what panic? If anything, people seem to have optimism in our young OLs future this season
also duty-free guys falling over and grabbing their shins
|2 days 21 hours ago||Imitation of THE_KNOWLEDGE is||
Imitation of THE_KNOWLEDGE is not convincing. 2/10
|1 week 5 days ago||I still have, Lord willing,||
I still have, Lord willing, 50 or 60 years on this planet. Thanks to 1997 and 2007, I've already given up hope that the Tribe will ever win the Series.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Thrash metal||
Alternately, leave the festival, roll down your windows, and blast metal. That's what the "11" on your stereo is for.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Bret Bielema=Billy Martin||
Dave Brandon should introduce the 10-cent beer night promo for the next Big House night game. What could possibly go wrong?
|21 weeks 2 days ago||A sixty-year coma. Sigh :(||
A sixty-year coma.
|31 weeks 22 hours ago||Contrary to your entire||
Contrary to your entire point, that sounds delicious.
|33 weeks 4 days ago||I'm with you. Really enjoy||
I'm with you. Really enjoy listening to Jim Brandstatter. I could do without Karsch, but Brandstatter is a joy to listen to. Also he understands O-line play, which always adds a fun dimension to it.
|33 weeks 5 days ago||...Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,||
...Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam
|33 weeks 5 days ago||Just 4 mph too slow||
Great Scott that's fast!
|35 weeks 22 hours ago||On the contrary, he was||
On the contrary, he was probably the Butt of everyone's jokes.
|35 weeks 22 hours ago||detnews.twitter.subscribe.chengelis.com||
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|35 weeks 22 hours ago||This is butt-fudging||
This is butt-fudging unacceptable. How in the poopypants did we go all poopin' year without one single diaperload reference to "poopypants"? We think we're so rectal-bleeding sophisticated, and yet we can't find the opportunity to work in the greatest of all cursewords? What kind of dumb shit-squirts are we?
|35 weeks 1 day ago||What large teeth you have!||
So what you're saying is it might not have been the best idea to agree to buy those aftermarket rims on Craigslist from user "Caiman_smile_13"?
|35 weeks 1 day ago||I've never been known by||
I've never been known by another moniker on this site. Howeva, I did register several "Ghost of _____" names just to ensure that our friendly neighborhood troll didn't get his hands on them.
|35 weeks 1 day ago||Nah I'm pretty sure he's gone||
Nah I'm pretty sure he's gone for good.
By the way, regarding the whole Herm=ChopBlock thing, see http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/want-out-bolivia-read#comment-2329323
|35 weeks 1 day ago||Not death metal. Deathcore.||
Not death metal. Deathcore. Learn the difference
|35 weeks 3 days ago||I'd still trade salaries with||
I'd still trade salaries with him.
|35 weeks 3 days ago||I lost interest in the||
I lost interest in the Heisman once it became the Flavor Of The Week Quarterback Award.
|35 weeks 4 days ago||Wasatch Brewing's Polygamy||
Wasatch Brewing's Polygamy Porter.
Why have just one?
|35 weeks 4 days ago||Hoooooold on there. The||
Hoooooold on there. The Herm=ChopBlock thing was funny until Herm became a huge asshole.
Incidentally, OysterMonkey thought I was Herm because I posted some sort of "get off my lawn" sentiment, and signed it ~Herm as a finishing touch.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||You're doing it wrong||
YOU HAVE TO POST IN CAPS AND BOLD FONT SO PEOPLE WILL NOTICE YOUR COMMENT
|35 weeks 6 days ago||I just negged everyone in||
I just negged everyone in this thread. FUCK ALL OF YOU!
|36 weeks 3 days ago||Yes, screw somebody who||
Yes, screw somebody who decided that the best place for him to go to college and play football happens not to be the same university you attended/cheer for.
|36 weeks 3 days ago||OSU suffering from The Game||
OSU suffering from The Game hangover.
|37 weeks 3 days ago||Brilliant.||
|37 weeks 3 days ago||Guys I'm sorry I'm not a very||
Guys I'm sorry I'm not a very good "fan", because I apparently haven't sunk to the same levels of self-loathing and existential despair of all you downers. I'll try harder next time.
|37 weeks 3 days ago||Touchdown Charles White|
|37 weeks 3 days ago||Holy shit||
New MGoBanner? I think so
|37 weeks 3 days ago||Holy shit||
New MGoBanner? I think so
|37 weeks 3 days ago||The Hero of Columbus|
|37 weeks 3 days ago||Eight-year-olds, Dude.||
|37 weeks 3 days ago||(No subject)|
|37 weeks 3 days ago||You mean this scene?|
|37 weeks 3 days ago||More defining moments...|
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Can we just put this out of||
Can we just put this out of its misery?
