this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
|3 years 17 weeks ago||oopps||
(edit) wrong Danny O..nvm
|3 years 18 weeks ago||MM||
Mike Martin would clean up on Jersey Shore. /FistPump
|3 years 18 weeks ago||Our||
Our Tribunal is in Blog Court right now. :(..o lord and judge Judy is presiding. j/k.. I'm going to start a national recruiting website with a 11 star system. It will be the new hype. the 11th star goes to how well they recruit on twitter and facecrack.
|3 years 20 weeks ago||less||
less hair = smaller helmet+more awareness/vision * manball = Furmanator proving something in springball.
|3 years 20 weeks ago||I bet||
I Bet Jalen Rose punches his shoulder everytime they cross each other in the Espn campus. Doug should get his vag waxed @Wisconsin.
|3 years 22 weeks ago||Meh..not sure||
Not Sure why these names get everyones panties in a bunch. is it the implied arrogance? Hard to remember which division your team is in? If so, that is exactly why I approve of them. In time everyone will be used to it.
|3 years 24 weeks ago||heh||
Does every single Tsio fan online have to have the word "Buck" or some variation of it in their handle/avatar? is it a requirement to be a fan? the lack of creativity spells out how feeble minded they are. and now they are led by King Feeble Meyer himself. DERP
|3 years 25 weeks ago||i saw||
I saw Diamond eating blue M&M's today..what does it mean??!!
|3 years 26 weeks ago||you lose||
you lose "The Shocker" capability either way :(
|3 years 26 weeks ago||tickets||
No need to worry! Pistons tickets are literally blowing in the wind for free around the stadium...thats how bad the Pistons are..
|3 years 26 weeks ago||my bad||
|3 years 26 weeks ago||..||
RURAL MEYER..that is all
|3 years 26 weeks ago||MM||
Michigan Mike gonna shock the world..If Jonas Mouton can go 3rd round...i think MM has a shot of goin 3rd or better. It helps that he is intelligent player beyond his beastliness.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||I think||
I think from now on we should call him Rural Meyer.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||Chip||
Chip Kelly's stock is rising...the laughing stock that is. Never under any circumstances trust anyone who wears a visor!!! Its for Spurrier and 50+ year old, female golfers, in the movie Caddy Shack only!
|3 years 27 weeks ago||the lyric finishes||
"Guess who's coming to(for) dinner? Natty dreadlock" Bob Marley
|3 years 27 weeks ago||the next||
the next Jake Ryan in the long line of Jake Ryans. His body type is that of a LB. unless he grows alot in overall size this makes complete sense to me. When i saw his tape when he first committed i said to myself this kid would crush at LB. agree on the hypbrid 3-4 look.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||my bad..||
woops. and purple is a mix of red and blue..crap!!!
|3 years 27 weeks ago||think about it guys||
Donatello was the Blue Ninja Turtle. If he said he was Rafael then he would be going to Stanford.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||sweet||
sweet Bieber hair doo
|3 years 28 weeks ago||yes yes||
and lots of pictionary..and pigeons flying messages back and forth..sorry i had to
|3 years 28 weeks ago||great data and very||
great data and very interesting. you have to consider that alot of teams that play a prostyle offense and defense have a better chance to get players drafted. sans Usc the pac12 has low numbers because there are lots of passing and spread teams...same for the big east and big 12. obviously the Big 10 and Sec play more of a prostyle game on both sides of the ball. tradition and education/smarts have to factor in aswell.. smarter kids have a better shot at certain positions ie center, qb, mlb etc. lots of cool numbers here especially Michigans. thanks for the info.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||this year the numbers||
This year the numbers were special to this team 132 yet also represented the 69 team i believe that were the 1st to wear them? something like that. there is the connection to the past of breaking long streaks against our rivals wearing the numbers. If Bo was ok with helmet stickers I definitely am ok with their return. How ever they want to roll is fine with me. i think if they stay they should match the color to the helmet better and more cleanly placed..or permanant paint instead of a sticker.
