|3 days 21 hours ago||Fall ill for Jahlil?||
Fall ill for Jahlil?
|6 days 1 hour ago||You put too many *s in Les||
You put too many *s in Les Miles's last name.
|1 week 23 hours ago||I'm glad that he's||
I'm glad that he's considering our offer, after he initially rebuffed us.
|1 week 4 days ago||I'm going to have to reefer||
I'm going to have to reefer you to the proper authorities after that comment.
|1 week 6 days ago||Yes, he's very strong. I also||
Yes, he's very strong. I also like the person of indeterminate gender at least to me behind shifty-eyed man who says OMG and then sinks dejectedly into his/her seat. I call him/her "OMG Seat Sinker Man or Woman."
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Maybe he's a progressive dude||
Maybe he's a progressive dude and would hyphenate his name too. So wedding gifts could be sent to Madison and Madison Bumgarner-Bumgarner.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Dominose?||
|5 weeks 3 days ago||He Beil-feldtin||
He Beil-feldtin it!!!
|6 weeks 1 day ago||When Brian says He [Keady]||
When Brian says
I say "NSFMF."
Exhibit A: Cook, B.
Exhibit B: Extensions, H.
|6 weeks 2 days ago||Still got my I (football)||
Still got my I (football) Pahokee wrist band on from the inception of the project. Keeps me humble every day. God bless you and Mr. Odoms, Mr. Smith. The next time I hear "Michigan Man" without your names attached to the phrase I'm gonna get irritated.
|7 weeks 1 day ago||#forallintensivepurposes||
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Indiana caveats apply but||
Indiana caveats apply but DMFJ!!!
|7 weeks 6 days ago||John Schnatter / s Bates.||
|8 weeks 2 hours ago||F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5||
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
|8 weeks 3 days ago||All I want to know is will||
All I want to know is will anything in this column lead to lemons being eaten?
|8 weeks 5 days ago||We have excellent||
We have excellent coaching.
|8 weeks 5 days ago||I'm sure this point has been||
I'm sure this point has been made before but does it not seem like if you have a. Top-rated dual-threat qb you should call plays that take advantage of both threats?
|12 weeks 2 hours ago||Even if they go 14-0 I don't||
Even if they go 14-0 I don't want a thread annointing RR because then you'll be on it 93 times talking about how the accomplishment wasn't really an accomplishment.
I say both sides need to let it die.
|12 weeks 2 hours ago||(No subject)||
|12 weeks 1 day ago||Why do you doubt he wants to||
Why do you doubt he wants to be a Regent? Was it his multiple statements that "I am running for Regent in 2016" that tipped you off?
However, I agree that we don't need 5 Brian for Regent threads.
|12 weeks 1 day ago||Nopolo but I think you have||
Nopolo but I think you have it wrong--it's the excessive faith in money that is causing leadership problems. Sometimes those are correlated, though.
|12 weeks 1 day ago||Well, I don't know about any||
Well, I don't know about any of the rest of your analysis of the OP, but this is one dangerous effing cat right here:
|12 weeks 1 day ago||Glad to see I wasn't the only||
Glad to see I wasn't the only one. I didn't get much sleep, granted, but could not for the life of me figure out what SP was. Spelling? Solar plexus? Stan Polanski (my plumber)? Super palifragilisticexpialidocious?
|12 weeks 1 day ago||Oh fine: 20. Yakety||
20. Yakety Sax: Boots Randolph
|12 weeks 1 day ago||Paint a Vulgar Picture: The||
|12 weeks 1 day ago||Thank you for this. Very||
Thank you for this. Very educational and passionately-written.
I agree that tackling with the helmet, especially if there is targeting to the head or neck, need to be and can be drummed out of football if it starts early enough. This would require all football governing bodies to agree that leading with the helmet and especially targeting ball carriers' heads and necks would result in the kind of penalties the OP suggests--ejection and further suspension.
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Typical Dakich||
Typical Dakich construction:
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Holy shit this guy is a||
Holy shit this guy is a fucking tool.
|12 weeks 2 days ago||JFC this is unlistenable.||
JFC this is unlistenable.