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Also, can somebody please||
Also, can somebody please explain to me why you'd clock the ball on first down @ the 3 with plenty of time left?
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Non-hindsight perspective: A||
Non-hindsight perspective: A poll on the liveblog, before the touchdown, showed 80-20 in favor of of going for 2
|37 weeks 4 days ago||DG just put up the 2nd-best||
DG just put up the 2nd-best passing day in Michigan history, second only to the Indiana game earlier this year. On one leg.
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Gardner is the only QB in||
Gardner is the only QB in Michigan history to pass for 400 yards. First against Indiana, now against Ohio State
|37 weeks 4 days ago||Going for 2 was absolutely||
Going for 2 was absolutely the right move. Statisitcally, it only lowers your odds by about 5% (45% conversion rate vs 50-50 in OT), and I think the game situation and the momentum swing the odds a lot more than 5%. Sucks it didn't work out, but absolutely the right move.
|38 weeks 3 days ago||Holy crap this entire website||
Holy crap this entire website is a trainwreck.
Yes, I fully understand the hypocisy in posting this.
|41 weeks 3 days ago||Hello mods Thanks for keeping||
Thanks for keeping the board from going full Chernobyl. Pruning out the stupid threads really cuts down on the MLive factor. Can't envy being a mod after losses like this.
|41 weeks 3 days ago||On some distant world The M||
On some distant world
For back in this miserable month of November
Fire me, fire you
|41 weeks 3 days ago||And so was Gholston. Cut||
And so was Gholston.
Cut the crap people, Taylor Lewan got personal foul(s) for a reason.
|41 weeks 4 days ago||Make three envelopes||
Make three envelopes
|42 weeks 1 day ago||Always look on the bright side of life...||
Very interesting read... -1 for not titling the essay "The Life of Brian". Would have been fitting, don't ya think?
|43 weeks 23 hours ago||Caesar's got information,||
Caesar's got information, man... New shit has come to light!
|43 weeks 2 days ago||Sugar Bowl 2012 and Orange||
Sugar Bowl 2012 and Orange Bowl 2000 don't count?
|43 weeks 3 days ago||Okay okay I will. Just relax,||
Okay okay I will. Just relax, no one has to get hurt here.
|43 weeks 3 days ago||Yeah. I'd personally like to||
Yeah. I'd personally like to see him hang a million points on somebody like, say, Notre Dame. Oh wait.
Borges isn't as bad as he looked against PSU, and not as good as he looked against ND or Indiana. Not as bad as he looked against Iowa 2011 or OSU 2012, and not as good as Nebraska 2011 or OSU 2011. He's a mix of all of those.
|43 weeks 4 days ago||Northwestern has managed the||
Northwestern has managed the clock perfectly. Coaches everwhere, take notes.
|43 weeks 4 days ago||Well I'll say it. Tacopants||
Well I'll say it.
Tacopants is a freaking joke, completely worthless as a human being, and should have his scholarship pulled. I've never once seen a pass to him result in us gaining yards. That whole perpetual eligibility thing really eats up our recruiting class sizes.
|43 weeks 6 days ago||OP is spot on||
I think this blog would be a whole lot happier if people just closed their laptops, powered off their phones, and went for half-hour walk in the beautiful fall weather. We'd still be pissed about losing in a really absurd way, but I think the vitriol would less.
Yeah, this sure is rage-inducing:
|44 weeks 2 days ago||Making a mental note to||
Making a mental note to posbang you for all eternity once they start existing again
|44 weeks 3 days ago||1) Obvious TWIS attempt is||
1) Obvious TWIS attempt is obvious
2) I guarantee that that entire rant was typed holding down the shift key
|44 weeks 3 days ago||One thing to add here:||
One thing to add here: Devin's head was absolutely swimming from about the last 5 minutes of regulation onward. I wouldn't be surprised if we heard he has a concussion. Might explain all the pointless runs into the line.
That being said, the playcalling and the game theory bit was absolutely deplorable.
|44 weeks 3 days ago||Finally Gibbons makes a||
Finally Gibbons makes a fucking field goal
|44 weeks 6 days ago||Within 15 years, a bowl game||
Within 15 years, a bowl game will be played in Cuba. Book it.
Also, I would totally attend the Havana Bowl. And I don't even smoke cigars.
|44 weeks 6 days ago||I'd like to see it, actually.||
I'd like to see it, actually. I think it'd be fun and unique, and wouldn't become a common, watered-down occurance (simply because of the travel costs and the fact that the rarity of international games is precisely the reason for their tremendous popularity when they do happen) like ths ineutral-site bullshit.
|45 weeks 3 days ago||Northwestern just got jobbed||
Northwestern just got jobbed on the spot.
|45 weeks 3 days ago||I think "Triggerman" is||
I think "Triggerman" is Musberger-speak for "Unstoppable Throw-god".