|3 years 28 weeks ago||Pip||
Headline after M smashes Tide "Freshman DT Peewee Pipkins consumes Bama QB McCarran whole during a sack"..When asked about the gruesome play Ondre replied "Anything that fits through my facemask is fair game."
|3 years 28 weeks ago||hard to see||
hard to see Devin adding enough weight to play on the line..might as well move him around. He is a miss match for any defender. i love his drive. he will own as a WR. can't wait to see him play.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||one of the Harbaugh teams||
One of the Harbaugh teams will scoop Junior up. I see him in as Anquon Bolden type. big bodied running back sized WR with great hands. Best of luck to them all. I think Martin gets way more love 2nd or 3rd rnd. van bergen gets a shot late. I have no clue where Molk goes in the draft. It will be a descent showing for the program, considering where we have been recently.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||we need||
Weed need to root for Bama so when we play them they are No1. we have to at least be in a close game . if not win (dream). if we at lest have a close loss it can only help us in ranking down the road with only loss to the no1 team. like its helping Bama this year. gives us a measuring stick. as for most likely to regress im not sure. record wise maybe 1 less win. get the freshmen new kids in the system and make some magic happen i guess ! ha!
|3 years 29 weeks ago||put||
put this game on CBS or ABC instead of espn on Jan1 and it would be much better ratings.
|3 years 29 weeks ago||peewee!!||
Tremendous beast mode manball..i smell Mattison is eyeing a 3-4 set with peewee at the nose eating up 3 blockers at a time. ngata stlye.
|3 years 33 weeks ago||i agree with the flamebait||
MgBlog/Rivals>scout>the rest>............................espn (they don't know jack)
|3 years 33 weeks ago||bling||
Josten's has stepped it up
|3 years 33 weeks ago||o well||
Obviously he's a markie name, but if the ship has sailed in the fashion it has it makes sense to move on. Just don't go to Ohio!!!!!!FFS.
|3 years 33 weeks ago||Morgan||
is not very fast, but he is a middle linebacker of the future...he is out of position imo but faired very well for his age and the type of recruit he was. the kid has great ability. smart cookie.
|3 years 34 weeks ago||hmmm||
So he chose to use "'Buck'le up"?...I sure hope he is trying to be clever in this case. Dunn would help seal the deal with other recruits.
I will be happy with anyone on the list.
|3 years 34 weeks ago||I want||
I want some of this smart money you speak of...can i apply for a loan?
|3 years 34 weeks ago||ahh Billy Madison||
only the cool kids pee their pants! T T TTday junior!
|3 years 34 weeks ago||Put some EE in that AA||
DUNN>EE>AA>OMG>Atrain2.0>kkthxbyebbq at the Big House
|3 years 34 weeks ago||I think he is really a||
I think he is really a ND fan. Hell, i don't know, they all cry the same.
|3 years 34 weeks ago||turn down the suck||
turn up the awesome
|3 years 34 weeks ago||bring it||
just another qb for BWC to smash next year ala Brady Quinn/Branch
|3 years 34 weeks ago||yeppp||
Michigan is America's team.
Ohio is the asshole of America.
So every time you drop a duece think of tsio
|3 years 34 weeks ago||He'll be||
He'll be a big daggone guy for us in there...daggone manball
|3 years 34 weeks ago||damn||
Damn P Diiddy...you... are...... old...more like grandpa doodie here soon
|3 years 35 weeks ago||this call allowed the Bucks to cover in Vegas||
that is all
|3 years 35 weeks ago||do you think..||
Do you think when Meyer was smashing tsio in the title game that he looked at Mattison and told him to call of the dogs because tsio is his dream job? I bet Mattison would have told him to shove it and that he was going to crush the Bucks like the lil sisters of the poor.
|3 years 35 weeks ago||Ace says||
Fickel is Einhorn! Einhorn is Fickel!
