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They could have called PI on that defender on 3rd and 7. Misses happen.

we had fun directory stalking profs and friends to see if they added a value to their "Favorite Beverage". Yes, most of them were alcohol.

What is your deal Bama?!

Bama D looks weak, and this with a month off? Oregon will roll.

It's getting brutal out here folks.

A very generous definition of "forward progress" to avoid the safety that play.

Let's keep Ohio State's perfect record vs. SEC teams going.

2002 Ohio State. #fraud

I'm bothered by the existence of OSU's football program. But I won't get bent out of shape about it.

Thanks to the inherent magicalness of their athletic bodies the Michigan Wolverines survive with some ego damage. Participation medals are handed out for the 48-9 loss, starting Michigan's answer to the Gold Pant / Tattoo Bargaining Chip tradition of OSU.

Thanks to Northwestern we have a transitive win over ND. It feels like taking a nice shower, toweling off, and then noticing you left soap in your ear.

Little Brown Jug or GTFO.

That is completely unfair to Matthew McConaughey chick flick thrillers. <3

You got lucky, muggle.

This meme is dead.

Halo 1 (Legendary Difficulty): Beaten! It was long and brutal. Master Chief died many times, sometimes out of sheer frustration or a desire to go flying through the air. Victory at last!

Any non-Expert-class USCF chess players are muggles. If you can't throw a decent hammer in ultimate frisbee you're a muggle. Haven't taken med school biochemistry? Your science education sucks, muggle.

Wildcat all game?

"I know that I know nothing."

--Socrates

In the weight room. In the community. On the practice field.

RR never lost to Indiana.

Yes.

Can we keep the "I am bad at art" box? /wink

He's my buddy!

RR never lost to Indiana.

State gotta whine.

It's like the millions of years of evolution that went into building the most complex socially oriented brains on Earth dictates patterns of male-female interaction.

Must be some white knights on the downvote button tonight.

Muschamp OC, Sumlin DC, keep Funk and Jackson for ever and ever.

Broncos look sick nasty though. I bet they win it all this year. (I am not Rabacking it.)

I wonder how nuclear Brian's going to be.

"Out, damned spot!"

"More of your conversation would infect my brain."

"Take you me for a sponge?"

"I can see his pride
Peep through each part of him."

there goes my morning.

Yep these people are clearly working in our best interests. Public transparency everybody.

40K a year out of state with scant scollie opportunities? See ya later.

Bienvenidos!

Tools get the girls. A word to the wise.

in Houghton, MI

It's performing art all right. Let's have the next presser at Hill Auditorium.

I was too optimistic to start the season. Now we are in Michigan purgatory with a single light far, far above our heads in a dark pit. That light is Cleaning House. It's all I have to hope for.

No one pays you $4 million a year to think.

Ew. Tacky. No.

It will be on par with the 2008 shellacking

At least we got a cool "teaching moment" out of the kicker's poor footwork.

Insane Oklahoma chokage.

Really Michigan Hockey? Must I always put all my eggs in the Michigan Basketball basket?

Right. Luke goes back to Dagobah and Yoda tells him he knows everything he needs to know about the Force. Lesson 2 was apparently defeating the greatest Sith of the age. It would be like beating Lebron James in basketball to make varsity on your high school basketball team.

Outback Bowl vs. South Carolina we were going to wear home blues but Michigan petitioned for away uniforms because they sell better.

Edit: Crushed.

Don't give the mgoblog faithful too much credit.

Trite piped-in music.
Wordy endowed chair names for coaches.
Removing Hydration Stations and charging for water.
General admission.
Curly fries mascots.

Barely.

What's your deal, Nike?!

I liked Central PA Team's fake punt on 4th and 11. Very.........creative.

The run game came alive just when we needed it to. I was amused near the end when we came out of the huddle with 5 seconds left, got the snap off, and ran for a first down. Very "B1GGG".

