16), 3s and 4s get 3 flips (1/8, so I'm roughly guessing a single 3 or 4 seed will get upset in every tournament), 5s and 6s get 2 flips, and the rest is a true 50/50 shot.
The Final Four and Championship is always a 50/50 shot. It usually gives me a Cinderella team, which is always fun. IIRC this year's Cinderella is Bucknell, with Albany upsetting Duke but not getting any farther.
I learned my lesson last year, where I actually looked into matchups and made "great" predictions but finished in last place. Even the dog did better than I did (selected all dog mascot teams regardless of seeds, two dog matchups goes to the higher seed)
|2 years 11 weeks ago||Also College Hockey news on||
Also College Hockey news on Twitter said the Michigan was quickly becoming a "TUC"
Is there a chance where, if we face Miami and knock them out but lose to say ND in the finals, we could eek out a 4 seed?
|2 years 11 weeks ago||JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE I'm rather||
I'm rather pleased.
|2 years 11 weeks ago||Huge win. Like holy shit||
Huge win. Like holy shit this was big. WOOOOOO
|2 years 11 weeks ago||If the contest was between||
If the contest was even between Zeller and Burke, I think Zeller would have wrapped it up. However, Burke has been consistently dominant for an entire season--which put Zeller behind.
I think it's Burke's. He still had a good game.
|2 years 12 weeks ago||Heard the front page of||
Heard the front page of MGoBlog was bashing the MMB somewhere around the fall of 2009. After a few months (and the rampant band support that ensued), I decided you guys weren't too bad.
|2 years 12 weeks ago||It's over. They're seriously||
It's over. They're seriously getting like 20 votes a second and we're getting a couple. Our only hope is that this contest gets called off due to rampant cheating.
|2 years 12 weeks ago||Drink everytime Wisconsin||
Drink everytime Wisconsin makes a shot. You win if you get tipsy.
|2 years 13 weeks ago||I'm more surprised Brian's||
I'm more surprised Brian's still alive. Didn't he give us permission to shoot him if we lost?
Good thing is the Ann Arbor Torch & Pitchfork co. is looking at a fantastic month.
Fuck it. Somebody post a kitten.
|2 years 13 weeks ago||69-54 Sparty. This team is||
69-54 Sparty. This team is dead and won't rebound from this humiliating loss due to their lack of leadership and defensive fundamentals.
*crazier prediction: Michigan doesn't win another game until the start of next season.
|2 years 13 weeks ago||On this same play even, it||
On this same play even, it looks like Oladipo just flat out tackles whomever he's guarding.
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Crazy stat: Alabama(!!!) can||
Crazy stat: Alabama(!!!) can take 1st place in the SEC when they play Florida on March 2nd. (They only have one meeting this year and hence will win the tiebreaker)
|2 years 14 weeks ago||It blows me away at how||
It blows me away at how uninspired we start some of our games.
|2 years 14 weeks ago||79-71 Michigan||
|2 years 14 weeks ago||IU and MSU are both at 11-2.||
IU and MSU are both at 11-2. We're at 9-4. We need BOTH IU and MSU to drop two games and for us to win out.
Luckily, we play both of these teams once more. If we win (quite a big 'if' considering our current play) both of these, we just need IU and MSU to both drop one game.
Even more luckily, MSU and IU play each other. That means regardless, if we win out, we will be tied with one of these teams if IU/MSU wins every other game they should. Who to root for tomorrow is the team most likely to drop one of their remaining games not against Michigan.
Indiana doesn't really have difficult games outside of MSU and MICH. @MINN could be interesting, but I don't feel comfortable relying on the Gophers.
MSU still has to go to OSU and has a moderately difficult game at home against Wisconsin. They'll be favored to win both of those games, but I believe it's more probable for them to drop one of those two than Indiana dropping to the Gophers.