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Lol Brian from the mblog.||
Lol Brian from the mblog.
|12 weeks 2 days ago||False. UFRs can have negative||
False. UFRs can have negative scores. How I long for a UFR with only 0s.
|12 weeks 2 days ago||This works, too. If you're||
This works, too.
If you're wondering why / All the love that you long for eludes you / And people are rude and cruel to you / I'll tell you why / You just haven't earned it yet, baby...
|12 weeks 2 days ago||I heard Shane took a late||
I heard Shane took a late hit. Can anyone confirm?
Also, in before del--
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Whoa, slow yr roll there,||
Whoa, slow yr roll there, pardner. We've seen the damage caused by a twosie. You think just an ordinary bike would have been the wiser move?
|12 weeks 2 days ago||I'm El Jeffe and I approve||
I'm El Jeffe and I approve this tweet:
|12 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)|
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Right, this to me is the link||
Right, this to me is the link between concussiongate and our shitty football play. Many people asked, fairly I think, if we would see this level of outrage if M were 5-0. And I don't know about everyone, but I doubt it would be in the main.
But we aren't 5-0. We suck, and there is mounting evidence that this is because our HFC doesn't know how to react to changing times and field a competitive team in a Power 5 conference post-Y2K. The blunder with Morris is just more evidence that this is so, not a tacked-on morally outraged reason to want him gone.
|12 weeks 3 days ago||Glen Rice giving the||
Glen Rice giving the Northwestern player the original and literal "how my ass taste?"
Always knew Shaq was derivative...
|13 weeks 2 days ago||There goes SpaceCoyote again,||
There goes SpaceCoyote again, offering a measured response backed up by data to show that something isn't nearly as extreme as one can make it seem simply by cherry picking the bits of data that fit a predetermined conclusion.
I... I think I'm in love...
|13 weeks 2 days ago||Two lemon cokes.||
Two lemon cokes.
|13 weeks 2 days ago||Charlie Weis is a helluva lot||
Charlie Weis is a helluva lot more than the other half.
|13 weeks 3 days ago||I found it interesting that||
I found it interesting that the 11-2 season was being used as a reason not to fire Hoke--but not for the reasons you would think.
|13 weeks 4 days ago||We're do you get the idea||
We're do you get the idea that where evenly matched?
|13 weeks 4 days ago||Remember those two straight||
Remember those two straight zone reads to the right we did against OSU last year? I think we might need to put a bit more of that in. I mean, DG was a or the top dual-threat QB when he came out of Inkster. I'm a little surprised that Borges was more willing to use DG's feet than Nuss seems to be. Unless he's laying in the weeds...
Meanwhile, it doesn't seem like Nuss/Hoke or the fans would worry overly about DG getting hurt because Shane seems to be growing in popularity as a backup option.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||You are indeed too frat to||
You are indeed too frat to fail.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||Honest question that is not||
Honest question that is not in the least rhetorical for real: if M had gone, say, 8-5 or 7-6 his first year would you be saying this?
|13 weeks 5 days ago||Wow. The first oblique blame||
Wow. The first oblique blame Rodriguez post in some 3,000 I've read today. That's... Well, I don't know what it is. But it's something.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||Alcohol and cigarettes. Not||
Alcohol and cigarettes. Not creative but effective.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||It's a fair point. Devin with||
It's a fair point. Devin with no zone read really just doesn't make a lot of sense. I wonder who made that call? It seems like an OC issue but for some reason I feel like Nuss is too smart for that and that it probably came from Hole. Maybe that's unfair (to Hoke), I dunno.
|14 weeks 5 hours ago||We don't spread punt because||
We don't spread punt because we're not a spread punting team and we don't have a spread punting coach.
|14 weeks 5 hours ago||U-M doesn't have a women's||
U-M doesn't have a women's football team, do we?
|14 weeks 5 hours ago||(No subject)||
|14 weeks 3 days ago||I watched a little of the||
I watched a little of the Nebraska/Fresno State game on Saturday. Hoo boy. Fresno State is not good at football. I know that the transitive property does not apply, and I'll take Salvatore Quattro's word for it about Idaho State, but I seriously doubt we know anything about Utah from these two games.