Also, Brent really needs to get off the air and live a quiet, retired, creepy life in Winterhaven, FL. Or something. Just please go away.
|45 weeks 4 days ago||Geiger finally made one count||
Geiger finally made one count
|45 weeks 4 days ago||First team to three wins?||
First team to avoid the shutout wins.
|45 weeks 4 days ago||Geiger couldn't make that one||
Geiger couldn't make that one count.
The pillowfight continues
|45 weeks 6 days ago||Alternate theory: they're||
Alternate theory: they're doing it for the sake of his health. Perhaps they're caught in the delusion that moving to safety will save poor Rob from Perry the ACL-ephant.
|46 weeks 20 hours ago||Ok that makes sense. Was||
Ok that makes sense. Was reading that one particular bear in the 'dacks has actually learned how to open a Bear Vault. Caught on film and everything.
|46 weeks 21 hours ago||Nuking this thread would be mercy killing||
So Yahoo is the new Bleacher Report?
|46 weeks 1 day ago||Rats. And here I thought my||
Rats. And here I thought my liberal arts degree was finally going to come in handy.
|46 weeks 1 day ago||. Michigan 24 . Minnesota||
Natty: Colorado 35, Dolphins 3
|46 weeks 1 day ago||In my opinion, Brandon is the||
This very much corroborates the theory that you're 12.
|46 weeks 3 days ago||See this is exactly the kind||
See this is exactly the kind of thread that can and should be pulled. If you want to talk to the mods, you use the mod thread. The general MGoCommunity isn't really the intended audience here.
|46 weeks 4 days ago||Golly. Where you headed that||
Golly. Where you headed that you actually need a bear canister?
|46 weeks 4 days ago||A very good chunk of the||
A very good chunk of the people in these recent threads (site employees and normal posters alike) have a lot that they probably, in less heated moments, might regret saying the way they said it. If I were on the site that day, I would (and I hate to say this) likely have done the same. Therefore, I won't say anything more.
|46 weeks 5 days ago||Holy crap dude. That's||
Holy crap dude. That's impressive.
|47 weeks 1 day ago||The last paragraphs are||
The last paragraphs are fascinating. We're fine with sex now, but death, disability, and race are the new areas of high offense? I tend to believe that. Fuck fuckity fucking cunt. But dare somebody say "nigger", "chink" "polack", "retard", etc, people get offended.
Not to say which of the above words are right or wrong, but it is fascinating that, even as our language gets more free in some areas (sex), it gets more constrained in others (race). Does swearing cease to be swearing if it ceases to be offensive? And if so, do people who think "yeah I'm fine with swearing" really mean it? Would they be OK with talking about "niggers"?
And it gets even more interesting. In some languages and cultures (I'm thinking particularly of peninsular Spanish), you can use pretty much any word you want (,"mierda" is pretty fucking mild), and swearing consists of obscene descriptions. "I shit on your mother's grave" is a fun and horrifying one. Here in the states, references to crapping on a grave would be considered vile and tasteless, but not "swearing" per se, unless you used the magic "swear word" referring to defectation, shit.
Language is fun, is it not?
|47 weeks 1 day ago||Nihilists? Fuck me.||
Nihilists? Fuck me.
|47 weeks 3 days ago||How about at the end of a||
How about at the end of a game? There's a well-known rule that the game can't end on a defensive penalty, but as far as I can tell the kicking team isn't really considered the "defense". After all, it wouldn't make sense that they could onside kick it if they were the defense.
|47 weeks 3 days ago||Not to nitpick, but this is||
Not to nitpick, but this is totally a nitpick
|47 weeks 3 days ago||CUT THE SCENE. Ok, let's roll||
CUT THE SCENE.
Ok, let's roll this from the top again, and this time let's capitalize properly and stop being so truculent.
|47 weeks 3 days ago||Desmond Morgan. Quite aside||
Desmond Morgan. Quite aside from a truly spectacular interception tonight, I've been very impressed by him so far this season, even if the UFRs don't agree as much. He seems to be in position to make a lot of plays, I don't see as many stupid mental errors, and when he makes contact, that ball carrier go backwards.
|47 weeks 3 days ago||Green River is really remote for being on an interstate.||
Yeah about 45 minutes before the shit hit the fan, I passed a sign that said "next gas: 130 miles".
|47 weeks 3 days ago||And by the way, I have to||
And by the way, I have to take another shitty bus ride 120 more miles tomorrow morning to get the part to the mechanic. Great weekend.
|47 weeks 3 days ago||Well my car's timing belt||
Well my car's timing belt asploded this morning in the middle of B.F. Nowhere, Nevada. Had to spend three hours getting a hitch to a place where I could get cell service. Once I got a 30-mile tow into town, the mechanic didn't have the part to fix my car. Had to take a shitty bus 120 miles to the nearest auto parts store to get it.
