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But no. No we can't.

Joe Theisman's knee thinks Jim Harbaugh's elbow is just fine.

I don't think Blau knows the definition of infamous.

If you say no and they search and don't find anything, you can have the officer prosecuted for unjust search. Likewise, if they do find something without a warrant, a good lawyer can get you off simply by saying, "What was your probable cause? What, you THOUGHT you smelled drugs?" That's why many smokers still burn incense - if it's potent, the cop has no case in saying he smelled marijuana.

If he had this licenced, then it's nothing. You can keep a firearm in your car without a carry permit, even.

Bo hat.

He may be practicing at Tackle out of neccessity, but he won't be on the two deep there unless it's a must.

Mags actually says JBB is pushing Newsome at left - which would be fine by me. JBB has ALL the tools - he was just so raw. This is the year he should push through, if he's gonna.

Yeah, Bredeson can play. Very nice.

Exactly. Bo must've HATED coaching at M because he always kept discipline internal.

Yup. You know how miserable Bo was as Michigan's coach. That's why he kept discipline internal.

That one snap to O'Korn was high. OUR CENTER POSITION IS A DISASTER!

Bennett's closed.

My bad. Turns out it's the BC Lions now.

Quick Recovery, guys! Harbaugh agrees that football is the greatest sport, and we want everyone healthy and playing!

Do us Aurea. Nero may have fiddled while Rome burned, but dude had a bitchin man cave.

They'll end up integrating Cortana with Hololens as a visible assistant, and the modding community will have a first to market race to make her nude.

I will never be okay with the fact that Orvlovsky was considered a "solid" 5th rounder in 2005, while Bruce Gradkowski was a "reach" in the 6th in 2006. Who would YOU rather have at backup?

It's not really that hard. "This is what we can afford. Anything your college costs beyond that will need to be paid by scholarships, grants, and loans." How coddled were you people?

Buy at the game. You can scalp a get-in seat for $20.

I want my 50 seconds back.

So you feel perfectly comfortable making judgements about someone's capacity without ever talking to them? Thanks a lot, asshole. You're the reason I've been passed over for jobs and avoided for conversation because I've got a facial paralysis.

I hope you never have to suffer the indignity of people assuming less of you before they get within 10 feet of you, because it sucks.

Except for the one dude, but he looked like there was something wrong with him.

Yeah, but you don't know what I look like. You can definitely judge someone by a message board post.

Tell your wife to shut the hell up. Judging someone's intelligence- even assuming a mental disability due to how they look is absolutely offensive. Only a really pretentious asshole would do that.

97 defense. I think they're better than 06. 07 Offense.

Drinking. What? Well, good for your high and mighty family!

Aren't you concerned about Catcussions?

Yeah, he was criticizing. But he wasn't lying. It's his deal.

Exactly. Cut em off.

They are probably correct, but if I lived in North Carolina, I'd be asking my governor why a single penny of my tax dollars are going to that school.

What if they're endless?

Amaizeing*

A tom of wisdom... A new mgoism- like "stand back from the mirror."

Harbaugh had a rod from the alien orb implanted. That's the source of his power.

Don't you remember being his age? Basically just one continuous walking erection.

I agree. The old guys have a case, because they weren't told the dangers or even had them denied. If a guy playing NOW complains about head trauma in 20 years, I'm going to tell him to blow.

*piqued - A Michigan Man shall engage his fetishes with proper grammar.

It won't matter in 10 minutes, unless you care how the floor is dressed.

That's why I think it should be done at least annually. It's totally non invasive.

Passed a bunch of road guys working the blacktop with hot asphalt today. I did not envy them.

"KFOR in OKC reports that the Oklahoma State Medical Examiner’s Office has concluded that Coger died from cardiomegaly with left ventricular hypertrophy."

You're not a community college. You're a major university. Why aren't every single one of your incoming players being put through a medical stress test, EKG and cardiac ultrasound before they're allowed to join the team, and then maybe once a year?

12 oz curl regimen hasn't had a skip day yet.

Sounds like that surgery cut two cancers out of your life!

I don't think you quite understand what "not a scratch" means.

Being a teenage boy has got to be the #1 cause of death in the world.

Thank you for your service.

Those poor linebackers.

I'm looking forward to those posts again this year.

The Paterno family response is disgusting. Basically, it says they're all liars and we don't believe any of it even though there's verifiable proof it happened at least a couple times and these testimonies were given long before even the possibility of payouts was involved.

Correct. If I'm with him, I'm walking on the moon. If you think they were faked, you're a dumbass.