Of course, it could be argued that we don't know anything about U-M either after games against App St. and Miami and getting scoreboard-stomped by ND. So, I'm guessing that fans from both teams will be awaiting this game anxiously.
|14 weeks 3 days ago||Prediction of U-M by 7.7 by||
Prediction of U-M by 7.7 by Feng? Shui-eeet!
|14 weeks 3 days ago||Kind of agree, but then it||
Kind of agree, but then it was 4th and 6 from the 37. With 1 minute left. Seems like you could still maybe go for it instead of taking another DOG penalty and then punting directly into the end zone. Not that the coaches instructed Hagerup to do that, but still...
Anyway, I wouldn't have booed had I been there because I'm not a booer (or a boor, or a Boer), but watching on TV I did have that sinking "oh right, we have THAT kind of coach instead of the kind of coach who will ride a white steed though the gates of hell to help our boys get the win" kind of feeling.
|14 weeks 4 days ago||You say that like it's a bad||
You say that like it's a bad thing.
|15 weeks 1 day ago||While we're discussing||
While we're discussing important matters, can I get a ruling on Sunglasses on Forehead? You can't do that, right?
|15 weeks 2 days ago||I'm not saying you're wrong,||
I'm not saying you're wrong, and I would be interested in hearing what Space Coyote or someone like that would have to say, but it strikes me that the downside of jamming receivers is if you miss.
A jam sort of requires that the DB be exerting force in the opposite direction as the WR wants to go (physics!) so that means a whiff on a jam leads to a free release by the WR. And if the point of press coverage is to enable your safeties to roll up, then you might wind up with a real problem on the back end.
Hehe free releases on the back end.
|15 weeks 2 days ago||Well hello there! Can you||
Well hello there! Can you elaborate on this? What is M doing to your eye in their press coverage?
|15 weeks 2 days ago||I thought he captured Randy||
I thought he captured Randy perfectly, though.
|15 weeks 3 days ago||Perhaps, but his||
Perhaps, but his "outstanding" count dropped from 10 last week to 3 this week.
|15 weeks 5 days ago||I'm currently fellating an||
I'm currently fellating an Urban Meyer blowup doll. I can't get any lower. Or can I? Negbang meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
|15 weeks 5 days ago||For the state of our open||
For the state of our open threads thread, Chicago style: fuck fuck fuck fucking fucker fucked fuckwad fucktwat duckhead (autocorrect) fuckish fuckly fuckle fuckman fuckwoman fuckchild (sorry) fuckperson fuckhuman fuckity fucking fuck.
|16 weeks 4 hours ago||Artist's rendering of Kelly,||
Artist's rendering of Kelly, mid-first half.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||I wonder what Cunning_Stunts||
I wonder what Cunning_Stunts thinks about this news?
|16 weeks 1 day ago||Ha! Bolden is shown in Seth's||
Ha! Bolden is shown in Seth's chart instead of Morgan! Brian has to eat a lemon!
/ emerges from cave
/ has e-shoes thrown at him by every M fan
/ dies from multiple e-shoe blunt force trauma
|16 weeks 2 days ago||In Soviet Russia, Jeep in||
In Soviet Russia, Jeep in Ben.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||A rotating selection of||
A rotating selection of tasteful (SFMSRK) pics and tasty organic recipes from Mrs. mGrowOld.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||[move along nothing to see here]||
...or to Ann Arbor...
Hey look, a shiny object!!!
|16 weeks 2 days ago||I remember thinking "HOLY||
I remember thinking "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" about nineteen times.
Okay, so that's 15.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||"Outstanding" count:||
"Outstanding" count: 10.
That's, you know, excellent. Spectacular, even. Just wonderful.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||"One of my 11 year olds made||
"One of my 11 year olds made some for herself."
As the father of two girls who are currently spelunking in the "I hate you and everything you stand for" cave of adolescent girldom, this gave me the heebies.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||Jebus. Hieronymus Bosch||
Jebus. Hieronymus Bosch ain't got nothin on LongLiveBo. This is gloriously creepy. And creepily glorious.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||Yep, that was Molkian. Almost||
Yep, that was Molkian. Almost like he was recruited to be a zone blocking ballet artiste...
|16 weeks 4 days ago||What are the ground rules?||
What are the ground rules? Does he have to eat the rind? The pulp? Just the juice? Can he eat it like a sectioned orange or does he have to chomp on it like an apple?