Upon getting home, I turned on the game early in the second half. And then my day started to suck.
|48 weeks 20 hours ago||I'll concede both points. I||
I'll concede both points.
I think, though, this reinforces the point that it's not the overbooking that is the problem, it's the way they're going about the overbooking.
|48 weeks 20 hours ago||Fun fact: it actually isn't||
Fun fact: it actually isn't required to offer you a sweet deal. They normally do so they can get volunteers and avoid an awkward situation. However, if nobody wants to bump, and they have to play "Uncle Sam wants you", you get nuthin.
The part I don't like is the fact that if you miss two games you said you'd go to, you forfeit the rest. Doesn't that seem a bit vindictive?
|48 weeks 21 hours ago||The question is: given that||
The question is: given that 57% of season ticket holders attended any given game last year, what are the odds that students will actually be turned away? To make it even more specific, what percentage of the season ticket holders attended the marquee games last year? If they never got more than 66% (3000 of 4500) attendence at a non-MSU game, then it's not really a problem.
I don't see any difference between this policy and the airlines' policy of overbooking (although don't we all just love airline service?). Say they sold 3001 tickets for 3000 seats. Nobody would have a problem with it, because the odds that every single season ticket holder (or the person they sold it to) will show up is basically nil.
What people are enraged about, therefore, is the scale of the overbooking, not overbooking per se. I would hope that the AD has done some statistical analysis to ensure that 3000 seats is in fact above what we can reasonably expect student attendence to be, even for a marquee matchup.
If I'm wrong, however, I'll gladly raid Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork with everybody else.
|48 weeks 1 day ago||Which is weird, because Mike||
Which is weird, because Mike Farrell is reporting that Florida State is now Hand's leader. It's also the leader of EJ Levenberry, Bo Jackson, and Andrew Jackson.
|48 weeks 3 days ago||The whistle clearly sounded||
The whistle clearly sounded before the ASU player flopped on it. By rule, if the whistle sounds, you're down, and that can't be overturned IIRC (no "continuation rule"). So at about 15ish seconds, the officials had made the final decision that he was down right there. From there, it's simply a matter of they taking forever to spot the ball. Yes, the Wisconsin actions were odd and not advised, but if the officials had, you know, done their job, there would have been zero concern over time.
|48 weeks 3 days ago||Whatever happened to lockdown mode?||
Probably in the thread three topics down from yours.
I think MGoBlog after a loss (or near miss, in this case) is able to singlehandedly prove that Michigan fans aren't more enlightened/classy/levelheaded that everybody else.
|48 weeks 3 days ago||If Urban could control his||
If Urban could control his Ultimate Weapon, he wouldn't have been forced to resign from FL for "health reasons"
|48 weeks 4 days ago||Nope. Jerry Montgomery was a||
Nope. Jerry Montgomery was a D line coach.
|48 weeks 4 days ago||Took three games to prove the||
Took three games to prove the stupidity of this rule.
|48 weeks 4 days ago||(No subject)||
|48 weeks 4 days ago||Anybody up for headlining||
Anybody up for headlining TWIS? Yeah, me neither
|48 weeks 4 days ago||These are the best thing to||
These are the best thing to happen to Michigan football blogging since the UFR.
Also the CRex saga, but that's not really michigan football per se
|48 weeks 4 days ago||Gibbons misses a field||
Gibbons misses a field goal.
I mean, its' bound to happen sooner or later; I'd prefer it to happen today instead of, say, the Ohio State game.
|48 weeks 6 days ago||The mistake was the ball ever||
The mistake was the ball ever leaving his hand at all.
|49 weeks 19 hours ago||Yeah, let's nobody forget||
Yeah, let's nobody forget that one awesome game he had with the Braves. Emphasis on one. But still...
|49 weeks 20 hours ago||Ok, I must be a moron Score||
Score 5: Insightful
|49 weeks 2 days ago||You know what they say,||
You know what they say, cockweeds of a feather flock together.
Bill Simonson and Brent Musberger are neck-and-neck in the tournament of terrible. The winner will have to face off against Ed Farmer.
|49 weeks 2 days ago||As long as he doesn't change||
As long as he doesn't change it to QB_Force. I'm happy
|49 weeks 2 days ago||I have a really hard time||
I have a really hard time believing that M fans are classier than everyone else when people here post quasi-naked pictures of this week's bimbo, who apparently happens to cheer for our team.
|49 weeks 3 days ago||Wondering how that one||
Wondering how that one unmentionable play will be charted. TAXBRX just doesn't seem to cut it
|49 weeks 3 days ago||Wholesome family||
Wholesome family entertainment right there
|49 weeks 3 days ago||To be fair, they did get a||
To be fair, they did get a borderline PI call against them at an absolutely crucial spot. Not saying they got the shaft, but it was certainly not the clearest-cut call. I actually think the 2nd PI penalty was the murkier of the two, fwiw
|49 weeks 4 days ago||Cool||
|49 weeks 4 days ago||I can kind of semi-deal with||
I can kind of semi-deal with the alternate uniforms as long as they're freaking BLUE. Also, they're not "alternate uniforms" when you wear them for every big national game. You now just have 10 different uniforms.