|3 years 35 weeks ago||now post||
Now post the Hagerup fist pump on the sideline after we held them to 3 >.>
|3 years 35 weeks ago||pfft||
"As any reporter covering the recent scandal knows, the fan base's passion is unmatched by anyone outside the state of Alabama."
ahahahahaha..reporter? unmatched? you volunteer to concede to Alabama? the soap box your standing on is about to crumble along with your program.
no one likes ohio anything
|3 years 35 weeks ago||thanks for all this info||
I also live in Oregon.. I didn't think there would be a Blue bar our here. I have only lived here 5 years, but i guess I have no excuse. Good to know i have a place I can call home for a game. though I enjoy profanity in the comfort of home. next year il try it out. BEAT OHIO
|3 years 35 weeks ago||The bigger story is||
The bigger story is I just accepted the coaching postion at Little sisters of the Poor..We are playing Ohio in our bowl game this year.
|3 years 35 weeks ago||The same Urban Meyer that..||
The same Urban Meyer that stomped Osu in the title game?.The Urban Meyer that never let off the gas agaisnt his dream job school?..7 years are you serious? i think this list is there dream list. So is he going to coach their bowl game? How many times has Les Miles taken the UM job now? etc
|3 years 35 weeks ago||forever||
UM fans will have this quote till the end of time. Awesome sauce
|3 years 35 weeks ago||Il believe it when i see him put on the block O||
This just In, Les Miles and Harbaugh have just accepted the UM job at the same time..they will be sewn together and will coach from heaven. DONE DEAL..blah blah blah..
|3 years 36 weeks ago||Packers||
I can't stand the cheese head! I think it requires a mullet and buck teeth to properly wear it. The chant "go pack go" is about the most irritating thing a human being can hear. Its so bad it makes me love "roll tide" even after all the comercials. All rolled up in a heavy breathing, mouthfull of food havin, Wisconsin accent. Donchyaknow!! gahhh!
"Never die easy. Why run out of bounds and die easy? Make that linebacker pay. It carries into all facets of your life. It's okay to lose, to die, but don't die without trying, without giving it your best." Walter Payton
|3 years 37 weeks ago||sent from the football gods..||
He stands over 7 feet tall
He cracks helmets with his chin
the earth shakes everytime he says tremendous
he shoots lightning bolts from his ars...
signed, William Wallace
|3 years 39 weeks ago||complaints even when UM wins in a blowout.?||
Devin needs to be mixed in. he clearly has the talent to play alot in a couple years as a starter. The coaches know you have to get him snaps so a. he doesnt transfer, b. he is ready if Drob goes down, c. it obviously can confuse a defense if they can execute. someday soon this kid is going to be dropping accurate long balls..you know the ones we havent seen in 3 1/2 season? the kid has earned some time if you ask me. Good luck and health to both our QB's. GO BLUE
|3 years 41 weeks ago||tClass||
Stay tClassless Columbus. No Dunn for you!
|3 years 45 weeks ago||better than any in the '12 class?||
cmon really? how can you even go there? Why would you downgrade the commits we have landed? pleny of talent there to say the least. so I'm guessing you have seen every snap of his highschool career aswell as every snap of the other lineman we have landed? who is his competition? some 200 pound DE's...just another corn fed farm boy. Plenty more where he came from.
|3 years 45 weeks ago||clutch..or lack of clutching the ball||
Reese literally was rocking his "throwback" jersey that play...he hit himself right on the numbers, between the 1 and the 1. pro #winning
"This is Michigan, for God's sake"
|3 years 46 weeks ago||stellar||
A beautiful sea of Maize and Blue! The glow of the stadium in HD was breathtaking. thanks for this pic.