We need MGoLemonEatingAdHocCommittee to rule on this. I nominate BiSB as Chair.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Yeah, maybe I missed||
Yeah, maybe I missed something but it seems like you need to run the stretch play to make it worth using the waggle as a constraint play. Again, I could be forgetting but did they run the stretch much?
|16 weeks 5 days ago||My reaction to the news that||
My reaction to the news that he will play.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Funchess will be know as||
Funchess will be known as Gigatron one day. Bet that.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||(No subject)||
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Wait, you understand what it||
Wait, you understand what it means but it's still ambiguous? Didn't the explanation remove the ambiguity?
|17 weeks 4 hours ago||I'm gonna need you to||
I'm gonna need you to elaborate on this.
|17 weeks 1 day ago||Quit being an azz Nassi.||
Quit being an azz Nassi.
|17 weeks 2 days ago||I agree about Great Lakes.||
I agree about Great Lakes. But if you're able, try to get ahold of some of the stuff that's being produced down here in the Queen City. Christian Moerlein is old as the hills but is being brewed here again. And then the two new upstarts--Rhinegeist and MadTree are just knockng it out of the park day after day.
As a point of comparison, Rhinegeist Truth and Bell's Two Hearted are fairly interchangeable, and both the Rhinegeist Zen and the MadTree Sprye are excellent examples of whatever all-day IPA you like.
Is it 5:00 yet?
|17 weeks 2 days ago||EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE||
|17 weeks 2 days ago||Rihanna + Shy Ronnie >>>>||
Rihanna + Shy Ronnie >>>> Beyonce + Shy Tuttle.
|17 weeks 6 days ago||McFarlin and Bouje.||
McFarlin and Bouje.
|17 weeks 6 days ago||Not just pick six Stanzi, but||
Not just pick six Stanzi, but
|18 weeks 12 hours ago||"I like to hit people really||
"I like to hit people really fucking hard."
- D. Molk, ca. 2010
|18 weeks 12 hours ago||The referees looked...||
The referees looked... Underdressed.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Yes, the rule of threes.||
Yes, the rule of threes.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Er... So the rule of sixes?||
Er... So the rule of sixes?
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Me neither, but any excuse to||
Me neither, but any excuse to post a Split Enz video is good for me.
|19 weeks 1 hour ago||Well sure, but skulls with||
Well sure, but skulls with all of the flesh eaten off by carrion feeders are kind of by definition bald aren't they?
|19 weeks 21 hours ago||That Teske video is pretty||
That Teske video is pretty impressive and totally fits JB's MO of taking guys with lots of upside. I know far less about big men than wings and guards but I saw:
He is obviously skinny and needs to get a lot stronger and heavier, but that will come both from another year in HS and from Camp Sanderson. And, he definitely needs to improve his post moves and his shot, but he's starting out with really good fundamentals so I'm sure that will come.
Excited about this kid. Beilein uber alles!
|19 weeks 21 hours ago||I'm probably getting overly||
I'm probably getting overly semantic here, but I guess I think that they are both pretty awfully violent things to do to someone (not just the punching, but the damage it caused).
I would agree that if the explusion line is placed right at what Gibbons did, then I probably wouldn't say York's offense was at that line or worse. But I tend to think York's offense was also past that line, even though on balance I probably agree that Gibbons's is well past that line.
I guess I would turn the question around on you--why is (almost certainly) giving someone a concussion, breaking their jaw in three places, forcing them into weeks of recovery, and potentially giving them PTSD, not also worthy of explusion?
|19 weeks 22 hours ago||That's kind of my point, I||
That's kind of my point, I think. If (1) Glasgow had hit someone with his car and broken their jaw and knocked them unconscious; and (2) there was high-quality video of it that made it unambiguous that he did it on purpose, people probably would have had a much bigger problem with it.
I was mostly responding to Brian's apparent chagrin that people were so ready to shitcan York. I think the video had a lot to do with that reaction.
|19 weeks 22 hours ago||I don't think you have to||
I don't think you have to interpret what I said that way. For them to be treated similarly by policy doesn't mean we have to think they are exactly the same thing.
|19 weeks 22 hours ago||I'm generally sympathetic to||
I'm generally sympathetic to dudes like York, and I think if all we heard was "Csont'e punched a guy in the face and broke his jaw" we'd probably give him the benefit of the doubt in the sense that we wouldn't know exactly what happened (a la Lewan punching megaphone Buckeye man).
