I did not make this headline up
|1 week 6 hours ago||LOL||
|1 week 6 hours ago||Pas de Freep.||
Pas de Freep.
|1 week 2 days ago||Wouldn't it just be a Bo-ner?||
Wouldn't it just be a Bo-ner?
|1 week 2 days ago||Seems like the B1G Hockey||
Seems like the B1G Hockey Tournament needs a little more WOW factor.
|1 week 2 days ago||Shut up, Brian.||
Shut up, Brian.
|1 week 3 days ago||His sperm are a cross between||
His sperm are a cross between Charlie Chaplin's and Pablo Picasso's, only more ruggedly handome than Robert DeNiro's and more multi-talented than Steve Martin's.
|1 week 3 days ago||Eeeeee-manuel Kant was a real||
Eeeeee-manuel Kant was a real piss ant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could drink you under the table.
David Hume could outconsume
Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
|1 week 3 days ago||Howls of derisive laughter,||
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
|1 week 4 days ago||Elbow to the face = broken||
Elbow to the face = broken cheekbone + broken nose + broken eye socket x 2.
|1 week 4 days ago||Yeah, he had Novak trailing||
Yeah, he had Novak trailing on the play too. Douglass was in the corner and would have been a tougher find. I remember during the play begging Darius to drop it off to Zack. Oh well, it was a clean look to tie.
|1 week 4 days ago||I feel like Iowa should go||
I feel like Iowa should go for it for the "Hawkeye Hawkey" puns alone.
|1 week 5 days ago||Is this one of those ironical||
Is this one of those ironical posts?
|1 week 5 days ago||Guh||
|1 week 6 days ago||Who is this McFarlin you||
Who is this McFarlin you speak of?
|2 weeks 2 days ago||In short,||
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I Still Know What You Did,||
I Still Know What You Did, Christian Laettner
|2 weeks 6 days ago||(No subject)|
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Templeton Rye Manhattan. A||
Templeton Rye Manhattan. A drink worthy of getting to five figure MGoPointz.
|3 weeks 10 hours ago||IM IN UR BASE RECRUITIN UR||
IM IN UR BASE RECRUITIN UR D00DZ
|3 weeks 10 hours ago||As long as it's a tiny flag||
As long as it's a tiny flag very much resembling a tent spike.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||This is the correct||
This is the correct ranking.
In other news, HOLYSHITWEWEREYOUNGANDINEXPERIENCED
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Yeah, remember the good ol'||
Yeah, remember the good ol' days when players, especially bigs, got better as they got older? I wish that were still true. Welp, it's not, so Donnal is a bust for all time.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||I don't think "resign" is a||
I don't think "resign" as in "to leave a job" is a transitive verb. You can force someone to resign but I don't think you can resign someone or something. I don't think resing as in "to sign again" needs a hyphen.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||How the eff did Rutgers beat||
How the eff did Rutgers beat Wisconsin earlier this year?
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Boss T seems good enough that||
Boss T seems good enough that he never has to knock on wood to make a play.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||So in Luck's last year at||
So in Luck's last year at Stanford his completion rate was 71, his TD rate was 9 and his INT rate was 2 (with rounding). That seems good.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||I don't know what to say. I||
I don't know what to say. I watch college and pro basketball probably five nights a week and I have never seen a team that has that much trouble inbounding the ball. Beilein uber alles, but man...
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Can't believe you missed this||
Can't believe you ignored this Google Translate gem:
Sooo many questions...
|3 weeks 5 days ago||IKR?||
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Yeah, that was my point. He||
Yeah, that was my point. He was overrated at RB, but since he was never rated (AFAIK) at the position he would actually play, it's hard to say he was overrated at that position. Like, if he had been rated a 4* WR I probably would agree that in retrospect he was overrated.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Whoa, the Burke Steal (tm) at||
Whoa, the Burke Steal (tm) at 0:25. He'll fit right in.