"Grbac to fire for it! He went for it all!....A diving catch for a touchdown! Holy cow, would you believe this!"
|3 years 46 weeks ago||I dont post very often..||
Can i get the low down on what I did to get the flamebait tag? Im asking purely so I can avoid it in the future. Is it my DickRod comment or calling Bwc gumpy? or something Im missing? If anyone cares to help a brutha out I would appreciate it. thanks in advance.
|3 years 47 weeks ago||BWC||
He has no leg drive. no burst off the line. stands right up. He might need to lose more weight and workout a whole lot more on agility. His hieght works against him because he doesnt bend well or get low enough. he has this year to grow and play all season. I can see why DickRod gave him a shot at oline. he plays like a short armed guard at D tackle. he's just gumpy for lack of a better word. no nasty streak either. I hope he matures this season and we can count on him in some capacity next year. Go BLue!
|3 years 47 weeks ago||Brian Kelley is Judge Smails from caddyshack||
"It's easy to grin, When your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat."
|3 years 48 weeks ago||not 1 mention of Braylon's Charity||
Athletic Scholarship: Braylon Edwards has created a $500,000 gift to create a scholarship endowment for football players/students at the University of Michigan, wearing the number one. The gift is the largest pledged to the department by a current professional athlete, and links the Braylon Edwards Foundation to the No. 1 jersey. The endowment will be awarded to the Michigan football player who wears the No. 1 jersey. If no player currently wears the No. 1 jersey, then the award will be granted to another player who exhibits exceptional off-field behavior and conducts himself as a team player.
so much hate for Braylon...ya he is a hype of a person sometimes, but i cherish the memories. he was an incredible player and wore the 1 well. It's not like Desmond hypes himself right........If he truely wants to give back to the school in this way i support it.
|3 years 51 weeks ago||Born in Ypsi raised in the Chi||
raised in Chicago since i was 6 years old. 1984 when we arrived in the windy city which was an incredibly exciting time to get to know the Chi. though it doesnt apply to the convo here, i should say as far as i remember, I have always been a Bears fan due to my love for Walter Payton and adopted the monsters of the midway as my team and shortly after experienced a superbowl victory.
Then It was MJ time. Micheal was larger than life. he ran the city. he was the greatest. The Bulls were a huge part of my life as a child and into my teens. I was so spoiled and didnt really know it when i was young to witness such greateness. I was like the Bulls machine never stopped for a decade. Derrick Rose has reignited the passion that has always been there through the down years. He is the luckiest kid on earth. playing infront of his hometown family and fans. miracle pick at no1 in the draft that the Bulls had a 1.8% chance of landing! Bulls for life!
These days i live in Portland, Oregon. I still have not fully adopted the Trailblazers though the fans here are great and pack the place (once they got Brandon Roy).
But I never had a love for soccer like i do know. I have grown to love my Portalnd Timbers Mls club PTFC baby. RCTID but anyway. the fans man! unreal atmosphere here in soccer city! rowdy. the Timbers Army support fans are the pride and joy of Mls at the moment. singing from before the game till it ends non stop. 18000 deep now at the park singing in unison. it is quite beatiful to experience. il link a vid you should check out this crowd. this is how we roll.
|4 years 3 days ago||whole new meaning||
Now when we beat our Rivals and use our "Scoreboard" aruguement it has a whole new meaning!
|4 years 4 days ago||SI||
If SI hadnt wrote that article Osu would be getting crushed right now. All the pieces would still be on the table, Tp, Tress..they would have to answer to the evidence without knowing all of it. it was a huge heads up for the administration. They got the jump on a strategy to limit the consequences. as long as their are scollies lost I'll be satified.
|4 years 5 days ago||excited||
I'm excited! with the size of this thang I'l be able to watchfrom my yard, while I'm grilling, out here in Portland, OR. :) GO BLUE
|4 years 5 days ago||glad u like it||
You will be able to check the score from your front porch in South Bend :)
|4 years 6 days ago||Manball||
Pacific Islander fullback = Manball
|4 years 6 days ago||massive||
does this new scoreboard play defense?
|4 years 1 week ago||mispost||
mispost..server was wacked out. didnt say that i even posted it. :/
|4 years 1 week ago||I would love to see the expansion..||
..mimic the brick facade they have built already and continue it to the scoreboards leaving an opening for them. Im not the biggest fan of expanding the exhisting bowl. If we want to create more of a homefield advantage, in terms of intimidating facilities and volume level, I would love to see a second deck at the endzones that incoorporate the scoreboards and create a structure that contains the sound like the new side suites do. If anything it should be symetrical or it will look funny, imo.
yellow cards!..love it. that is only going to make it rowdier unless your a season ticket holder and you might want to comply.
cant wait to see the renderings!