Therefore, I'll be hoping Sparty wins the game on Tuesday. If everything goes according to plan, we'll have a 3-way tie between IU, MSU, and Michigan. Plus we'll have quite the streak going into the tournament. Woo.
|2 years 15 weeks ago||Aren't those called bowl||
Aren't those called bowl games?
|2 years 16 weeks ago||What, so Urban gets a bigger||
What, so Urban gets a bigger pool of 4 star athletes to poach?
|2 years 16 weeks ago||HOW ARE YOU THAT WIDE OPEN||
HOW ARE YOU THAT WIDE OPEN EVER HOLY SHIT
|2 years 16 weeks ago||75-74 Michigan||
|2 years 16 weeks ago||Saw this coming like Burke||
Saw this coming like Burke taking an ISO 3 to end a half.
WE BEAT OHIO BUT ARGH AT THAT THING.
|2 years 16 weeks ago||Well, Purdue happened. =(||
Well, Purdue happened. =(
|2 years 17 weeks ago||I couldn't resist||
I couldn't resist. Stauskas, yo.
EDIT: I know it's in the OP video, but this was too hilarious not to directly link to.
|2 years 17 weeks ago||He said take them off not||
He said take them off not combust them via rocket fuel. Semantics, yo.
|2 years 18 weeks ago||We can handle rivals. We||
We can handle rivals. We don't tolerate douchebags.
|2 years 18 weeks ago||DEATH TO BACKBOARDS||
DEATH TO BACKBOARDS
|2 years 18 weeks ago||79-61 Michigan||
79-61 Michigan over Purdue
|2 years 19 weeks ago||69-67 MiniSoda over Michigan.||
69-67 MiniSoda over Michigan.
|2 years 20 weeks ago||10:29 PM for a basketball||
10:29 PM for a basketball open thread makes me giggle far more than it should.
Also yay Pitt
|2 years 20 weeks ago||Fumble ND. I'm cackling with||
Fumble ND. I'm cackling with knowing glee.
|2 years 20 weeks ago||14-0 Bama. I'm giddy.||
14-0 Bama. I'm giddy.
|2 years 20 weeks ago||ND looks completely out of||
ND looks completely out of its league early. This could (hopefully) get bad.
|2 years 20 weeks ago||3 random ass||
3 random ass predictions
Notre Dame: 9
|2 years 25 weeks ago||Johnny football takes it!||
Johnny football takes it!
|2 years 25 weeks ago||77-62 Michigan||
|2 years 26 weeks ago||86-61||
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Mich 37 Ohio 34||
Mich 37 Ohio 34
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Say that five times fast. On||
Say that five times fast.
On try 3 I got Urban pooper poops in Coopers. Close enough.
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Why do I enjoy this idea so||
Why do I enjoy this idea so much.
Big Ten: Original Big 10 teams.
Big Ten 2: Nebraska, Penn State, Maryland, Rutgers, and the six other teams our all-devouring gravitational pull acquires.
They could even rename the divisions into something equally silly, like "Tradition" and "$$$"
|2 years 27 weeks ago||<-- Hey, this is actually me!||
<-- Hey, this is actually me!
|2 years 27 weeks ago||Well if the dream I had last||
Well if the dream I had last night is any indication, the divisions will stay the same. Maryland goes into the Legends divisions to keep the "Ms, Ns, and Iowa" thing going, and Rutgers goes into the "Hey, half our teams wears red" division". Also, the Big Ten makes a reach and adds OHIO to the Big Ten because Northwestern apparently hates Delany and Delany sent them to the MAC
|2 years 28 weeks ago||So, Florida losing to Florida||
So, Florida losing to Florida St, Georgia losing to Alabama in the SEC title game, and ND losing to USC could set up a Bama-LSU rematch?
|2 years 28 weeks ago||ND is now the only team||
ND is now the only team keeping it from being an SEC-SEC lovefest National Championship.
