here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
|43 weeks 3 days ago||+1 for retiring the||
+1 for retiring the "Professor Needs a Raise" moniker post haste.
|1 year 9 weeks ago||Fact: George R. R. Martin||
Fact: George R. R. Martin (author) is a Jets fan.
Opinion: Game of Thrones is more entertaining than the Jets. But makes about as much sense as the Jets do.
Question: Did George R. R. Martin base Joffrey on Craig James? Who unloads a quiver of arrows into a perfectly good hooker?
|1 year 14 weeks ago||iTunes / File / Subscribe to||
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|1 year 17 weeks ago||The yuck of the Irish. That||
The yuck of the Irish.
That is all.
|1 year 22 weeks ago||List of things that is cool||
List of things that is cool about this
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Take another trip with me,||
Take another trip with me, down bad memory lane
“Take Manti, for example,” Weis said. “I love Manti. Manti and I will be close the rest of our lives, as will his family and I. But I think it’s important for me to understand it’s their team, it’s not my team. I have to worry about Kansas. But there (are) a lot of young men that are having a lot of success this year that I’m very, very happy for.”
|1 year 25 weeks ago||As terrible as the Lizzy||
As terrible as the Lizzy Seeburg and Declan Sullivan stories are, this one could do the most damage to the ND "brand". Which, like, wow.
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Also, SEC on athletics The||
Also, SEC on athletics
Do you remember when Kraft had to stop calling it Cheese & Macaroni because there was more macaroni than cheese? Apparently Student Athletes are actually Athlete Students. Shout out to Cardale Jones.
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Mel Kiper on Taylor Lewan Bad||
Mel Kiper on Taylor Lewan
|1 year 25 weeks ago||If Damon Webb was going to||
If Damon Webb was going to commit to OSU him doing it this early is probably the least worst option. The staff can pursue others, and if he changes his mind and there's still a seat, so be it. Losing a hat ceremony right before NSD 2014 would've been completely different.
|1 year 26 weeks ago||Brent Musburger recommends||
Brent Musburger recommends exuding confidence
|1 year 27 weeks ago||Join me, on a trip down bad||
Join me, on a trip down bad memory lane:
|1 year 31 weeks ago||In 2011 Kelly said: You can||
In 2011 Kelly said:
The "process" is having some unfortunate side effects. Weis and Kelly deserve each other.
|1 year 31 weeks ago||It seems like only two years||
It seems like only two years ago that Declan Sullivan died on Coach Kelly's watch:
I was really looking forward to Coach Kelly moving on to "pursue other opportunities", but that's off the table.
|1 year 38 weeks ago||They call him "Coach D",||
They call him "Coach D",
bitter, angry, spiteful, mean...
tomorrow won't help.
|1 year 38 weeks ago||Your school seems awful and||
"Your school seems awful
and your girls are annoying"
Bless you Daniel Tosh
|1 year 40 weeks ago||After epic showdown, Taco||
After epic showdown, Taco shattered, Butt relieved
|1 year 40 weeks ago||The 11W MSU recap included||
The 11W MSU recap included this image of Pat "60 minutes of unnecessary roughness" Narduzzi. I'm not sure if the use of Photoshop filters was an attempt to be Instagram-like or to make Pat look unwell. Or maybe this just isn't his good side.
|1 year 41 weeks ago||I officially miss Keith Jackson||
Keith Jackson +++
Pam Oliver -
|1 year 41 weeks ago||Haiku I||
Oh Brian Kelly,
purple faced wizard of rage,
you're still a loser.
|1 year 42 weeks ago||Damefan Advanced Traffic Stats||
|2 years 5 weeks ago||I didn't come to complain I||
I didn't come to complain I came to ask if I was the only one who'd downgraded him from must read to nausea inducing. I click the link, start reading and honestly get pissed off that the old Bill Simmons is dead. If it's just me that's fine I actually appreciate the feedback.
|2 years 5 weeks ago||Is it just me?||
I used to love his columns, especially his NFL columns. I can barely read his stuff anymore. It's hard to credibly reflect the working class underdog fan when you are sitting courtside at the Finals, chumming around with the former chairman of Disney on your podcast, or talking about your daughter's private school crush on Slash's kid. Maybe it's just me.
