a vitally important recap of all the dumb tweets sent during the Harbaugh coaching search
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|12 hours 33 min ago||No. No. No. New coaches and||
No. No. No. New coaches and travel have no bearing on a game. Just shut up.
|12 hours 37 min ago||Hehehe. 15-0!!!! People will||
People will love my moxie. Clearly I'm not rehashing a tired response that probably existed even before the internet!!!
|12 hours 42 min ago||You're making people buy||
You're making people buy tickets to see your tickets to see the game? THIS is capitalism at it's finest!
|12 hours 45 min ago||So let's get this straight...||
So let's get this straight... some guys said we'd win 8-9 games this year. Some other guys, though, only give us 6-7 wins. You're saying that you are optimistic about our chances, and would likely side with the 8-9 win guys.
Would it shock those in this thread to learn that I too would side with the 8-9 win guys in this discussion?
|15 hours 5 min ago||Umm... no.||
It will suck if we lose...! Seriously? Have we come this far?
|17 hours 45 min ago||I say it every time the notion comes up.||
There is a better chance that I will be a coach at Michigan in 10 years than there is that Brady will be one. There is simply no way. He doesn't strike me as a player who gets into coaching. Maybe announcing, but nothing as time consuming as coaching.
|4 days 9 hours ago||The mod that deletes a||
The mod that deletes a memorial post is the mod that takes their job too seriously. Seriously, you ibd guys are some classless pricks.
|4 days 15 hours ago||Are they in the same||
Are they in the same conference as NJIT?
|5 days 6 hours ago||Dunno, I always thought Brian||
Dunno, I always thought Brian was partial to Chad Kroeger. Hair dye, and boom. Identical twins.
|6 days 16 hours ago||Dave Brandon didn't get fired...||
... he's undercover at Toys'R'Us in order to legally kidnap Geoffrey the Giraffe and bring him back to Michigan as our new mascot. Hackett may seem like a savior to us, but he's in on the whole deal. I fear that I will pay the consequence for uncovering this... Harbaugh is their hitman. He'll be here before I
|1 week 16 hours ago||Want to goanna bit more with||
Want to goanna bit more with these, or should we call it quits?
|1 week 1 day ago||Can he play up a level and||
Can he play up a level and just come play for us this year? Dude, I can't wait to see QB play like that...
|1 week 1 day ago||Oh, and nothing personal on||
Oh, and nothing personal on the -1, WD. I'm shooting the messenger.
|1 week 1 day ago||Maybe they'll start covering||
Maybe they'll start covering broadway too. Choreographed fight scenes? Damn, ESPN. You better send some folks to cover West Side Story.
I take nothing away from WWE, but they're not a sport. And as the other poster noted, it's a sad day when they choose to cover this and not the NHL. I suppose I cannot fault ESPN for chasing the money, but I wish there were fewer Dave Brandon's in the world. You can only dilute your product so much before it becomes unrecognizable and loses what made it awesome in the first place.
|1 week 3 days ago||Your product looks pretty||
Your product looks pretty cool, but the way you approach getting it funded makes you look like a desperate Advocare rep. Pandering for votes on a message board completely cuts off your credibility at the knees. I think the idea is good, but find a more viable way to get your name out there. I'd be hesitant to go into business with someone who has a half baked Facebook page and attacks marketing like a first time mom trying to get her kid voted in as the new Gerber baby...
Sorry if my assessment is a little rough, but I think it's something you may need to hear.
|1 week 4 days ago||I would be even more against||
I would be even more against them if we were ranked #1. That would just be stupid.
|1 week 4 days ago||In regards to QB records||
The phrase "all-time SEC leader" does not really inspire any adulation from me. I don't disagree that he was a great NCAA QB, but saying you're the best SEC QB is a shallow compliment.
|1 week 5 days ago||I would like nothing more||
I would like nothing more than for Michigan to come out with some Chuck' E' Cheese ass looking cartoon wolverine on the helmet for a game. Scrap the wings, just a goofy snarling wolverine.
If nothing more than just to gauge how many people on here would literally* stroke out. It would make my week reading that meltdown thread...
|1 week 5 days ago||I swear to god...||
First person to make an apparel pun out of this...
|1 week 5 days ago||I am the only one who sees||
I am the only one who sees medium to dark gray? Could it be the lighting?
|1 week 5 days ago||But what if you lost yours?||
But what if you lost yours?
|1 week 5 days ago||Metal studs? That's very||
Metal studs? That's very specific.
|1 week 5 days ago||Yes, and it's awesome. We||
Yes, and it's awesome. We just won't let you in on it since you don't like pumpkin beer.
|1 week 5 days ago||Are we allowed to tell Brian||
Are we allowed to tell Brian what phrases he can use on his site and in which circumstances? I move that buckle up be struck from our vernacular unless it is imminent that a recruit commits. Is that something we have the power to do?
|1 week 5 days ago||I'm confused. The podcast||
I'm confused. The podcast (which I didn't listen to) and your post both say buckle up. To clarify, are we expecting a recruit to drop? I'm confused.
|1 week 5 days ago||These dingo over well with||
These dingo over well with me. I hate these stupid pun threads.
|1 week 6 days ago||Plus the whole weed thing, am||
Plus the whole weed thing, am I right?
|1 week 6 days ago||God. I hope there aren't any||
God. I hope there aren't any stupid Jews either. Or Muslims.
(your racist is leaking out a bit)
|1 week 6 days ago||So, to understand your||
So, to understand your argument -
A study that attempts to measure intelligence based on the average intelligence of a city is skewed because it unfairly promotes cities that are designed around said intelligence and doesn't support a large number of unintelligent people?
|1 week 6 days ago||I guess some people can't do||
I guess some people can't do subtle. Is this bettur four yuo?