Plus we know what his them music will be.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||I agree with everything you||
I agree with everything you said. And I don't think I was overvaluing Norfleet, just making an argument for why it might be unfair to say that he was overrated, particularly since he was highly rated at a position no one ever thought he would play.
And I'm willing to grant that it is possible that both Borges and Nuss found him to be lacking. But given that Borges was pretty loath to call the kinds of plays Norfleet was good at for anyone else either, I don't think you can necessarily use his lack of production at the slot as evidence that he isn't good. It might be that, but it might also be that he was a Rodriguezian peg in a Borgesian hole.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||It's hard to call Norfleet||
It's hard to call Norfleet overrated
EDIT: I guess you mean in this list, so my post isn't quite as applicable as it was when I thought you meant sort of generally overrated.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Thank you, Ayn Rand. And I'm||
Thank you, Ayn Rand. And I'm not saying I disagree with you (and hence cannot be accused of or negged for politics), but why is your definition of human rights intrinsically or self-evidently better than the minimum wage version? They are both claims that have human philosophical constructions at their root.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||How long in softball before||
How long in softball before they mercy rule it?
|4 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)|
|4 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Pretty sure she's shilling||
Pretty sure she's shilling gigantic boobs. At least that's what I generally take away from the ads.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||This is only a partial||
This is only a partial answer, but I think there is some truth to it. I had a good pal who was an assistant coach for a semi-elite AAU team. He said that what most people think about the AAU is incorrect--that it is riven with corruption. He said that 99% of the kids are not being paid by anyone.
But then he went on to say that the top 1% is unimaginably corrupt. Like, literally (and here I do literally mean "literally") duffel-bags-full-of-cash-left-on-relatives'-front-porches corrupt.
So then it seems like there are three kinds of elite or semi-elite programs:
I think UConn under Jim Calhoun and UMass and Memphis under Calipari are good examples of (1), KU and UK are probably on the border of (1) and (2); Duke and UNC are probably clear examples of (2), Michigan State and Gonzaga are probably on the border of (2) and (3), and programs like Michigan, Virginia, Wisconsin, maybe VCU, Wichita State, Butler under Brad Stevens, etc. are pretty clear examples of (3).
The problem is that most of the elite players go to (1) and (2) schools, making U-M's recruiting not look obviously stellar (McGary excepted). Let's hope that Jaylen Brown, Tyus Battle, Cassius Winston, Derryck Thornton, Jr., etc. flip that script.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Suggestion: Take off your||
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Pssht. I watched that whole||
Pssht. I watched that whole video and I saw Costello throw a ball that his receiver had to extend his arms more than four inches for.
This is Michigan, fergodsakes.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Is anyone else finding the||
Is anyone else finding the sexual tension between WD and Moe exhilarating? It's like Rosalind Russell and Cary Grant in His Girl Friday.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Spike's||
Spike's left-hand-only-fake-layup-to-wraparound-pass to Max was sublime. I hope no one GIFs it; otherwise I'll spend the better part of an afternoon mesmerized and unproductive.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Space Bear, you say?||
Space Bear, you say?
|5 weeks 4 hours ago||Zac Irwin is my second||
Zac Irwin is my second favorite player on the team, right after Zach Ermine.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Between Suh's olde timey||
Between Suh's olde timey base-ball player pantaloons and Harbaugh's non-khakis, I feel like my understanding of men's sartorial trends has gone all higgledy-piggledy.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||Yeah, that seemed a little||
Yeah, that seemed a little much. He was all of the other things Brian said--venal, obfuscating, mendacious, arrogant, preening, etc., but he probably has some redeeming qualities.