In other news, this antifreeze over here looks like it should quench my thirst.
|2 years 28 weeks ago||I know it was a long shot||
I know it was a long shot anyways, but wouldn't this basically kill our at-large BCS hopes if we win at OSU next weekend?
|2 years 28 weeks ago||Sixteen on the field Number||
Sixteen on the field
Number one in all our hearts
We love you, Denard
|2 years 28 weeks ago||I miss the rock. =(||
I miss the rock. =(
|2 years 28 weeks ago||27-12 Michigan. 3 stars: AJ||
3 stars: AJ Treais, Anders Lee (ND), Trouba.
|2 years 28 weeks ago||DAT CROWD FAKE||
DAT CROWD FAKE
|2 years 28 weeks ago||Michigan up a few touchdowns||
Michigan up a few touchdowns at the half. 42-14.
|2 years 28 weeks ago||It's like we watched||
It's like we watched Incredulous Girl's heart get stolen right before our very eyes.
|2 years 29 weeks ago||I thought Ohio was playing||
I thought Ohio was playing Zombies or Littering. Then again, I guess Illinois fits perfectly with those two.
|2 years 29 weeks ago||28-20 Michigan||
|2 years 30 weeks ago||Thanks for being absolutely||
Thanks for being absolutely useless Sparty.
|2 years 30 weeks ago||38-17 Michigan The total||
The total yards in this game (Michigan + Minnesota) will be 677
Michigan will have 413 of them.
|2 years 30 weeks ago||BIG TENNNNNNN Oh wait, this||
Oh wait, this is actually good in this case. Congrats Trey!
|2 years 30 weeks ago||You seem like a plesant||
You seem like a plesant person to be around, Mr. internet tough guy.
It's pretty easy to be out-played when you don't have your #1 playmaker for 2.5 quarters. Hell, even then, especially defensively, we stayed in this game until the end.
|2 years 30 weeks ago||Once Hoke and co. get Juniors||
Once Hoke and co. get Juniors and Seniors that they've recruited, then we can judge their effectiveness. We're still dealing with the round Denard peg in the square Borges hole, and I don't know how much we can actually pin that on Borges because he doesn't have a whole lot of experience dealing with somebody like him.
We got lucky with bounces last year, disguising a probable 8-4/9-3 record to 10-2. We're not getting as lucky this year.
To be fair, I do think Borges deserves a bit of the blame. Some of these playcalls have been mind-blowing.
|2 years 31 weeks ago||I'm extremely interested in||
I'm extremely interested in how the coaches are going to spin this mess of a game. There are so many questions:
Did Rawls kick a small child or something to piss somebody off? I can't see any reasons he doesn't get more touches especially when Fitz isn't performing well. Maybe it's not Fitz's fault, but at least TRY.
We played Gardner last year at QB multiple times--even with Denard also on the field. What happened to that? Has the coaching staff said "No, you're a WR now, no snaps for you lol" or completely revamped the playbook (which to me seems like a couple of pages at times) to where Gardner would be lost? I have no problem with Bellomy coming in, but when the dude goes 0/10 with a couple of picks to start, you have to think "Hmm, I don't think this is working. Don't we have another scholarship QB on the roster?"
Frankly, I believe Borges has no clue how to use Denard, and is trying to force him to run plays Borges is more familiar with, while at the same time trying to minimize Denard's mistakes. The result: obvious runs and short passes. I was pleased at the deep ball appearing a couple times today, but holy WR drops Batman. Our offense as a whole just looks completely illprepared to play against a team we don't have a massive talent advantage over. This is sickening.
I understand it's not fair to raid the Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork co. until Borges has had QBs progress through his system, but shit son, you have to make do with what you have.
Fuck it, I'm going back to the kitty thread. /kitty
|2 years 31 weeks ago||38-27 Michigan. 257 rushing||
38-27 Michigan. 257 rushing yards
|2 years 32 weeks ago||I hope Oregon runs the table.||
I hope Oregon runs the table. I do NOT want to see this offense in Pasadena.
|2 years 32 weeks ago||Wait, so Hoke dies in two||
Wait, so Hoke dies in two days? Fuck.
|2 years 32 weeks ago||*Looks at radar* Yeah...about||
*Looks at radar*
|2 years 32 weeks ago||24-14 Michigan. 157 rushing||
24-14 Michigan. 157 rushing yards.
|2 years 33 weeks ago||37-10 Michigan||
|2 years 34 weeks ago||I think 3 top 10 teams lost,||
I think 3 top 10 teams lost, so ND is going to be, what, #5 or #6? They're annoyingly in consideration.