Nevertheless, I'll wait to pass judgment until I see them. Maybe they just added some stupid patch or something.
|49 weeks 4 days ago||There's something verrrrry||
There's something verrrrry interesting going on in San Francisco...
EDIT: One strike short of perfect.
|49 weeks 4 days ago||Kings Peak Porter, by the||
Kings Peak Porter, by the Uinta Brewing Company. Not bad for 3.2...
|51 weeks 21 hours ago||In fact, each player not||
In fact, each player not arrested was named captain. It's the stock reward for an off-season of good behavior.
|51 weeks 22 hours ago||Yeah seriously. Taking care||
Yeah seriously. Taking care of Urban Meyer has to be an absolute handful.
|51 weeks 3 days ago||Shifty.||
Anyone suggesting a medical redshirt for non-medical reasons should be ashamed of themselves.
|51 weeks 3 days ago||And underage, so don't tell||
That much was evident.
|51 weeks 3 days ago||Yeah those BLUE skies are||
Yeah those BLUE skies are looking rather nice, aren't they?
|51 weeks 4 days ago||That article contains 43||
That article contains 43 sentences. It's broken into 28(!) paragraphs, for an average paragraph length of ~1.54 sentences. Modern journalism is terrible.
|51 weeks 6 days ago||Whoa this is kinda freaky||
Whoa this is kinda freaky
|51 weeks 6 days ago||</blockquote>||
what panic? If anything,
what panic? If anything, people seem to have optimism in our young OLs future this season
August 14th, 2013 at 12:16 PM
|51 weeks 6 days ago||Perhaps in Lake Titicaca?||
Perhaps in Lake Titicaca? Nice this time of year...
|1 year 19 hours ago||I don't care what the AP||
I don't care what the AP says. I don't care what Myerberg says. I don't care what ESPN says.
Give me THE_KNOWLEGE, and I shall find inner peace.
|1 year 19 hours ago||This just proves that Urbz||
This just proves that Urbz only engourages his players' thuggery.
|1 year 20 hours ago||Salt Lake City? Heard||
Salt Lake City? Heard Gracie's was good, heard Gracie's wasn't good... please advise.
|1 year 22 hours ago||Double post, my bad.||
Only nice thing about no moderation system? Double post doesn't get downvoted!
[takes of pants]
|1 year 22 hours ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 1 day ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 4 days ago||Better than their actual||
Better than their actual uniforms. Never go back.
|1 year 5 days ago||Does anyone harbor anything||
Does anyone harbor anything other than utter disdain toward the trainwreck that is the Flow series of commercials, and the trainwreck of an annoying persona that is her character?
Makes me wanna puke.
|1 year 5 days ago||FTR, I didn't think this is so bad, I just can't help piling on||
|1 year 5 days ago||Illegal streaming isn't||
Illegal streaming isn't stealing; it's copyright infringement. There's a difference.
I really just think it's a matter of time before a la carte programming becomes the norm, and for a reason nobody has yet mentioned: the illegal streams. It is certainly true that DirecTV and others are going to fight tooth and nail and pay top dollar to keep their oligopoly, but as more and more of the sports consumer base grows up in the technology era, fewer people will pay for those TV packages, opting instead to watch illegal streams. That's especially true because the most technologically proficient individuals will always be the ones with the least disposible income (younger people).
In economic terms, there will be less demand for TV packages as more and more people find a competitive product (bootleg streams) to be a viable alternative. If the offering is more palatable (i.e. cheaper, with less crap on it that you don't watch), demand will increase.
|1 year 5 days ago||There's no such thing as||
There's no such thing as tackle-eligible in the NCAA, which might partly explain the infrequency of linemen scoring.
|1 year 6 days ago||Hopefully our RBs aren't as overrated as this album||
|1 year 1 week ago||And what specifically might||
And what specifically might you suggest?
|1 year 1 week ago||If you have broadband, you||
If you have broadband, you have no need of cable.
|1 year 1 week ago||Never got hooked on Dexter||
Never got hooked on Dexter until rather recently. Am through season 5. I've heard that season 6 really sucks. Should I skip it? Please advise
|1 year 1 week ago||MGoMachiavelli?||
I honestly have no clue if you're being sarcastic or not.
|1 year 1 week ago||Thanks for the response||
To be honest, I'm not sure if fantasy football is OT or not. But there's certainly no reason to use the "OT" identifier. Observe the horns of the dillema:
Perhaps I'm too analytically minded :(
Also, I think this blog would be a better place if we all just stopped posting Kate Upton stuff. The dichotomy between posting Kate Upton shit and being a "Michigan Man" is striking, to say the least.
|1 year 1 week ago||The brother to Rich||
The brother to Rich Rodriquez, our supposed former coach.
|1 year 1 week ago||This is a really bad||
This is a really bad thread:
1) Stop posting porn-ish things on a site people check in public places
2) Flagrant, willful violation of OT rules.
