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|1 week 3 days ago||When I was in school at UM I||
When I was in school at UM I had no complaints about the parties. You can find whatever floats your boat since there is a much wider variety of people on campus than other colleges. If you are a party animal intent on flunking out in the middle of your sophomore year then UM has that crowd for you, just not in the quanities that CMU or MSU do. The party atmosphere isn't the reason most of the kids studied their ass off in high school to get into UM.
|1 week 6 days ago||Looking deeper this is a sad||
Looking deeper this is a sad statistic. Think about how many kickoffs never get returned due to the ball going out of the end zone, this was much rarer prior to the kickers moving up. Then think about how many TDs Norfleet has on kickoff returns. Or even returns past the 40 yard line. So it shows that we've given up way too many scores over the past two and a half years and how bad our special teams are.
|1 week 6 days ago||This is the Brandon Blackout||
This is the Brandon Blackout Rule when the game doesn't sell out.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Pendant?! Those bastards!||
Pendant?! Those bastards!
|2 weeks 1 day ago||However, his record at Kruger||
However, his record at Kruger Industrial Smoothing is impeccable. Mr. Kruger sent everybody else home because Mr. Costanza was so effective he could do all their work for them. His work ethic earned him the nickname Koko the Monkey.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||"You don't even know what a||
"You don't even know what a writeoff is, do you?"
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Cotton is King!||
Cotton is King!
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Keep in mind: Budget||
Keep in mind:
Budget Conscious - Known to seek the best possible deal on envelopes. Eats pastries off the top of the garbage.
Administrative Background - Runs the Susan Ross Foundation and Human Fund
Competitive - Will run over children and the elderly in order to win the race out of a burning building. Put Bette Midler in the hospital when she was blocking the plate. Went down swinging when a car mechanic took the last Twix, the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||He appears to have jaundice,||
He appears to have jaundice, but only in his head area. The rest of his body looks pretty healthy.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Risk Management||
Costanza for AD!
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Larry is a self-loathing||
Larry is a self-loathing Caucasian.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||You got an extra Mgopoint out||
You got an extra Mgopoint out of it too!
|2 weeks 2 days ago||More proof he is in over his||
More proof he is in over his head. I think the fact he doesn't wear a headset or clipboard is because the details are just too much for him to handle. He is really the rah-rah guy and the public face of the team but when it comes down to really having a handle on things like 90+% of head coaches he does not. That would be fine if the coordinators and position coaches were excellent and the players knew exactly what to do, but they aren't.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Wooo Yeah!||
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I did something similar when||
I did something similar when coaching my son's baseball team. We had two games in a row where we got smoked badly. At the next game in my pre-game speech I took the game ball from the previous day and threw it as far as I could into the woods nearby and told them we're going to forget all about yesterday.
The kids loved that and got super fired up, all except one who was very concerned that nobody would ever find the ball and started wandering into the woods to find it.
It worked on 9 year olds....not sure about 19 year olds.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Well, I guess I'm not the one||
Well, I guess I'm not the one who is emburrussed and if he isn't either then more power to him. So I've changed my way of thinking. Whatever coping mechanism he has is fine with me.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||It was funny two years ago.||
It was funny two years ago. Now all the dancing without any play making is emburrussing.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Supporting the team, eh?||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I faced the same problem on||
I faced the same problem on the international table tennis circuit.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||The Zookster||
He won't come here until Brandon is gone.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||a||
/I can never remember what she is saying there
|2 weeks 5 days ago||It's like||
It's like RRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!
|2 weeks 5 days ago||I think Brian is FOIA'ing||
I think Brian is FOIA'ing it. So we'll get an answer around the time Hoke's fifth season is starting.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||If his name was Dennis Smith||
If his name was Dennis Smith I don't think he'd get nearly the hype he does currently. He has a name which implies speed and excitement but yet I haven't seen anything more than Jeremy Gallon without the ability to get open and catch passes.
As bad as we think the coaches are I don't think they would "underutilize" somebody who was truly able to bust one every time he touched the ball or could be a CB in coverage every time he runs his route.
He is an asset to the team but he's never going to be more than he is right now.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Our New Special Teams Coach|
|2 weeks 6 days ago||I agree. The RR years were||
I agree. The RR years were rough, but it always seemed like the team was about to turn a corner and have the breakthrough. That never happened, but it still held my attention. I don't think Year Four of a fictional RR team would be anywhere near this bad though. Hoke's transmission is stuck in reverse and has been for the last three seasons. There is nothing to look forward to beyond the sweet embrace of the crypt.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Has he even scored a TD in||
Has he even scored a TD in his three years of playing? I don't recall ANY big plays he's made to be honest.
If it wasn't for a cool last name I'm not sure we'd be so geeked about him at this point. Seems like just another guy out there.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||I care about the kids and I||
I care about the kids and I like people and I'm nice. I'll coach the football team "the right way" for a mere $1 million/year and lose every game, but at least I'll be nice.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Who are these defensive||
Who are these defensive coaching geniuses? As time has gone by it seems Mattison is being exposed as just being "That guy who coached Ray Lewis for one year and let Urban's offense win a national championship" and nothing more. He is perhaps the most overated assistant in football.
2011 was all smoke and rainbow pooping and nothing more.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||We should have Bump Elliott||
We should have Bump Elliott threads as well.