"one man!, goodbye!!, Hello Heisman"
|4 years 1 week ago||as long as they lose scollies....||
Build a Bonfire!
Build a Bonfire!
Put Treeeeeeeeessel* on the top
Put the Ncaa* in the middle
And we'll Burn the fucking lot!
* = insert TP, Fickel,gordon gee etc
|4 years 2 weeks ago||congrats||
wishing you safe travels and a wonderful experience with the Ms. Go Blue!
|4 years 2 weeks ago||glad to have him in the fold.||
with our future class already pouring in we could offer a baby blue shirt scolly. you will have to work hard young Wolverine. For Cbus is a vortex of destruction in the future. its where the new most green glorious rebuilt city of Detroits trash and excriment is sent. so dont get caught up in chasing any gold diapers down there! Go BLue!
|4 years 3 weeks ago||someone needs to find the moderator of the UM football FB page||
there 600k votes sitting there and the guy running the UM football page is appearantly not around to update the status to link the poll. we would crush them. but, alas...
|4 years 6 weeks ago||whoopdidoo||
Sparty is goin down demolistion style
signed, Rashard Mendenhall
|4 years 7 weeks ago||http://www.yenra.com/king-tut||
King Tut played for Michigan?!! They are much more compelling than i would have thought. I LOVE the thought of they boys lining up in a collective Block M front. Also the thought of a gang of defenders bearing down on you with the M coming at ya! Their might be a slight advantage in that the numbers on the front are small that as a defender might be hard to distiguish personel on the field. When the Team collects on the field all you will see are stripes and Block M's. 1 timer I'l give it my concent :P.
|4 years 7 weeks ago||:(||
Throwback? more like throw-up...maybe it will hypnotise ND and they wont able to stop staring at them. home jersey advantage?
|4 years 7 weeks ago||recruiting shift||
once the ball dropped on Tresselgate Hoke and Company have seen a kink in the fence around Ohio. and if you can take talent from Ohio you should prefer it to a kid from the east coast. take that talent away from your competition. especially if Morgan doesnt go to the big ten. its strategy to lock down the recruiting scene localy and push Osu Msu Notre dame etc. it brilliant IF we get equal talent.
|4 years 7 weeks ago||i have read the same||
I think all our 5 foot 6-8 lil guys will xfer to a bigeast or mac school where they belonged in the first place. unless they want to play special teams their whole career. there were already a few that left to open up slots. for once attrition might be good. ha!
|4 years 8 weeks ago||ahahahahaaa||
|4 years 14 weeks ago||Kids a baller||
Devins tape is impressive. his stride ihas a sweet glide to it. definetly stronger than he looks. I think his potential is much higher than people think even at WR. I see glimpses of Megatron Johnson in this kid. we can call him Funchemuss Prime! GO BLUE!
|4 years 14 weeks ago||meh||
Its not crucial that this class have a quaterback. hopefully after this season we will have more momentum recruiting if we perform well. load up on D line and oline. Mauk looks like a system qb or his comp was poor. hes never pressured in the vids i see. meh. Zeke is too bad you think you can run in college cuz that spread at Auburn is not going to work out that well for ya. Gunner, forget about that one. aint happening. if we cant get the big dawgs dont bother. unless hes the ultimate sleeper. Definetly dont take a QB just to take a QB. GO BLUE
|4 years 15 weeks ago||il see you on the short bus dude||
dont forget my lunch money *#*$*
|4 years 15 weeks ago||its not nonsense at all my friend. its called innovation||
i'm not given Devin the starting job or anything buddy. believe me i love Denard and his skills as much as anyone. In football today you have to cultivate new ideas and mold them into something achieveable. change the game. fortunately at UM we have had those players that have changed the game from a skill stadpoint to a scheme standpoint. so dont high horse me man. anything is possible and I think this could be an exciting wrinkle.