3) Sure glad the OP gave the green light to delete the thread. Otherwise the mods would have been powerless to stop his reign of terror
|1 year 1 week ago||Dang straight. You aren't||
Dang straight. You aren't drinking real moonshine unless there's at least a realistic chance that it'll blind you.
On the plus side, if your aim is to get a lot of people drunk really quickly, moonshine's the thing for you.
|1 year 1 week ago||I certainly don't mean to||
I certainly don't mean to crap on people's hobbies, and if you enjoy playing fantasy sports, then you're doing it right. Howeva, I personally detest fantasy sports (in particular, football) for the following reasons:
|1 year 1 week ago||Jackson to Musberger as ABC's||
Jackson to Musberger as ABC's flagship announcer could not possibly have been a worse, or more extreme, transition. Jackson made even a boring game wondrous. I'd rather watch the game on mute than listen to Musberger and his minion Herbie.
|1 year 1 week ago||Not a huge fan of Crash to be||
Not a huge fan of Crash to be honest. I don't know what it is; maybe he just reminds me of an obnoxious kid from my high school days.
Also, this will be the saddest retirement since Ernie Harwell. I loved Beckmann.
|1 year 1 week ago||Needs less Cortez and more||
Needs less Cortez and more Nathan Hale
|1 year 1 week ago||To be fair, Dave Brandon did||
To be fair, Dave Brandon did briefly consider doing this as well, until he figured out that Excel doesn't actually use hashtags
|1 year 1 week ago||Best friend is at the game||
Best friend is at the game tonight. "Is", meaning yes, he's still there in the 14th inning.
I have this sinking feeling that my avatar is going to be Sad Peggy for the rest of the season.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Rats. And here I clicked on||
Rats. And here I clicked on this thread thinking that Iowa State had gotten their own Vincent Smith to run The Play That Always Works
|1 year 2 weeks ago||There are some single-issue||
There are some single-issue accounts that can be funny (THE_KNOWLEDGE, THE_IGNORANCE, I only post in GIFs, Craig James, etc). This is not one of them. By the way, why didn't you name yourself "The Ghost of No-OT"?
Over and out.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Don't worry, they'll still be||
Don't worry, they'll still be here. They'll just be called "Friday night MACtion open thread" and there will be snarky commentary about bad football in addition to everyone's expensive craft beer pontification.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Intentionally obtuse. The||
Intentionally obtuse. The point here (and both you and I know it) is that surrendering our right of independent thought to "those who know better" is toxic.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||(Score 1: Flamebait)||
I shudder to image your thoughts on the Korematsu decision.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||To everyone obsessing over||
To everyone obsessing over premium info:
INFORMATION IS NOT COPYRIGHTED. Writing is copywrited. You're 100% free to share any fact(s) you come across on a premium board with anyone and everyone who will listen. Once you start using their wording and unique creative contribution, that's when you get in trouble.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Taking off my homer glasses,||
Taking off my homer glasses, I think the most realistic expectation is 9-3. Notre Dame is going to be a tough one. OSU is a likely loss. Nebraska is a tough one. There's a good 2 losses right there, plus that random game that Michigan has no business losing.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||I oppose this move. What with||
I oppose this move.
What with Maurice Clarett's connection to the Israeli mob, I'm sure some Buckeyes could find enough Semtex to make a seat cushion.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||I also want to see how the||
|1 year 2 weeks ago||I think the way you handle||
I think the way you handle your mistakes says just as much about you as the mistakes you made in the first place. He said something really stupid when he was drunk, and now he's owning up to it like a man. How exactly does that indict his college coach?
The only thing more stupid that the "Hoke can't close on big recruits" meme is the "EVERYTHING is Meyer's fault" meme.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||One can do that without||
One can do that without mentioning MGoPoints/voting
|1 year 2 weeks ago||This blog needs more Gilbert and Sullivan|
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Allow me to paraphrase:I||
Allow me to paraphrase:
I would make a gradual, sensible improvement that would make everyone happy and provide lots of entertaining discussion. I would also activate Skynet.
(Edit: I think I have a half-finished MGoGlossary diary post somewhere on this here computer. I think I never posted it because I feel enormously unqualified to do so. Seems like a mod or something might be a better person to make it)
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Question: if you as an||
Question: if you as an MGoUser get the SMU-style NCAA death penalty, do you die in real life too?