Any competent performing arts major would be able to research emergent marching band technologies, and given an appropriate budget, implement them.

What the *******

The current staff are donkeys. I am agnostic about next year's staff. Sorry for being unclear.

I'm already embarrased by the AD and the school in general.

At least we'll have next year to try to beat Central PA team again when they invariably outcoach our posse of donkeys / brain trust / corching steff.

Hello romantic subplot! /cardboard people

All I get is gladiatorial combat with my token scarlet and gray friends.

See also: Guy, Family

Office, The

I can still post whatever inanity I please.

It's almost like the HP series is a metaphor for the decline and fall of the Michigan Man ethos.

That's the worst part about more trash like Rutgers in conference: no one cares if you look good against them. We lost which is even worse.

I could kill James Bond 7 days a week and it would never get old. With my beloved Klobb of course. More humiliating that way.

House Intelligence Committee found no evidence of wrongdoing. Thanks for playing.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/05/fox-news-quiet-after-congression...

Tacky holding, tacky unneccessary roughness.

Yay not all of my athletic teams are horrible!

Yes you may.

Slayers Boxer for Michigan Head Football Coach. I'm sure he can learn the game of Football in the offseason and he's smarter and more ruthless than our entire coaching staff put together.

Remember those two 3rd and 10s where everyone is covered and the QB scampers for 8 or 11 yards? That's been going on for years, before Hoke and RR.

Gosh, it's a good thing that's never happened in Michigan Football history before. Surely this current episode of duncery is an aberration and will be corrected by our wise leadership.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

HA.

/cries

They didn't really tear down the goalposts for beating a 2-4 Michigan team did they?

This is worse than ultimate frisbee where everyone treats my team like we're six Mario Manninghams and gloats proportionally.

D is garbage. Mattison is garbage. Whole team is garbage.

Brandon OUT!

I'll coach DBs. Here, watch this tape of Charles Woodson. Do what he does, k?

I'm just a chopped liver alum howling in the wilderness.

That being said: Fire everybody, from the AD to the waterboys. This is a garbage program with a garbage record.

Third picture: nightmare fuel.

Correct

A zone what now?

What a fucking dog shit football team. Fucking University of Michigan School of Music has more fight in them than UM football. Did you get rejected at your first 30 auditions for orchestra jobs? Too bad, take another 30 auditions. Where the fuck is the resilience?

So, he is entitled to an opinion and you are not. Thanks for playing.

I'm glad I got hammered for this game.

I hate everything.

Cronyism. Inertia. Stubbornness. An AD willing to look the other way.

Just treat me slightly better than the others and I'm yours.

Capital University used to be the Fighting Lutherans, now they are the Crusaders.

Ohio Wesleyan University are the Battling Bishops.

Too bad, your opinion doesn't matter unless you played for the program or donate $1 million or more.

24 net yards for UF's punt

You realize we play BYU in 2015 right?

Are they the ones who received the revelation of playcalling many years ago and only they understand the game of Football?

Because we're not playing with a full deck.

You're right though. With the exception of a few musicians Huron got the short end of the stick.

You're being a contrarian, and not in a good way.

I feel the same way about it that I feel about golf: Oh that's neat!

If my instrument broke in the middle of a performance, or if my conductor was making a complete fool of himself, beyond the pale of conducting technique or common sense, then booing or heading for the exits would be in the cards. If I were doing battle with a difficult concerto and losing, then booing would be a possibility, or the equivalent through nonverbal communication, ragequitting the performance, etc.

Fortunately, despite my poor performance and the poor performance of my conductor, the stage is still standing in the morning. The theater can pay its own bills. There are many shows at this theater and if one fails, it can still make money on the other ones. Unfortunately my show happens to be the big fundraiser for the theater where most if not all of the monied grayhairs come out to listen, so if I and my conductor play poorly to the point of eliciting boos, the theater might not be in such a good spot in the business.

I'm going to play Halo 3.

That was a 'QB Oh Noes', no?