In any event. He brought us the LochDogg and his "digital engagement cycle," so while I'm not ready to lump him in with history's worst pieces of shit, I don't hold him in especially high regard, either.
|6 weeks 2 hours ago||I'm sorry to hear about your||
I'm sorry to hear about your VD.
|6 weeks 2 hours ago||Planning on watching the NBA||
Planning on watching the NBA ASG by chugging a beer (prob MadTree Happy Amber) every time there is an uncontested dunk. I hope I don't get too loaded...
|6 weeks 2 hours ago||Well, you kind of have to.||
Well, you kind of have to. Being a brew mom and all.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Because "unique" means "being||
Because "unique" means "being the only one of its kind," or "unlike anything else." You cannot have degrees of being the only one of your kind. You can have degrees of similarity and difference (Julian Edelman is more like Wes Welker than he is like a kumquat), but not degrees of uniqueness.
|6 weeks 6 days ago||Wow, it was really dusty and||
Wow, it was really dusty and my room was full of allergens and someone was cutting onions while I watched that Austin Hatch story.
Also I weeped openly because it was so sad and inspiring.
|6 weeks 6 days ago||Not sure if serious, but if||
Not sure if serious, but if serious, I present:
|7 weeks 6 hours ago||16 pts on 7/8 shooting and 10||
16 pts on 7/8 shooting and 10 boards in 20 minutes. Great Mother of Jehoshaphat.
|7 weeks 1 day ago||I fucking love cocaine bear||
I fucking love cocaine bear dot jpg
|7 weeks 3 days ago||Don'tcha think?||
|7 weeks 3 days ago||Yes, and let's hope the DB is||
Yes, and let's hope the DB is not as strong in this one as in that one.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||All your UT QBs are belong to||
All your potential UT QBs are belong to us.
|7 weeks 4 days ago||Is "rebuttle" something a||
Is "rebuttle" something a butler does when quits his job as a butler and then changes his mind and comes back?
Sir: "Yes, Jeeves?"
Jeeves: "I have decided I was too hasty in tendering my resignation. I wish to return to this grand house and be your butler once again. In short, Sir, I wish to rebuttle."
*Sir sobs openly and embraces Jeeves*
|7 weeks 4 days ago||Werewolves of London!||
Werewolves of London!
|7 weeks 4 days ago||I know fuck all about cars.||
I know fuck all about cars. Any MGoAutoEnthusiasts out there that can give me a sense of that truck's value and/or sweetness?
|7 weeks 4 days ago||AIRBHG. The more you know dot||
AIRBHG. The more you know dot rainbow dot gif at www dot www.
|7 weeks 4 days ago||Nope. The 1988 Luc Besson||
Nope. The 1988 Luc Besson movie. First commit of its kind.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||I am not BrianBOOM REVERSE||
I am not Brian,
BOOM REVERSE PYTHON'D
and this is a bit of a cool story bro story, but I have a good pal who was an AAU coach for a reasonably elite Ohio outfit, and he said that AAU ball gets a bad rap because 99% of it is squeaky clean.
He went on to say that the top 1% is unimaginably dirty. Like, duffel-bags-full-of-cash-left-on-front-stoops dirty.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Also spanky oh boy dot gif.||
Also spanky oh boy dot gif.
EDIT: harryddunn has it covered.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||May he have the same impact||
May he have the same impact as his Hallowed Predecessor-in-Surname.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||1 minute for the "Hello"||
1 minute for the "Hello" post? I give that 5 Fakes out of 5.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||(No subject)|
|7 weeks 5 days ago||If Zack Novak is OT then the||
If Zack Novak is OT then the terrorists have already won.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||"Malaize"--perfect for||
"Malaize"--perfect for Michigan. As in, "We were sad last year. We were the Malaize and Blue."
|8 weeks 4 days ago||+1 for spectacular mixed||
+1 for spectacular mixed metaphor.
|8 weeks 5 days ago||Sloxen is||
Sloxen is portmanteautstanding. Another fine addition to the MGoLexicon.
|8 weeks 5 days ago||Is Brian Bob Woodward and||
Is Brian Bob Woodward and Wolverine Devotee Carl Bernstein, or the other way around?
|8 weeks 5 days ago||Too late.||
|8 weeks 5 days ago||Was the story printed on a||
Was the story printed on a dot-matrix printer and then scanned?
|8 weeks 5 days ago||This was JBE's entire||
This was JBE's entire OP:
This was your interpretation of it:
You've got problems, man.