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Mark is RollDamnTide.||
Mark is RollDamnTide.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||Could you imagine everyone||
Could you imagine everyone posting their passwords in celebration after a big win? It'd be like an MGoSwingerParty.
"OMG check it out; PurpleStuff is totally nailing LSAClassof2000's account."
|1 year 2 weeks ago||UFR the bowl games and, most||
|1 year 2 weeks ago||THE_IGNORANCE doesn't come||
THE_IGNORANCE doesn't come around often, but whenever he does, it's almost as good as "don't click here" on mgo.licio.us
|1 year 3 weeks ago||My inside sources are giving||
My inside sources are giving indications that this has, in fact happened.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Speaking of things that got||
Speaking of things that got to go... "lol" is obnoxious and meaningless. Proof: if it meant something, the poster above wouldn't have had to say "this made me laugh" as well.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Or perhaps we need not to ban||
Or perhaps we need not to ban "epic", but to simply use it in its proper context. The Oddyssey is epic; that half court shot you made last week in a pickup basketball game is not.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Or complaining about the||
Or complaining about the unpredictability or general unpleasentness of the weather in [whatever locale you happen to hail from]. No, you don't have it worse than everyone else. Except Mt. Washington. If you're one of the sixish people who happen to live on top, you're totally entitled.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||I've missed you.||
I've missed you.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Guys||
Guyz does anyone know if Hoke gets personally involved in recruiting? Cuz if he doesn't, he definately should
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Not to mention the fact that||
Not to mention the fact that they cycle people through WAY faster than urinals do. That's especially important in football, where there aren't 17 different half innings to take a pee during. More people trying to pee during the same break=longer lines
|1 year 3 weeks ago||I really don't see how anyone||
I really don't see how anyone could be against making the Big House... bigger.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Counterpoint||
I'm not saying the gif isn't doctored; it definitely has a kind of different tempo or "feel" after he leaves his feet. However, I could see someone making the following reasonable argument: At first when he leaves his feet, we focus more on the upper body. However, as the legs go over, they have the greater radial velocity as the torso stays closer to the center. Hence the legs look like they're moving faster. It appears to me that until we recognize the velocity's radial nature, we don't appreciate how fast he's going.
That's just my take on it, though. In the end it's about is conclusive as that rapture guy video with the girl supposedly getting touched inappropriately. We could sit here and Zapruder the shit out of it for hours and never agree.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Well at least Tacopants would||
Well at least Tacopants would have some company.
|1 year 3 weeks ago||Not as long as people keep||
Not as long as people keep bringing it up on MGoBlog
|1 year 4 weeks ago||I also can't be 100% sure||
I also can't be 100% sure Brady Hoke isn't using his position as a Michigan head coach to run an elaborate money-laundering scheme, but let's be serious here.
The day Jim Thome gets a not-laughable steroids accusation against him is the day I buy everyone in this thread a steak dinner. By the way, StraightDave still owes us all.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Q.E.D. Bitches|
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Regarding Miggy:I absolutely||
I absolutely refuse to accuse a guy with a clean record of any sort of PED use. However, I don't have the same kind of rock-solid confidence that he isn't/wasn't juicing as I do about, say, "My Wife Is My Rock" Jim Thome. I think that's why Thome seems so outstanding to me. Thome, unlike Miggy and even Pujols, played for 3/4 of his career in an environment where there was absolutely no deterrant at all to steroid use.
Thinking about it further, I'm not even sure that Thome belongs in the same era as the best hitters of the mid-late 2000s. By time Pujols and Miggy were in their mid-20s, Thome was past his prime. That being said, Cabrera and Pujols are both excellent hitters for average, which does set them apart from hitters like Jimmy.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||But don't worry guys. Now||
But don't worry guys. Now that we've [started testing for steroids; spring training screenings; broken up BALCO; increased suspension length], we've FINALLY ended steroid use in baseball. Pinky Swear.
I have this funny feeling that, 30 years from now, we're going to see Jim Thome as the best hitter of the generation. Albert Pujols, too, as long as he stays publicly clean.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Time for a Fred Jackson||
Disclaimer: I've only seen Fournette's highlight films.
That being said, my mind leaps to a bizarre-sounding comparison, but I think it's accurate. Fournette reminds me of Mike Hart. It really looks like he has good vision and instincts, knowing exactly how to slow up, turn the defender around, etc. That's one thing you can't teach very well. Thomas Rawls' lack of relative success thus far is just one of many examples. Of course, Fournette has a lot more physical tools than Hart does, but to me, vision and instincts trump the rest when you're looking for a running back. Take this with a grain of salt.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Now that you mention it,||
Now that you mention it, "Antimatter" wouldn't be a half bad nickname for Fournette, were he to choose Michigan
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Give the player a break here.||
Give the player a break here. I'm sure he was only trying to practice his communication skills for the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
|1 year 4 weeks ago||+1 for good information, -1||
+1 for good information, -1 for an unnecessary drama-inducing title. "EA not worried about future of video game" would be far superior.