|2 years 35 weeks ago||Hey I liked that whole "no||
Hey I liked that whole "no announcers" thing for a little bit. Bring that back =(
|2 years 35 weeks ago||Lions lose. Fumbled snap on||
Lions lose. Fumbled snap on 4th and short.
|2 years 35 weeks ago||Oh good. I was hoping for||
Oh good. I was hoping for another loss where the better team blew it.
|2 years 36 weeks ago||I have a hard time blaming||
I have a hard time blaming Borges. Denard has shown through 3 games he was a better passer and completely regressed this last one. This entire game was lost by him, and he knows it.
|2 years 36 weeks ago||At the game. Yes, it is as||
At the game. Yes, it is as awful as it looks. I'd almost feel bad if they didn't taunt the shit out of thr MMB last year
|2 years 36 weeks ago||You sound like oodles of fun||
You sound like oodles of fun to be around
|2 years 36 weeks ago||45-41 Michigan 2OT||
45-41 Michigan 2OT
|2 years 36 weeks ago||Does anyone here know where I||
Does anyone here know where I can watch the game?
|2 years 37 weeks ago||Words cannot express how much||
Words cannot express how much I enjoy the rock picture. It's just so easy to play off of. Simple and brilliant.
|2 years 37 weeks ago||Six Zero, I trust you know||
Six Zero, I trust you know what to do.
|2 years 38 weeks ago||It started about halfway||
It started about halfway during the season last year. Professor Boerma was under pressure from the athletic department to do something to cover up the "You Suck" chant or risk not playing Temptation anymore (whether this threat was actually legit or a scare tactic I don't know).
|2 years 38 weeks ago||I don't see Elliott Mealer's||
I don't see Elliott Mealer's beard anywhere on the depth chart. This is a travesty. Definitely should be starting.
|2 years 39 weeks ago||Hey. Better idea: Step away||
Hey. Better idea: Step away from MGoblog.
|2 years 39 weeks ago||You have to hope Michigan||
You have to hope Michigan beats Bama/keeps it respectable because the Big Ten looks flat out awful right now.
|2 years 39 weeks ago||N Iowa at midfield. What's||
N Iowa at midfield. What's going on I don't even...
|2 years 39 weeks ago||Wisconsin goes 3 and out.||
Wisconsin goes 3 and out. This is must watch right now.
|2 years 39 weeks ago||Uhhh...Wisconsin? 26-21||
Uhhh...Wisconsin? 26-21 Wisky with North Iowa rolling.
|2 years 39 weeks ago||dem blackshirts. lol||
dem blackshirts. lol
|2 years 39 weeks ago||Is it just that I haven't||
Is it just that I haven't noticed it before, or are helmets coming off like....500% more often so far?
|2 years 39 weeks ago||I be like dang||
I be like dang
|2 years 39 weeks ago||#MMBtoEverywhere?||
|2 years 39 weeks ago||I thought we decided on Steel||
I thought we decided on Steel Hats?
|2 years 39 weeks ago||No decision has been made||
No decision has been made about Clark or Toussaint according to Hoke's 12:30 presser.
Will be made "soon"
|2 years 39 weeks ago||Always good for a laugh|
|2 years 40 weeks ago||How do you mess that up?||
How do you mess that up? Seriously. Go Blueberry is just ASKING to be put on a pop tart box.
|2 years 41 weeks ago||Taste Dwayne Bowe||
Taste Dwayne Bowe
|2 years 41 weeks ago||High five! Tacos tonight for||
High five! Tacos tonight for me as well
|2 years 41 weeks ago||I....just....no. God, I||
I....just....no. God, I almost feel bad for ND now. I mean, tradition has literally been the only thing they've been able to hang their hats on for so long.
|2 years 41 weeks ago||Woohoo! Just snuck into the||
Woohoo! Just snuck into the MGoMiddleclass!
|2 years 42 weeks ago||Comforting the Lions 1st and||
Comforting the Lions 1st and 2nd stringers were in close to complete control. 3rd stringers let the game get away. 19-17 CLE, but a Lions W where it really counted.
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Definitely remind me of our||
Definitely remind me of our UTL jerseys. I know it's the "new thing" in college football, but this just looks like a red jumpsuit. I'm not a fan. Maybe if the pants and jersey were different colors?