|8 weeks 5 days ago||I made the mistake of||
I made the mistake of watching that Hatch intro while not cutting onions or sprinkling powdered glass in my eyes for cover.
|9 weeks 2 hours ago||The athletic campus||
The athletic campus neighborhood has been Gentry-fied.
|9 weeks 2 hours ago||Faq Ohio State. As opposed to||
Faq Ohio State. As opposed to an Ohio State FAQ:
|9 weeks 7 hours ago||Anyone have a line on||
Anyone have a line on pronunciation?
|9 weeks 7 hours ago||blackstrap + jockstrap =||
= jack strap
|9 weeks 11 hours ago||Portland, TX or Portland, SC?||
Portland, TX or Portland, SC?
|9 weeks 11 hours ago||Facts and logic are dum.-||
Facts and logic are dum.
|9 weeks 11 hours ago||Is it just me or does the||
Is it just me or does the name FauxMichBro not scream troll? I mean, he's (or she's) a "False Michigan Brother." That, combined with the recent join date and the shitting on a recruit in a Hello post make me suspicious.
|9 weeks 12 hours ago||I think WD is an auto-neg for||
I think WD is an auto-neg for some. I've never understood it. Maybe the boundless and slightly psychotic enthusiasm? Or his depantsing of Brandon? Maybe Brandon is negging him.
|9 weeks 12 hours ago||We need a name for this otter||
We need a name for this otter (it's an otter, right?) to distinguish it from Henri.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||+ 1 informative thread title.||
+ 1 informative thread title.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Agreed, and some of that is||
Agreed, and some of that is his weight. if he were 20 lbs heavier he could probably bully smaller 2s into the lane while still being able to go around bigger 3s with his quickness.
I wonder about the critique that he doesn't have a good frame to gain weight. That might be true but he has filled out a lot since he was 17 and men (who ae 40!) tend to bulk up in their early 20s so he probably can put on a few more pounds.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Seemed pretty on point except||
Seemed pretty on point except maybe for the claim of passivity. A lot of that is the JB system. As much as Nik was a creator I bet you could cherry pick 5 clips of him passively working through the offense.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Amazing how quickly he made||
Amazing how quickly he made the decision to do that. The blade of his stick was almost immediately inverted (or whatever the correct term is).
|9 weeks 2 days ago||But Bowie was a bust for more||
But Bowie was a bust for more reasons than not having any rings. And the 94-95 Rockets would have given the hypothetical Jordanful Bulls all they could handle, if they even made it past the Magic in the Eastern Conference Finals. The Rockets swept the Magic, who had Shaq and Penny and won 57 games in the (then more powerful) Eastern Conference.
I think in any universe Hakeem was a more defensible first pick than Bowie was a second pick, even given what Jordan turned out to be.
|9 weeks 2 days ago||One thing we know for sure:||
One thing we know for sure: the line judges will never miss an offside call due to lack of Harbaugh.
|9 weeks 2 days ago||
|9 weeks 5 days ago||Would do. Would not do||
Would not do (NTTAWWT).
|9 weeks 6 days ago||All ur khaki-wearing coaches||
All ur khaki-wearing coaches are belong to us.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||I'm just hoping it's the end||
I'm just hoping it's the end of a-holes like Nick Saban and Les Miles who yoink scholarships away from players with almost no warning, leaving them with the choice of either paying for an education and not playing, transferring and losing a year of eligibility, or playing right away at an FCS school. That shit has to end.
And frankly, I think that playing time is what motivates these kids, not the possibility that their scholarship will be yoinked.
|10 weeks 20 hours ago||][\/][AAR?||
|10 weeks 2 days ago||The fact that this gif has||
The fact that this gif has R. Kelly in it makes it 7,004% more awesome.
|10 weeks 2 days ago||Shouldn't OOftOO be||
Shouldn't OOftOO be OOftOoO?
/ my contribution to the discourse.
|10 weeks 5 days ago||Please don't feed the||
Please don't feed the Trolls.