And in a sense we still don't know exactly what happened because of no audio. But that video... I mean, this was not remotely a scuffle or a "heat of the moment" thing. He balled up, paused, and then drilled a guy looking away with his hands in his pockets.
It's easy for me to believe the kid said something or was generally douchey, but man. Some things you just can't undo, and I honestly can't get myself to a place where York should stay on the team. I'm not at all sure of the UM policies on this, but it seems like if Gibbons got expelled, York should too. Both are unconscionably violent acts and to me require revoking the privilege of attending UM.
|19 weeks 1 day ago||Not yoked.||
|19 weeks 4 days ago||Will you keep it down? Some||
Will you keep it down? Some of us have work tomorrow!!!
|19 weeks 6 days ago||Guys, I think ZL has all of||
Guys, I think ZL has all of the mods tied up in his Swedish sex dungeon. Someone wake Brian from his absinthe-soaked slumber so he can let them out.
|19 weeks 6 days ago||WHY ARE THE NUMBERS STRIPEY||
WHY ARE THE NUMBERS STRIPEY AAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHoneHHH????!!!!
|20 weeks 21 hours ago||How many times does 5 go into||
How many times does 5 go into a bajillion? Asking for a friend.
|20 weeks 1 day ago||Meh. Duncan's a little too||
Meh. Duncan's a little too Macbeth-y IMO for that.
|20 weeks 3 days ago||I feel like "whereas" is used||
I feel like "whereas" is used oddly too. Can I get a simple "because?"
|20 weeks 5 days ago||Oh no, they killed Kenny!||
Oh no, they killed Kenny!
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Obligatory.||
|21 weeks 1 day ago||I was just glad to see that||
I was just glad to see that Houseofbigboobs donated at the Temptations level.
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Was there any explanation for||
Was there any explanation for this? Did LC think it was 3rd down? Did he not know that the clock stops on change of possession?
|21 weeks 1 day ago||When will Venric Mark be||
When will Venric Mark be presented his Brooks Bollinger Memorial Eighth Year Senior Award?
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Here's more evidence that||
Here's more evidence that college athletics is in crisis.
According to this article in The Chronicle, the most recent data I could find said that graduation rates of football and men's basketball players were at an all-time high. Per the article:
And according to this article in the Journal of Blacks in Higher Education, the black male graduation rate for the general population was at about 35% for roughly the same period.
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Got it. ...ahem... ...*clears||
Mods - please move to Forum Post!
|21 weeks 2 days ago||Thanks, I thought about that||
Thanks, I thought about that but it seemed too diary-y (i.e., long). But I'm flexible. Mods do that, right?
|21 weeks 2 days ago||Where'd you get that pic of||
Where'd you get that pic of Jeff Ryan for the cover?
|21 weeks 2 days ago||I'm pretty convinced that the||
I'm pretty convinced that the 3FG% isn't that affected by defense, especially in the Beilein offense where bad shots are verboten.
What would be a concern with DR (NTDR) is his usage rate. Can he get those shots off? Nik's evolution was punishing teams for (1) denying him the ball --> backdoor Game Blouses dunks; and (2) Closing out like maniacs on the 3 point shot --> getting in the lane for layups.
It looks to me like DR will have no trouble making shots he gets off, but whether he can add the other stuff Nik added is obviously up in the air. My gun to the head guess would be no, in which case he'll be Matt Vogrich But Taller.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||He seems like a shorter Steve||
He seems like a shorter Steve Novak or a less athletic Nik Stauskas.
/ Within-race, within-Eastern European heritage comparison
|21 weeks 3 days ago||Or maybe he's American. We||
Or maybe he's American. We are all "Candians" wheras the French, say, are "Can'tdians."
|21 weeks 3 days ago||No ability to detect double||
No ability to detect double secret reverse sarcasm. -1*
* Not really b/c I'm not sure either. What were we talking about?
|21 weeks 3 days ago||I tend to agree, though||
I tend to agree, though quantity is important for any one class, since recruits are lottery tickets.