I miss the old Bill Simmons, the new one is talented and successful but a complete douche.
|2 years 6 weeks ago||You can't pass on the||
Deion Sanders UA practice quote:
|2 years 6 weeks ago||+1||
I was hoping he'd advocate for the pro-Ohio "death threats are totally justified" perspective. I guess the good news is that Bayless and Stephen A are likely still available to fill that role. Or perhaps Craig James and Pam Ward can be brought back along with Matt Millen and Chris Spielman for the most ridonkulous segment in the history of time. And let's throw it to Terrelle Pryor for a closing, "everybody kills people".
Good night and good luck.
|2 years 14 weeks ago||Not to revivify a dead horse, but:||
Narduzzi outright admitted it in a press conference (link):
Hollis initially said (link):
and finally after a week and pressure from the B1G Hollis got around to saying (link):
Kudos to the NFL for setting a good precedent where the B1G and god forbid E.L. might have.
|2 years 17 weeks ago||James "Tommy Boy" Dolan||
Leave it to the Knicks (cough, hack Dolan) to let something this good die so quickly.
EDIT: Well summarized here
|2 years 18 weeks ago||The Internet reports that he||
The Internet reports that he is leaving in good standing
link which is reassuring to hear. Good (better?) luck to him.
|2 years 18 weeks ago||honest question||
If Brian invested in the code to prevent dupe articles/questions/concepts/groaners would we actually miss it? Maybe he could throttle it so only one got through a day just for old times sake.
|2 years 18 weeks ago||co-sign||
|2 years 18 weeks ago||"His Name Is James Bond"||
But undeniably hilarious
|2 years 18 weeks ago||OK I'll take the other side||
All that said, given how 2012 went down, not sure why they wouldn't just control what they can control e.g. do the work, avoid nonsense, do what they have to do until signing day
|2 years 18 weeks ago||Video intro is epic||
Video intro is epic. Unclear why Dantonio does not make cameo. He was born for this role.
|2 years 18 weeks ago||His Twitter Bio notes||
His Twitter Bio notes:
So he has that going for him.
|2 years 19 weeks ago||Feel free to delete Bolivia||
Can the phrase "mods feel free to delete" be sent to Bolivia? They're mods. They don't need your permission to delete. Try posting something really inflammatory and include "mods don't feel free to delete" just to see what happens.
|2 years 21 weeks ago||the real version||
|2 years 25 weeks ago||E:||
Kick him in the TruckNutz
|2 years 25 weeks ago||I didn't think I could think any less of A.W.||
until finding this on 11W
|2 years 36 weeks ago||Ace was consuming an ice cold can of awesome||
Ace was consuming an ice cold can of awesome: Keystone Light.
|2 years 37 weeks ago||I'd +1 fear/paranoia for the weather||
I'd +1 fear/paranoia for the weather, forecast says upper 40s possible showers @ 3pm. I'm not aware of an advanced metric for weather inspired offensive fubar, but I don't think you'd call this a strength in recent years.
|2 years 37 weeks ago||If it was a prank they did an impressive job||
If it was a prank they did an impressive job pushing the limits of plausibly bizarre without crossing the line.
Chuck if you're out there buddy, we all hope the world gets better. Seriously.
|2 years 37 weeks ago||I propose a new segment||
I propose a new segment, "This week in WTKA: Let your fingers do the walkin' and your crazy do the talkin'" that picks the most ridiculous call of the week.
Week one winner: "Chuck who connected the fall of the Soviet Union to 9/11 to Three and Out"
Phil can only win every 3rd week.
|2 years 37 weeks ago||ESPN highlights this quote||
ESPN highlights this quote
Was he referring to Rife or the 2011 Buckeyes? Both?
|2 years 37 weeks ago||He could probably hit you||
He could probably hit you twice in the time it took a reasonable brain to process the implications of His Eyes.
If you look back at old Woodley photos it would in no way shock me to see this kid go from A to B and kill a few QBs along the way.
|2 years 37 weeks ago||Ojemudia has an insane drive/motor.||
Ojemudia has an insane drive/motor. Outright my favorite commit. When he puts some mass on the sky is the limit. I honestly hope they leave him a 3* so he can make a mockery of it for the rest of his career.
|2 years 39 weeks ago||Norman Dale||
It would've been more fitting for him to break out the Hoosiers quote heading to Indy. I suspect Brady loves this movie but does not understand why we moved past the VHS tape.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||the cloud, man||
I'd recommend moving to the MGoCloud for instance Google App Engine (or Amazon EC2, etc). Scalable. No hardware.