- The Management
|10 weeks 5 days ago||These work well together.||
These work well together.
|10 weeks 5 days ago||It kinda looks like he's||
It kinda looks like he's sneezing.
|10 weeks 5 days ago||Threads like this give me a||
Threads like this give me a Harbaughn.
|11 weeks 5 hours ago||Say what now?||
Say what now?
|11 weeks 5 hours ago||Dumbest rule in football. And||
Dumbest rule in football. And I'm a Packers fan. Correctly applied, but dumbest. rule. in. football.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||It's too bad we have no||
It's too bad we have no examples of players improving from year one to two under Beilein. Might as well write off Donnal and Chatman as busts.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||Never has the suffix "esque"||
Never has the suffix "esque" been so necessary as when describing Ricky Doyle (RMFD?) as "Olajuwon-esque." But I'll take it.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||True. But this isn't our||
True. But this isn't our first year of basketball under Beilein. I was making a more general point.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||JB's style is deceiving. When||
JB's style is deceiving. When we shoot above our mean from three we look like world beaters. When we shoot like we did today we look awful. Probably the truth is somewhere in between.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||GOD WE SUCK BEILEIN CANT||
GOD WE SUCK BEILEIN CANT CORCH ALL OF OUR PLAYERS SUCK WE SUCK FIRE BEILEIN!!!1!!1!one!!!1
|11 weeks 1 day ago||Yes.||
|11 weeks 1 day ago||Yes.||
|11 weeks 1 day ago||I have no idea.||
I have no idea.
|11 weeks 2 days ago||Pretty sure it's the Andrew||
Pretty sure it's the Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller Cinnabon Corporation Director of the Toshiba Office of Egregious Commercialism & Ego Aggrandizement. But I don't know his/her name.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||What irritated zombies would||
What irritated zombies would say to Kentrail Moran's family after the zombie apocalypse:
|11 weeks 6 days ago||Got it. 3-6 QBs in every||
Got it. 3-6 QBs in every class.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||What about Mike||
What about Mike Kzrzeyxzeiw--Coach K--and David Cutcliffe? I mean, he was our first choice over Harbaugh, after all.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||I think I speak for everyone||
I think I speak for everyone when I say:
"Matt Hasselbeck is still in the NFL?"
|12 weeks 4 days ago||No snark here--wouldn't he||
No snark here--wouldn't he rely on spring practice and training camp? Or do you mean in deciding whether or not to pursue Hogan?
|12 weeks 4 days ago||Ehrmaherd Ehrbrer||
Ehrmagerd Ehrbrer Derkernsharbaugh!
|12 weeks 5 days ago||Alsohttp://www.mgoblue.com/c||
EDIT: it doesn't seem to auto play. But you can find it on mgoblue.com.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||I have a Harbaughn.||
I have a Harbaughn.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||To hell with Notre Dame. -||
To hell with Notre Dame.
- Jim Harbaugh, probably
|12 weeks 6 days ago||I too have a Harbaughn.||
I too have a Harbaughn.
|12 weeks 6 days ago||Whoa. Plus a million for the||
Whoa. Plus a million for the Python Architects sketch reference.
|13 weeks 6 days ago||Fall ill for Jahlil?||
Fall ill for Jahlil?
|14 weeks 1 day ago||You put too many *s in Les||
You put too many *s in Les Miles's last name.
|14 weeks 3 days ago||I'm glad that he's||
I'm glad that he's considering our offer, after he initially rebuffed us.
|14 weeks 6 days ago||I'm going to have to reefer||
I'm going to have to reefer you to the proper authorities after that comment.
|15 weeks 2 days ago||Yes, he's very strong. I also||
Yes, he's very strong. I also like the person of indeterminate gender at least to me behind shifty-eyed man who says OMG and then sinks dejectedly into his/her seat. I call him/her "OMG Seat Sinker Man or Woman."
|15 weeks 5 days ago||Maybe he's a progressive dude||
Maybe he's a progressive dude and would hyphenate his name too. So wedding gifts could be sent to Madison and Madison Bumgarner-Bumgarner.