But given that most teams wind up with 85 scholarships (cough cough Saban), any one year shouldn't matter as much as, say, three-year rolling averages. That way the quantity in one year would be muted by the quantity in another and the average quality would rise to the fore.
Sounds like a Hoke Points to me.
|21 weeks 4 days ago||We would have also||
We would have also accepted
|21 weeks 4 days ago||mcbainthatsthejoke.jpg||
|22 weeks 2 days ago||Straight razor tips? They are||
Straight razor tips? They are sharp, I would imagine, as are the blades, so please be careful.
|22 weeks 4 days ago||Dear Pot, Thanks for||
Thanks for noticing!
|22 weeks 4 days ago||Thanks for the info but I'll||
Thanks for the info but I'll be having sex and breathing fresh air, not necessarily concurrently, that day.
|23 weeks 2 days ago||In the first scouting video||
In the first scouting video at 2:06 it looks like he tore the RB's head off and then felt bad about it.
I like both of those traits.
|23 weeks 2 days ago||The Purdue dude is grimacing||
The Purdue dude is grimacing because he just tore his ACL.
/ not really
|23 weeks 2 days ago||Mrs. Stephen R. Kass isn't||
Mrs. Stephen R. Kass isn't even angry.
|23 weeks 2 days ago||That's just absurd. One dime||
That's just absurd.
One dime for heated sausage facsimile product vectors would violate principles of supply chain coordination and the profit monetization potentialities therein.
|23 weeks 2 days ago||I hope he doesn't call him||
I hope he doesn't call him "Mary McGary" or something.
|23 weeks 3 days ago||That, or tie the boat to Mrs.||
That, or tie the boat to Mrs. mGrowOld and let her swim it. Or is she not quite the fitness maven we've been led to believe? Hmm...?
|23 weeks 4 days ago||Maybe that's why it's only a||
Maybe that's why it's only a few plays. Seeing into the future wears down the batteries.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||Man, fuck Kentucky.||
Man, fuck Kentucky.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||IU, 1979. We had shitty end||
IU, 1979. We had shitty end zone seats, until AC made them somewhat less shitty.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||Mad Tree Happy Amber in a||
Mad Tree Happy Amber in a can.
|23 weeks 6 days ago||Shit just got real.||
Shit just got real.
|24 weeks 21 hours ago||I think you mean "he reminds||
I think you mean "he reminds me of Wes Welker."
/ every sportswriter
|24 weeks 1 day ago||I'm from Wisconsin and I||
I'm from Wisconsin and I approve of this message.
|24 weeks 2 days ago||How much is that in Loonies?||
How much is that in Loonies?
|24 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|24 weeks 2 days ago||RIP Misteropogon.||
|24 weeks 3 days ago||Cool Story Bro Alert: when I||
Cool Story Bro Alert: when I was at UM I was madly in love with a volleyball player but she was dating Rob Renes so I figured I probably shouldn't try to get in the way.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||Don, I don't see how the||
Don, I don't see how the virtually unfettered sale of alcohol is remotely related to a thread about people showing little self-control and punching other people.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||He does, however, have an||
He does, however, have an illegitemate shot.
BOOM TONYA HARDING'D
|25 weeks 22 hours ago||This sounds dirty: "If they||
This sounds dirty: "If they get Pau they'll dump collison or perk off."
/ 5th grader
|25 weeks 1 day ago||We're laying in the weeds?||
We're laying in the weeds?
|25 weeks 1 day ago||I am far from a free market||
I am far from a free market zealot, largely because there are no free markets--they are all regulated by human intervention to one degree or another.
However, it absolutely boggles my mind that it is illegal for someone to pay College Denard Robinson to appear at some golf outing by taking a cut of whatever entrance fee human beings with free will paid to be there, in part to see College Denard Robinson.
It also boggles my mind that when sales of blue jersies with maize number 16s suddenly spike in both volume and price, coincident with the attendance of College Denard Robinson at UM, probably 1,000 people are making money off of those sales and not one of them is College Denard Robinson.
