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Nah.

You all are right. Bad med student.

Truth hurts don't it?

Peasant.

Marching band sucks......so do you.

I ripped off my shirt!!

Feels good man

Kansas, because Duke has a Death Star class coming in and we need to convince these one and dones to do their thing.

Dead silence from the announcers' booth. Interesting.

Good lord.

Eats shoots and leaves.

I had eggs, toast and orange juice.

James Harrison is a helmet-to-helmet thug.

If 0-16 gets that felonious, idiotic Haslam to stop interfering with professionals' best efforts to manage the franchise, I'm all for it. The root cause is incompetent trust fund baby management since the Randy Lerner era, and the only solution is getting the owner to stop pretending they are the Jerry Jones of Northeast Ohio.

My Buckeye-loving family (shame is me) was talking trash about Jim Tressel the other day. I'll share this...unique...anniversary with them.

Alcohol and chess

Something is just really effed up with pass protection. Sick of unblocked rushers. Coaching change needed.

Please delete your account. Thank you.

Holding? No? OK, just asking.

Okay so we need to blow Peters, Black, Nordin...whom else?

Hope you chicken littles feel ashamed right now. Delete your accounts and do us all a favor.

May we watch a replay please?

Thanks Allah.

Ooo DPJ's right foot >____<

That's fair.

*thinking emoji*

You know what? Fine. Pummel away, Browns-haters. I can't take part in a fan uprising to fire Jimmy "Silver Spoon" Haslam the way we got Dave Brandon fired. I like it when the Browns get pummeled. A monument to managerial incompetence for all time.

Jimmy should be in prison for fraud, not in charge of ruining an NFL franchise. Even if the Real Browns are in Baltimore now with two Super Bowl wins to their name.

Our white male Christian god wills it. Better?

Smug fanbase doesn't deserve.

I saw Shane Morris for a moment. It was not a nice feeling, that play.

...but they can't steal our school of music!!!!1!!!

As obnoxious, unethical, and vacuous as Ohio State and its football program are to me, I find child rape enablers more disgusting.

God's will.

How many fucking passes can O'Korn bounce off of our fucking receivers' hands?! WTF.

Fucking arm punter.

I'm seeing stars.

I'm not dead yet

Eventually it goes to zero and starts extending to the right. Freaky yeah?

I'll trade this game for rightful recognition of the last Ohio State game.

I don't have a dog in the fight, I just like the really skinny posts.

Non-Bama SEC is pewp this year.

We have issues on offense but the OL isn't one of them

Ooo freaky!

If it were in Ann Arbor we'd have a chance, but this will be ugly. Say 24-21 Fightin' JoePas.

I listed to game audio for about a minute and he was fellating Michigan's opponent, as usual.

I'm OK with Tresselball for this offense.

Well we have a #1 RB at least.

Getting tired of all this winning!

Can I interest you in Cincinnati as well? They want to be Dixie so bad anyways.

Penn State smells like guilt.

Could Mork be out of souls to sacrifice?

It just means more.

Came here for the State hatewatching. Was not disappointed.

Could be a real whooping brewing in East Lansing

And...more throwback screens...

Long live the king.

So far the announcers aren't pissing me off. Solid work.

Here comes the board salt

Freedom from NW Ohio.

Sorry not sorry.

I regret I have but one upvote to give.

Posted at ~4am. I see I'm not the only one losing sleep over our red zone offense.

Thanks for sharing.

North Texas up 7-0 on Iowa

It's a thing!

hooray

Dave Brandon and the refs should share their best STDs.

I blame the lack of "Temptation" for the flat performance today.

It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS

For fuck's sake, get in the fucking endzone this half.

NOT ANOTHER LATE HIT FUCK

This reminds me of the Phil Dawson as offensive centerpiece era of the Cleveland Browns.

Welp, Nebraska is trash. Lucky Ohio State, part XXXIV.

So a 23-10 type game?

That was fast.