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Dominose?||
|18 weeks 6 days ago||He Beil-feldtin||
He Beil-feldtin it!!!
|19 weeks 4 days ago||When Brian says He [Keady]||
When Brian says
I say "NSFMF."
Exhibit A: Cook, B.
Exhibit B: Extensions, H.
|19 weeks 4 days ago||Still got my I (football)||
Still got my I (football) Pahokee wrist band on from the inception of the project. Keeps me humble every day. God bless you and Mr. Odoms, Mr. Smith. The next time I hear "Michigan Man" without your names attached to the phrase I'm gonna get irritated.
|20 weeks 4 days ago||#forallintensivepurposes||
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Indiana caveats apply but||
Indiana caveats apply but DMFJ!!!
|21 weeks 2 days ago||John Schnatter / s Bates.||
|21 weeks 2 days ago||F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5||
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
|21 weeks 6 days ago||All I want to know is will||
All I want to know is will anything in this column lead to lemons being eaten?
|22 weeks 1 day ago||We have excellent||
We have excellent coaching.
|22 weeks 1 day ago||I'm sure this point has been||
I'm sure this point has been made before but does it not seem like if you have a. Top-rated dual-threat qb you should call plays that take advantage of both threats?
|25 weeks 2 days ago||Even if they go 14-0 I don't||
Even if they go 14-0 I don't want a thread annointing RR because then you'll be on it 93 times talking about how the accomplishment wasn't really an accomplishment.
I say both sides need to let it die.
|25 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|25 weeks 3 days ago||Why do you doubt he wants to||
Why do you doubt he wants to be a Regent? Was it his multiple statements that "I am running for Regent in 2016" that tipped you off?
However, I agree that we don't need 5 Brian for Regent threads.
|25 weeks 3 days ago||Nopolo but I think you have||
Nopolo but I think you have it wrong--it's the excessive faith in money that is causing leadership problems. Sometimes those are correlated, though.
|25 weeks 3 days ago||Well, I don't know about any||
Well, I don't know about any of the rest of your analysis of the OP, but this is one dangerous effing cat right here:
|25 weeks 3 days ago||Glad to see I wasn't the only||
Glad to see I wasn't the only one. I didn't get much sleep, granted, but could not for the life of me figure out what SP was. Spelling? Solar plexus? Stan Polanski (my plumber)? Super palifragilisticexpialidocious?
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Oh fine: 20. Yakety||
20. Yakety Sax: Boots Randolph
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Paint a Vulgar Picture: The||
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Thank you for this. Very||
Thank you for this. Very educational and passionately-written.
I agree that tackling with the helmet, especially if there is targeting to the head or neck, need to be and can be drummed out of football if it starts early enough. This would require all football governing bodies to agree that leading with the helmet and especially targeting ball carriers' heads and necks would result in the kind of penalties the OP suggests--ejection and further suspension.
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Typical Dakich||
Typical Dakich construction:
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Holy shit this guy is a||
Holy shit this guy is a fucking tool.
|25 weeks 4 days ago||JFC this is unlistenable.||
JFC this is unlistenable.
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Lol Brian from the mblog.||
Lol Brian from the mblog.
|25 weeks 4 days ago||False. UFRs can have negative||
False. UFRs can have negative scores. How I long for a UFR with only 0s.
|25 weeks 4 days ago||This works, too. If you're||
This works, too.
If you're wondering why / All the love that you long for eludes you / And people are rude and cruel to you / I'll tell you why / You just haven't earned it yet, baby...
|25 weeks 4 days ago||I heard Shane took a late||
I heard Shane took a late hit. Can anyone confirm?