I'm a little skittish on Michigan being able to offer KLS the Robert and Nancy Teitelbaum Endowed WDE position for $1.1M, but surely there are ways to distribute a bit more of the giant Scrooge McDuck Doubloon Swimming Pool to the people who fill it with doubloons.
|25 weeks 2 days ago||I feel like, in the days of||
I feel like, in the days of concussion-consciousness, having wood-grained helmets and a "bring the wood" slogan is a bit of an odd choice.
/ Your grandmother
|25 weeks 4 days ago||I don't get it. LB is||
I don't get it. LB is Zoltan?
Does RDT know about this?
|25 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)||
|26 weeks 16 hours ago||Meh. Sacto will be in Seattle||
Meh. Sacto will be in Seattle within five years anyway, so I think it's a great fit for him.
|26 weeks 1 day ago||(No subject)||
|26 weeks 1 day ago||(No subject)||
|26 weeks 5 days ago||You got that champagne taste.||
You got that champagne taste.
|26 weeks 6 days ago||The whole country? And which||
The whole country? And which era? Weimar, sure, those guys were a bunch of hedonistic protohippies. But Third Reich era? I dunno, man.
|27 weeks 20 hours ago||(No subject)||
|27 weeks 21 hours ago||The problem with Twitter is||
The problem with Twitter is the 140 character limit. He meant to say "coach d is the man who I will not be committing to play for a few hours from now."
|27 weeks 21 hours ago||All your giant TEs are belong||
All your giant TEs are belong to us.
|27 weeks 21 hours ago||Of course... But maaaaybe...||
Of course... But maaaaybe...
|27 weeks 1 day ago||Now THAT's the Michigan||
Now THAT's the Michigan Difference.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||I might agree with this if it||
I might agree with this if it were a total profit-sharing kind of deal. But if some struggling athletic dept. has a megawatt star on one of its teams (probably football or men's bb), and the school makes a lot of money selling the kid's jersey and selling his likeness to EA Sports (not sure if that point is relevant anymore), then it seems fair to me that the kid ought to earn a share of the profits from that jersey.
I don't see why it follows from this that the kid ought to pay to help balance the budget of said struggling athletic department.
|27 weeks 1 day ago||is TJ Leaf thinking about||
is TJ Leaf thinking about moving up his timetable or thinking about moving up his thinking about moving up his timetable?
|27 weeks 1 day ago||Bring on the new Messiah,||
Bring on the new Messiah, wherever He may roam.
|27 weeks 3 days ago||Also, I think Brian may have||
Also, I think Brian may have taken that one a little seriously. It was in a column called "soapbox" after all. I think the author's tongue was, if not planted squarely in his cheek, was at least flicking the inside a little.
|28 weeks 1 day ago||That's ridiculous. A||
That's ridiculous. A freshman's first play is never that spectacular.
|28 weeks 1 day ago||I'll take tiny Ditka for tree||
I'll take tiny Ditka for tree million dollarce, and regular Ditka for twenty mill.
|28 weeks 1 day ago||It is some news, I'll grant||
It is some news, I'll grant you.
|28 weeks 2 days ago||Please please please let me||
Please please please let me get what I want... next time?
|28 weeks 3 days ago||I guess just sit tight?||
I guess just sit tight?
|28 weeks 3 days ago||It must be like looking in a||
It must be like looking in a mirror for Denard. Although I just noticed the non-authorized color palette on your little one. Expect a cease and desist order forthwith.
|28 weeks 4 days ago||I LOL'd. But I fucking hate||
I LOL'd. But I fucking hate Roy Williams, so of course I would.
|28 weeks 4 days ago||Where did all these chopped||
Where did all these chopped onions and dust in my eye come from? Just as I started watching this clip! Curse you, chopped onions and dust in my eye!
|29 weeks 1 hour ago||Ow my balls... Is what I said||
Ow my balls...