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Well, obviously something||
Well, obviously something did. Once.
Also, you played Catan 10 times in one day? Impressive.
|2 years 44 weeks ago||Superloitering is indeed the||
Superloitering is indeed the most Big Ten crime ever. (See: Wisconsin)
|2 years 45 weeks ago||"Do you want to see me run to||
"Do you want to see me run to the endzone and back?"
|2 years 45 weeks ago||According to the article, the||
According to the article, the man flying the plane didn't even know the message beforehand. It's just a rather expensive way somebody is using freedom of speech . Of course the "Or we will" sounds threatening, so that's something to monitor, but that's about it.
|2 years 45 weeks ago||This is actually the Upton||
This is actually the Upton Effect. Scientists have been trying to study the correlation between Kate Upton's dancing and guys becoming drooling zombies that can't help but "succumb to powers beyond human control". Unfortunately, every scientist we've put to work has devolved into staring at Kate Upton GIFs all day.
|2 years 46 weeks ago||I was in the hockey band that||
I was in the hockey band that night. The 3rd period was borderline torture trying to play anything, let alone sounding good.
|2 years 47 weeks ago||I looked through the||
I looked through the slideshow for the sole purpose of finding your photobomb pic. I'm sad it isn't here. I'm also trying to figure out how I managed to only get in one shot despite being there most of the time. /ninja'd
|2 years 48 weeks ago||Correct me if I'm wrong, but||
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the whole reason the Big Ten Hockey Conference is happening is because Penn State's program is going D1. If we removed Penn State from the Big Ten...wouldn't that effectively kill the Big Ten hockey conference?
Doesn't excuse the absolute vileness of the situation, but it's something to think about.
EDIT: Unless you guys are talking about just football. Derptastic me just put two-and-two together.
|2 years 48 weeks ago||I expected Brian's voice to||
I expected Brian's voice to be about one octave deeper than it actually was. I'm not sure why this stuck out to me as much as it did.
|2 years 48 weeks ago||So...the eight team playoff||
So...the eight team playoff many of us are convinced will happen sooner rather than later?
|2 years 48 weeks ago||#MMBToUtah?||
|2 years 48 weeks ago||Gopher jerseys selling is a||
Gopher jerseys selling is a good start or something***
|2 years 50 weeks ago||I'm quite conflicted on this||
I'm quite conflicted on this issue. Say we honored Tom Brady as a Michigan Legend (just pretend with me) this year and Denard was switched to #10 to honor that. I wouldn't be okay with that because of how closely associated he is with #16 right now. Plus, you'd be depriving him of his chance to make #16 a legend of its own.
I mean, I do like "honoring" former players (especially when the families support it) instead of just retiring them, but are you just funneling all the great players into wearing these "legendary" numbers in their junior/senior years?
But then there's the problem of finding people worthy to honor these unretired numbers. I don't support the idea of freshmen having them because A) The added pressure/exposure. and B) They haven't done anything to merit it.
I dunno. This is a really sticky situation and just leaving the numbers as "retired" is much easier. I would support having one patch on offense (Desmond) and one patch on defense (Woodson). Make them players who are sort-of recent but still absolutely legendary. Plus, it solves the future problem of us trotting out 11 players on offense where half of them could be rocking patches.
I guess my final answer would be no, but there's definitely great debate to be had.
|2 years 51 weeks ago||^ Pretty sure that's all we||
^ Pretty sure that's all we should take from this article. Well done.
|3 years 2 days ago||Solution? Everyone gets an||
Solution? Everyone gets an upvote. Who doesn't love a Wednesday evening posbang party?
|3 years 2 days ago||You sir, deserve ALL the||
You sir, deserve ALL the upvotes.
|3 years 2 days ago||I see. Well, I hope they||
I see. Well, I hope they hold it off until a valid MSU/OSU game or when Woodson retires, then.
|3 years 3 days ago||Considering Woodson had a||
Considering Woodson had a particular interception against a particular team we have at home this year, I would bet money on that despite the Packers playing the following day. At this point in his career, I think Woodson can afford to miss a few hours (it's not like he's going to miss the game) on the day before his game.