Nitpicking aside, doesn't this just shift the blame onto the universities and open up the universities for lawsuits brought by their former players?
|1 year 4 weeks ago||And lest we forget||
And lest we forget 2003...
Mike Maroth lost 20 games
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Tribe and the Tigers both||
Tribe and the Tigers both lost today. This might not be as bad as the NL West from a few years ago (when the Padres won the division at 82-80), but it's close.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||You mean sprinting||
You mean sprinting
|1 year 4 weeks ago||although you're doing a good||
I would point out that NCAA eligibility rules make 5-year complete roster turnover necessary. Of course, since when does Ohio care about NCAA eligibility rules?
|1 year 4 weeks ago||Anyone know where to find||
Anyone know where to find some decent beer in Utah? Darn liquor laws.
|1 year 4 weeks ago||A.J. McCarron's||
A.J. McCarron's girlfriend
|1 year 4 weeks ago||I say the security guard and||
I say the security guard and the kid clean the stadium bathrooms together for the next month
|1 year 4 weeks ago||It's cuz they're pinin' for||
It's because they're pinin' for the Zooker
|1 year 4 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 4 weeks ago||I think the finishing touch||
I think the finishing touch would be "Ohio $hit"
|1 year 4 weeks ago||1) Cold. Like the texture a||
1) Cold. Like the texture a bit firmer myself. That said, Taking the cake out of the oven, waiting barely the requisite time to avoid burning yourself, and consuming immediately and voraciously is a very solid plan of action
2) Up. Otherwise you're making lots if little tiny greenhouses in your cupboard for the formation of nice juicy bacteria.
3) I'll be the oddball on this one. I've always considered the Midwest to be more of a cultural region, and is only defined incidentally by geography. I see the sensible midwest farmer as a different demographic than the yee-haw cattle rancher type. That divide occurs roughly at the Missouri river. So the high plains, home of wheat and cattle, is a very different place than the eastern great plains, home of corn and soy farms. Iowa would be part of the midwest, most of Nebraska would not. Incidentally, the "midwest" as far as I'm concerned syncs up almost perfectly with the traditional footprint of the Big Ten (with the exception of far eastern Ohio, which is almost like the urban, industrial northeast, and southern Ohio, which is basically West Virginia.
4) When I was a kid, my mom would always buy Oreos at the sketchy food emporium full of expired and/or oddball products. So the only kind of Oreo I ever ate was the stale kind. Consequently I didn't like Oreos all that well, and enjoyed myself playing with the cookie more than actually eating it.
TL;DR: make the GIGANTIC SUPER-STACKER OREO!
5) Nuclear reactions, kind of like Bikini Atoll...
...I lost my train of thought
|1 year 5 weeks ago||The triple exclamation points||
The triple exclamation points really puts the final garnish this train wreck of a post
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Really the Wolverines||
Hey! That's not even...
I'm really sorry, guys :-(
|1 year 5 weeks ago||I wonder what Neitzsche with||
I wonder what Neitzsche with think of this guy. On one hand, it seems he would scorn him for harboring resentment against Johnny Manziel and generally exhibiting the "slave morality". On the other hand, they both evidently suffer(ed) from manic syphilitic seizures, so maybe they're more alike than we might think.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Well if it effects conference||
Well if it effects conference titles for us, I'll take it.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Seriously, why is it so||
Hmmm, let's try this on for size:
Boy, if we only cared about the bottom line, MGoBlog would be an awfully boring place. "Yay we won!" and "Crap, we lost!" would be the only content you'd ever see here. I normally don't obsess over recruiting, but there are some people that do, and I have no good reason to tell them not to. Let's take it easy in the whole "shitting on other peoples' fanhood" department.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Winner winner chicken||
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Normally I'd just tough it out until the next water source, but I had just drank the rest of my water, and then realized I needed to take some Aleve before bed. Take that stuff without water, and it'll tear apart your esophagus and stomach.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||Are we including BTCG and/or||
Are we including BTCG and/or bowl games in this? I see us going roughly 9-3 this season, and a bowl game is always a crapshoot. I gotta take the under, given the fact that if we're 9-3, that will most likely not include a Big Ten championship (2 in-conference losses), which means we'll be playing LSU or some nonsense like that on New Years.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||A couple months ago I had no||
A couple months ago I had no choice but to drink water from the Housatonic river. You know, the one you're not allowed to eat the fish from. Ended up visiting the loo 8 times before lunch.