Is what I said after reading JUB's post.
|29 weeks 22 hours ago||So... 1st down: D. Green||
|29 weeks 2 days ago||Agreed. The OP presents an||
Agreed. The OP presents an intriguing lineup but it's basically a college team, and we saw how that worked out in 1988. By 2020 everyone on the roster will have 5-7 years of NBA or good international experience. Could be a nice team.
|29 weeks 3 days ago||I hate how I always watch||
I hate how I always watch stories like this in a dusty room filled with cat hair while I'm cutting onions.
|29 weeks 3 days ago||Obligatory.||
|29 weeks 4 days ago||I think it's actually Reggie||
I think it's actually Reggie Ledoux.
|29 weeks 4 days ago||Like Sam the butcher bringing||
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
- Beastie Boys, "Shake Your Rump"
RIP, Alice, er, Ann
|29 weeks 4 days ago||Don't ask me how I know this||
Don't ask me how I know this but the guitar player may or may not be a sociology professor at Boston University.
|29 weeks 6 days ago||You don't know how hot his||
You don't know how hot his buddy is.
|30 weeks 22 hours ago||I think the board would||
I think the board would object more if the Donald R. Shepherd Director of Athletics David Brandon saved the Satchmo Q. Handerson Litter of Puppies from a burning building.
I mean, who donates money and wants naming rights to a litter of puppies in a burning building? That's just sick.
|30 weeks 1 day ago||Voracious + veracity =||
Voracious + veracity = voracity
Viscous + veracity = verascity?
|30 weeks 2 days ago||Let's hope we can replace||
Let's hope we can replace "something" with "a coherent offense" and "someday" with "this season."
|30 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|30 weeks 4 days ago||Bork, Bork!!!||
|30 weeks 5 days ago||36-24-36, I believe.||
36-24-36, I believe.
|30 weeks 5 days ago||I bet you don't look like||
I bet you don't look like Eliza Dushku so it's probably she.
|31 weeks 4 hours ago||When Brian double posts, does||
When Brian double posts, does an angel have its wings plucked from its body like those of a fly trapped by two sadistic 5th-graders?
|31 weeks 2 days ago||In happier news, Stauskas to||
In happier news, Stauskas to the Nugs at 11. Book it.
|31 weeks 3 days ago||More Wes Welker-y.||
More Wes Welker-y.
|31 weeks 3 days ago||Best I could do, given my||
Best I could do, given my limited computer skillz.
|31 weeks 3 days ago||I just noticed the two||
I just noticed the two players' heads that pop up next to her like groundhogs coming out of holes. Might need to be reverse gif'd, if that's a thing.
|31 weeks 3 days ago||Also a bold move to have two||
Maybe DB is chucking future offers to play at the Jerry Dome and is scheduling a home and home with Tatooine U?
|31 weeks 4 days ago||"Oh my God!" is Hutch for||
"Oh my God!" is Hutch for "Holy Fucking Shit!!!"
|31 weeks 6 days ago||That's some next level||
That's some next level Mission: Impossible latex face shit right there.
|31 weeks 6 days ago||Some of it is just math--not||
Some of it is just math--not all of the 32 teams can be great, and the ones that aren't great have lots of problems that then get blamed on the QB. Put Henne as the starter of the '76 Steelers or the '13 Seahawks and he'd look pretty good.
|32 weeks 1 hour ago||Because awesome basketball||
Because awesome basketball should be outlawed? Did you watch any of the first round of the playoffs?
|32 weeks 1 hour ago||Hmm... Well, that is||
Hmm... Well, that is basically what happened in the OKC/LAC game and the BKN/MIA game. In the former, Reggie Jax (NTRJ) was fouled (but no call) and the ball went off of Jackson but they gave the ball to OKC causing Doc Rivers to bust a spleen. In the later, LBJ fouled Paul Pierce (but no call) and the ball went off Pierce but they gave the ball to BKN.
So, while not an official rule, it seems to be working out that way (n of 2 I realize). You're saying the rule should be codified?
|32 weeks 22 hours ago||Why were you reading HTTV||
Why were you reading HTTV with bacon and what did she use to lure you out of your bathroom bacon eating reading jag?
|32 weeks 3 days ago||As much as I admire that||
As much as I admire that crossover and as much as I'd love the chance of having Derryck Thornton learn from Derrick Walton, I don't really see how his game translates that well to Beilein's system, at least from the few tapes I've seen. Beilein doesn't run much point guard iso, and the tapes don't show him running the p & r much if at all.
So, I'm agnostic. That said, I have confidence that Beilein knows what he is doing and also that he could mold Thornton's game to fit what he wants to do while capitalizing on Thornton's skills.
So I guess what I am saying is that I'll allow this recruitment to continue.