|4 years 15 weeks ago||one more thing||
No reason to dwell on or 6 or 7 deep Rb woes :P. How bout a Effn Kicker?! we would have had 9 wins last year with a kicking game ::(
|4 years 15 weeks ago||the real deal||
Im confident Al will be able to find a balance for our offense but he will have to be creative. might i suggest using D Gardner at QB with Denard lined up in the back field and all the possibilites of plays that could come out of the qb option. They should at least have a trick play of sorts to bust out on little brother and that team down south.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||yep, but..||
i agree with most everything you stated in your sermon =D. the "it " element RR just doesnt have is the sideline gameday confidence in his gameplan execution and the way he deals with players live on the field is a joke. he has no idea how to play from behind and motivate the players to do so. Or motivate and encourage a player when they make a mistake..he just walks around with that look on his face that there is a noose hangin in mid air next to his head after every mishap.
the attrition and lack of qualifying players in recruiting is unacceptable. he needs to tailor his recruiting to intelligent players that can qualify. 0 DBs are juniors. thats pathetic. no kicker. thats pathetic. as a head coach you need to control all things which appearantly is too much for him at a program this size.
1 more year. with new Defensive staff. if they they keep greg robnison on next year i will not watch any games. but if this is the only year harbaugh will be available you have to go for it. it will breed confidence throughout the entire Wolverine community and unite are cause instead of the clear division we have now. we need to be United.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||i pity you||
no chance in hell Denard leaves UM. NEVER. he bleeds Blue. ive seen a lot of players come and go. he is the face of UM footaball for the next 2 years no matter what coach we have. he know hes not an nfl Qb. he will be on the field. thats all he cares about. hes as humble as it gets.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||srdhsdjhzdfjd||
stanford has basically NEVER been a player in the wac 10. harbaugh inherited a 1-10 team with higher academic standards then UM. JH knows what the fuk hes doin on the recruiting trail. the lifeblood of a consistant team year in and out.
|4 years 38 weeks ago||returning offensive players||
we only lose Schilling on offense next year..thats it =D..and GAIN DEE HART! Woot!
|4 years 38 weeks ago||so wrong bro||
Kidding me? you call yourself a Michi fan and you basically said Hemingway is shit, or his contribution is shit? Really ? i think you need your prorities stright my fellow fan. Hemingways potential far excedes Roundtree IMO. far more physical...better hands, breaks tackles etc. when healty he's just better. today or anyday. put hemingway in the slot and run the same play roundtree had scores on.
Both are great, but neither are really NUm1 worthy.
We'll C what happens
|4 years 38 weeks ago||something to discuss i suppose||
Incredible day for Roundtree. however i think Hemingway is the best reciever we have..clutch catches..the juggle catch today for a td and the 2 point conversion..sidleine catches? he's my 1st choice. but not quite yet. let them compete for it next year
|4 years 38 weeks ago||word to the mothership fellas||
The Football Gods showed mercy today, and gave our Boys the will to make a play. shot ourselves in the foot multiple times and overcame it somehow, only to se it was the D that made the play. I feel like they brought more pressure today. not that they sacked anyone but in terms of scheme and not being sissys with the soft zone. Let these kids loose and get confindence after a play in the backfield instead of a soft zone outrout push out of bounds.
we literally have nothing to lose on Defense at this point. might aswell be bringing the house. even if the other team burns us for long tds . we get the ball back and get their D tired. hopefully conditioning will take over later in the game and we control the line.
Demens should have been MLB from the start of the year period. instincts! pure and simple. I still believe they can run a 4-3. let these kids play man. what do we have to lose? Big Ups to Vinopal and Avery for showing why they are on scholorship at UM. GO BLUE!