Also, in before del--
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Whoa, slow yr roll there,||
Whoa, slow yr roll there, pardner. We've seen the damage caused by a twosie. You think just an ordinary bike would have been the wiser move?
|25 weeks 4 days ago||I'm El Jeffe and I approve||
I'm El Jeffe and I approve this tweet:
|25 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)|
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Right, this to me is the link||
Right, this to me is the link between concussiongate and our shitty football play. Many people asked, fairly I think, if we would see this level of outrage if M were 5-0. And I don't know about everyone, but I doubt it would be in the main.
But we aren't 5-0. We suck, and there is mounting evidence that this is because our HFC doesn't know how to react to changing times and field a competitive team in a Power 5 conference post-Y2K. The blunder with Morris is just more evidence that this is so, not a tacked-on morally outraged reason to want him gone.
|25 weeks 5 days ago||Glen Rice giving the||
Glen Rice giving the Northwestern player the original and literal "how my ass taste?"
Always knew Shaq was derivative...
|26 weeks 4 days ago||There goes SpaceCoyote again,||
There goes SpaceCoyote again, offering a measured response backed up by data to show that something isn't nearly as extreme as one can make it seem simply by cherry picking the bits of data that fit a predetermined conclusion.
I... I think I'm in love...
|26 weeks 5 days ago||Two lemon cokes.||
Two lemon cokes.
|26 weeks 5 days ago||Charlie Weis is a helluva lot||
Charlie Weis is a helluva lot more than the other half.
|26 weeks 5 days ago||I found it interesting that||
I found it interesting that the 11-2 season was being used as a reason not to fire Hoke--but not for the reasons you would think.
|26 weeks 6 days ago||We're do you get the idea||
We're do you get the idea that where evenly matched?
|26 weeks 6 days ago||Remember those two straight||
Remember those two straight zone reads to the right we did against OSU last year? I think we might need to put a bit more of that in. I mean, DG was a or the top dual-threat QB when he came out of Inkster. I'm a little surprised that Borges was more willing to use DG's feet than Nuss seems to be. Unless he's laying in the weeds...
Meanwhile, it doesn't seem like Nuss/Hoke or the fans would worry overly about DG getting hurt because Shane seems to be growing in popularity as a backup option.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||You are indeed too frat to||
You are indeed too frat to fail.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||Honest question that is not||
Honest question that is not in the least rhetorical for real: if M had gone, say, 8-5 or 7-6 his first year would you be saying this?
|27 weeks 1 day ago||Wow. The first oblique blame||
Wow. The first oblique blame Rodriguez post in some 3,000 I've read today. That's... Well, I don't know what it is. But it's something.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||Alcohol and cigarettes. Not||
Alcohol and cigarettes. Not creative but effective.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||It's a fair point. Devin with||
It's a fair point. Devin with no zone read really just doesn't make a lot of sense. I wonder who made that call? It seems like an OC issue but for some reason I feel like Nuss is too smart for that and that it probably came from Hole. Maybe that's unfair (to Hoke), I dunno.
|27 weeks 2 days ago||We don't spread punt because||
We don't spread punt because we're not a spread punting team and we don't have a spread punting coach.
|27 weeks 2 days ago||U-M doesn't have a women's||
U-M doesn't have a women's football team, do we?
|27 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|27 weeks 5 days ago||I watched a little of the||
I watched a little of the Nebraska/Fresno State game on Saturday. Hoo boy. Fresno State is not good at football. I know that the transitive property does not apply, and I'll take Salvatore Quattro's word for it about Idaho State, but I seriously doubt we know anything about Utah from these two games.
Of course, it could be argued that we don't know anything about U-M either after games against App St. and Miami and getting scoreboard-stomped by ND. So, I'm guessing that fans from both teams will be awaiting this game anxiously.
|27 weeks 6 days ago||Prediction of U-M by 7.7 by||
Prediction of U-M by 7.7 by Feng? Shui-eeet!
|27 weeks 6 days ago||Kind of agree, but then it||
Kind of agree, but then it was 4th and 6 from the 37. With 1 minute left. Seems like you could still maybe go for it instead of taking another DOG penalty and then punting directly into the end zone. Not that the coaches instructed Hagerup to do that, but still...