Like, it just makes waaaaaay too much sense. Plus, we don't exactly have an exciting home schedule this year. MSU is pretty much it.
|3 years 1 week ago||Just like last year||
Phil Steele is a clown
|3 years 1 week ago||I love how the ad to the left||
I love how the ad to the left on this page is "Click it or ticket".
|3 years 3 weeks ago||I thought we already settled this last year...||
Nyan Cat. All the time. We'll decorate the visiting team locker rooms with Nyan Cat wallpaper. Opposing teams won't know what hit them.
|3 years 3 weeks ago||Michigan Difference:||
Michigan Difference: Buckling up for recruits after they commit.
(They do come in pairs after all)
|3 years 4 weeks ago||Well, if that's not the||
Well, if that's not the largest dong punch to Kellen Moore.
|3 years 5 weeks ago||Well, that certainly helps||
Well, that certainly helps the Lions draft a bit. CB Bentley
|3 years 5 weeks ago||Mike Martin to the Titans!||
Mike Martin to the Titans!
|3 years 5 weeks ago||I almost want him gone before||
I almost want him gone before the Lions pick again. With Sparty 1.0 (Stanton) already gone, I can easily see Mayhew going "Hey how about that Coupons guy?"
EDIT: If this comes true I'll begin packing my bags to Bolivia.
|3 years 5 weeks ago||Hey there goes Wilson to the||
Hey there goes Wilson to the Seahawks.
|3 years 5 weeks ago||Urban Meyer can time travel?||
Urban Meyer can time travel? Shit, we might be in trouble after all.
|3 years 5 weeks ago||Didn't they run something not||
Didn't they run something not too long ago on ESPN about "experts" lamenting they didn't open up a certain player's chest and look at his heart? I hear they both went to the same university too.
The guy is going to be a steal no matter where he goes.
|3 years 5 weeks ago||I was standing right next to||
I was standing right next to GERG before the 2010 Wisconsin game ready to go onto the field for halftime. The man was in a classic crouching pose with his hands on his head. He slowly stood up and asked Roh "Was that power? Are they running power?" Roh nodded. GERG went back to his crouching position and starting breathing through his teeth.
I hope to God he was being sarcastic.
|3 years 7 weeks ago||Holy shit Howard. How have||
Holy shit Howard. How have they not scored yet.
|3 years 7 weeks ago||Happy birthday Boesch!||
Happy birthday Boesch!
|3 years 7 weeks ago||Raburn making his case to not||
Raburn making his case to not stay on the big-league roster. strikeout with a man on third and one out. =(
|3 years 7 weeks ago||That's more eloquent than I||
That's more eloquent than I would've put it, that's for sure.
|3 years 8 weeks ago||That sounds like the best 10||
That sounds like the best 10 minutes ever until the stroke hits.
|3 years 8 weeks ago||The fact I considered an||
The fact I considered an "Ennui: Open Thread" about ten minutes ago.
|3 years 9 weeks ago||Can we put Hunwick in for the||
Can we put Hunwick in for the Red Wings? Holy Christ on a cracker Conklin.
|3 years 9 weeks ago||Winged helmet and everything.||
Winged helmet and everything. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
|3 years 9 weeks ago||This just makes me feel worse||
This just makes me feel worse about our loss to Cornell. If we get beat, especially if it's an upset, I want to get beat by a team that's going to go far. Ugh. It was still a close game, from what I've heard.
Hats off to Ferris State. Having 5 CCHA teams in the tournament and none making the Frozen Four would have been an embarrassment.
|3 years 10 weeks ago||Mods? Clean this garbage.||
Mods? Clean this garbage.
|3 years 10 weeks ago||Very good hockey games today||
Very good hockey games today so far.
|3 years 10 weeks ago||Gongshow? Even if it is to||
Gongshow? Even if it is to MSU, that's gongshow at its finest.
EDIT: Not gongshow, just terrible, terrible rule.
|3 years 10 weeks ago||Coincidentally, the Union||
Coincidentally, the Union player who beat Yanakeff was Novak.
|3 years 10 weeks ago||Over 25k. Wow.||
Over 25k. Wow.