I don't know about the rest of it, but if they've reopened coldwater restaurant, eat there.

Interesting snap stance there.

But it would've taken at least a dozen people just to watch all of her.

I had several Muslims earnestly with me a Merry Christmas or Happy Easter, and they were not offended when I did likewise. So I graciously accept your kind hope for my joy, and return it!

My dad has a 72 coupe with the 454 and close ratio 4 speed in Bryar blue. This isn't his pictured, but it's essentially identical.

It's perfect, but my (and his) ideal is a 63 split window in red with a red interior, or a 65 with a 396, which is RARE.

Well yeah, you have to approach from the back side to orbit properly. None the less, the distances at Saturn and beyond are the ones that really wig me out. The OUTER Solar System.

And a bone stimulator.

I once had a girlfriend who did not know you could make popcorn without a microwave. She go mad at me for laughing, but come on!

Steaks. Simple. Thick cut with a little far- sirloin is good. Should be Cold but 100% thawed. Pat quite dry and press in some cracked peppercorns. Toss on a HOT oiled grill. Top with fresh made garlic butter, 2-3 minutes per inch. Flip once, top the other side with the butter, 2-3 more minutes per inch.

Remove to heated metal dish. Tent with foil 4 minutes. Serve.

That's a lot of low grade repeaters. If you're spending that much, they'll show you the GOOD stuff.

If I were a crab, I'd call myself "Kevin".

Let's be clear here. Is global warming happening? Probably. Is humanity speeding it up? Probably. Are the whole ice caps melting in the next decade? No. At all, ever? Probably not, as they never have before. Will ecology change as a result of climate change? Yes, gradually.

You might want to reign it in, sir.

Plus as Sarah is pregnant, bringing that around would be BAD news.

I can't watch it. The dam site keeps jumping up when I scroll.

The offer is obviously an "as long as you continue to earn it" offer.

Not everyone. I know for sure one that doesn't.

I can load and ready in under 2 additional seconds. It's not a QuickDraw contest.

Yes, they do. If you're wearing concealed, you get a belt that holds the clip separate from the weapon.

Man, the first one I come across on Temperance rd that doesn't have glaring defects.

Those "nobodies" are the entire world to their friends and families. Nobody would know my dad from a hole in the ground, but he'll always be my hero.

They went to AZ, stepped off the plane, felt THE FIRES OF HADES OMG ITS SO HOT, and got right back on the plane.

That suit is amaizeing.

It coulda been a crackhead.

Unintelligent people use profanity to try to make a point, so they use a lot of it. Intelligent people use it to emphasize a point, so they use it sparingly to preserve meaning.

Christmas/Dunne 2016

I just read the plot. Something about bees and dwarves?

How about Brisco County Jr?

The Quick and the Dead. You've gotta love Raimi's over the top camera work.

Whether he played or not he was enrolled.

Caldwell seems like the type that would never tell a rookie he's doing well.

Oh, a promise is not enforceable.

I do hope someone without a family and nothing to lose kicks him square in the sack as hard as they can a few dozen times.

No we're not. I'm a life NRA member and support right to carry. But not around any judgement impairing substances. That is illegal for a VERY good reason. I don't have a problem with weed or with guns, but you don't ever mix them.

They had drugs and loaded, stolen firearms. That only gets worse if they were next to a daycare while doing it.

That's the kind of mentality that gets a team in an RR/HOKE hole for 7 years. "Yeah, we're winning big, but not as big as we COULD..."

No. I can see the wheels turning. No.

It's been too long since we've been to the granddaddy. Nobody is going to be sad if we miss out on the CFP by making the Rose.

DJP is in Columbus today.

It's a link now, because I suck.

He got better.

Quantum Inertia makes dark matter and dark energy unnecessary.

Negative THAC0, my man. You go way back, sir. Fantastic.

Uh... That wasn't Meyer nor Meyer's offense.

#1 dual-threat is just another way of saying NOT #1 OVERALL.

Look, man, I stopped paying attention to Pokemon when I found agnph when I was way too young to find agnph. Pokemon hurt my youth.

It has national advertising value, and it keeps another company from taking advantage.

Wouldn't it be weird to have the Wings play at Domino's Arena, for instance.

But how will they have room for Purdue?

It's weird I remember the team wrong, because I remember the play so clearly - It was right in front of me. I still can't figure out how Mallet turfed that first ball. It was one of the worst throws I've ever seen - and there was NOBODY in front of Manningham. He would've gone right there.

Dude had the skills to back it up, that's for sure.

For some reason I was thinking it was Minn - But I guess it can't be because I don't remember the jug. Welp.