Anyway, I wouldn't have booed had I been there because I'm not a booer (or a boor, or a Boer), but watching on TV I did have that sinking "oh right, we have THAT kind of coach instead of the kind of coach who will ride a white steed though the gates of hell to help our boys get the win" kind of feeling.
|27 weeks 6 days ago||You say that like it's a bad||
You say that like it's a bad thing.
|28 weeks 4 days ago||While we're discussing||
While we're discussing important matters, can I get a ruling on Sunglasses on Forehead? You can't do that, right?
|28 weeks 4 days ago||I'm not saying you're wrong,||
I'm not saying you're wrong, and I would be interested in hearing what Space Coyote or someone like that would have to say, but it strikes me that the downside of jamming receivers is if you miss.
A jam sort of requires that the DB be exerting force in the opposite direction as the WR wants to go (physics!) so that means a whiff on a jam leads to a free release by the WR. And if the point of press coverage is to enable your safeties to roll up, then you might wind up with a real problem on the back end.
Hehe free releases on the back end.
|28 weeks 4 days ago||Well hello there! Can you||
Well hello there! Can you elaborate on this? What is M doing to your eye in their press coverage?
|28 weeks 4 days ago||I thought he captured Randy||
I thought he captured Randy perfectly, though.
|28 weeks 5 days ago||Perhaps, but his||
Perhaps, but his "outstanding" count dropped from 10 last week to 3 this week.
|29 weeks 23 hours ago||I'm currently fellating an||
I'm currently fellating an Urban Meyer blowup doll. I can't get any lower. Or can I? Negbang meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
|29 weeks 1 day ago||For the state of our open||
For the state of our open threads thread, Chicago style: fuck fuck fuck fucking fucker fucked fuckwad fucktwat duckhead (autocorrect) fuckish fuckly fuckle fuckman fuckwoman fuckchild (sorry) fuckperson fuckhuman fuckity fucking fuck.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||Artist's rendering of Kelly,||
Artist's rendering of Kelly, mid-first half.
|29 weeks 4 days ago||I wonder what Cunning_Stunts||
I wonder what Cunning_Stunts thinks about this news?
|29 weeks 4 days ago||Ha! Bolden is shown in Seth's||
Ha! Bolden is shown in Seth's chart instead of Morgan! Brian has to eat a lemon!
/ emerges from cave
/ has e-shoes thrown at him by every M fan
/ dies from multiple e-shoe blunt force trauma
|29 weeks 4 days ago||In Soviet Russia, Jeep in||
In Soviet Russia, Jeep in Ben.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||A rotating selection of||
A rotating selection of tasteful (SFMSRK) pics and tasty organic recipes from Mrs. mGrowOld.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||[move along nothing to see here]||
...or to Ann Arbor...
Hey look, a shiny object!!!
|29 weeks 5 days ago||I remember thinking "HOLY||
I remember thinking "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" about nineteen times.
Okay, so that's 15.
|29 weeks 5 days ago||"Outstanding" count:||
"Outstanding" count: 10.
That's, you know, excellent. Spectacular, even. Just wonderful.
|29 weeks 6 days ago||"One of my 11 year olds made||
"One of my 11 year olds made some for herself."
As the father of two girls who are currently spelunking in the "I hate you and everything you stand for" cave of adolescent girldom, this gave me the heebies.
|29 weeks 6 days ago||Jebus. Hieronymus Bosch||
Jebus. Hieronymus Bosch ain't got nothin on LongLiveBo. This is gloriously creepy. And creepily glorious.
|29 weeks 6 days ago||Yep, that was Molkian. Almost||
Yep, that was Molkian. Almost like he was recruited to be a zone blocking ballet artiste...
|29 weeks 6 days ago||What are the ground rules?||
What are the ground rules? Does he have to eat the rind? The pulp? Just the juice? Can he eat it like a sectioned orange or does he have to chomp on it like an apple?
We need MGoLemonEatingAdHocCommittee to rule on this. I nominate BiSB as Chair.