IBD generally refers to Crohn's and ulcerative colitis (UC). Of the two, Crohn's tends to spare the rectum.

Anal fissures are caused by straining while defecating.

Could the great gray tide finally recede on the Eastern Front?

Could spread to run, mercifully, be played out?

Could offensive holding and running back BS no longer suffice to carry FOSU to ill-deserved victory?

Could a reign of mediocrity descend on a city named for genocidal slaver Columbus and its vaults stuffed with blood money?

UGA recovers the fumble!

Down goes ND and OSU!

We are united in our hatred of Texas.

And appreciation, of, um, other things.

Come on GA. Slay the beast in its own lair.

No review or nothing? Just "not an interception, thanks anyways"?

Gift.

1) Keep contain

2) Cover receivers

3) ???

4) Profit!

Call reversed! First and goal, the forces of heaven!

Just win the Iron Bowl. Please. For fuck's sake, win the Iron Bowl.

Chokelahoma is real.

Ayyyyyy

I also like having my D beaten.

(All rise for Michigan!)

Wolverines~!

(All rise for Michigan!)



We are the blue regime: ferocious, lean, and mean!

We're gonna reign supreme! We are the Wolverines!

You won't forget our name! We'll bring the hurt and pain!

We're gonna change the game! We are the Wolverines!



In the Big House, we'll put your lights out!

Come on and shout out, "The Wolverines are comin'!"

In the Big House, we're gonna get loud!

We ain't got no doubt! The Wolverines are comin'!



Yeah!



Hail, hail to Michigan! Hail to the Wolverines!

Hail to the victors! Believers! Tradition!

Hail, hail to Michigan! Hail to the Maize Rage!

Hail to the blue, the tried, and the true!



We're gonna show our teeth! We're gonna stomp our feet!

We'll bring you to your knees! We are the Wolverines!

We're gonna get real loud! We're gonna feel the crowd!

We do Ann Arbor proud! We are the Wolverines!



In the Big House, we'll put your lights out!

Come on and shout out, "The Wolverines are comin'!"

In the Big House, we're gonna get loud!

We ain't got no doubt! The Wolverines are comin'!



Yeah!



Hail, hail to Michigan! Hail to the Wolverines!

Hail to the victors! Believers! Tradition!

Hail, hail to Michigan! Hail to the Maize Rage!

Hail to the blue, the tried, and the true!



(All rise for Michigan!)

Hail!

(All rise for Michigan!)

Hail!

(All rise for Michigan!)

Hail!

(All rise for Michigan!)



Wolverines~!



In the Big House, we'll put your lights out!

Come on and shout out, "The Wolverines are comin'!"

In the Big House, we're gonna get loud!

We ain't got no doubt! The Wolverines are comin'!



Yeah! In the Big House!

The Wolverines are comin'!



Yeah~! In the Big House!

Wolverines~!

If the NFL fails to entertain it will lose popularity and market share until it entertains once again.

College-wise, football and to a lesser extent basketball pay the bills. Most FBS schools lose money on their athletic departments. Think of the red ink if these athletic departments lose their primary source of income. Not to mention the 85 male student-athlete scholarships lost. Which 85 female student-athlete scholarships will be cut per Title IX rules?

1) OSU did just fine recruiting and projecting power when Michigan entered its dark age.

2) The rest of the schools in conference were fine with kicking Michigan when Michigan was down.

3) The Game was fixed last year by the conference.

If only there were aspects to culture other than winning football games that we could base our self worth on. (cough Ohio cough)

Damn. Good show GT.

No run D? Sure why not.

That fucking trash can lol

State of our open threads yay!

Not today, sorry.

They are playing in "The Sphincter" you know.

A lot of things have to line up exactly right to make it as a young aspiring athlete.

Humiliation.

Solid upskirt shot, pylon cam.

I hate it when punters run towards the LOS. We got screwed by that last year.

The vision on our RBs. Feels nice.

I muted once the announcers achieved orgasm at 10-10. A little longer than usual actually.

burning clock it would seem