"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
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|8 weeks 18 hours ago||why.||
|18 weeks 1 day ago||It's amazing that so many here||
It's amazing that so many here think they have such profound thoughts that must be showcased individually to celebrate their uniqueness and profound nature that would otherwise go unappreciated.
|18 weeks 2 days ago||i fire myself||
i fire myself
|20 weeks 2 days ago||no.||
|20 weeks 2 days ago||honestly,||
|27 weeks 2 days ago||this gunna be||
|41 weeks 2 days ago||HA||
|1 year 1 week ago||HA||
|1 year 4 weeks ago||more people should. probably||
more people should. probably one of my favorite classes ever
|1 year 4 weeks ago||someone had a tough time in||
someone had a tough time in chemistry.
|1 year 8 weeks ago||yes||
|1 year 8 weeks ago||no one currently alive pulled||
no one currently alive pulled for the union during the civil war
therefore no one should hope notre dame wins
|1 year 15 weeks ago||you were a jackass||
therefore he sucks
go to bed.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||because||
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Survey says||
|1 year 28 weeks ago||they mean it||
just in a much different sense than you interpret
you view it as them saying "i want to go a renowned academic institution" when generally they're saying "i want to have academic support so i can stay in school while devoting 95% of my time to football"
|1 year 31 weeks ago||ahhhh||
honesty, the foundation of all strong relationships
|1 year 31 weeks ago||no, was always there||
no, was always there
|1 year 32 weeks ago||trick plays ahoy!||
trick plays ahoy!
|1 year 32 weeks ago||he went from a terrible situation||
to the worst situation any coach has ever had to deal with
if his agent is worth anything, s/he has been preparing for the offseason coaching carousel since this news came out
|1 year 43 weeks ago||when he was at smu||
5 dead hookers were found at his apartment
|1 year 51 weeks ago||that qb||
|1 year 51 weeks ago||we have two incoming 5 star recruits||
and you're asking if we are hindered?
don't post when you're drunk man
|2 years 4 days ago||hi im braylon edwards||
and im going to say or do something that i will regret later on
|2 years 6 days ago||False.||
It is a shortened form of crazy, the line is ball so hard mofos wanna fine me.
|2 years 24 weeks ago||I fear the day an opponent stops the run||
we'd be in very dire shape
|2 years 24 weeks ago||he has not been offered,||
he has not been offered, meaning it's not his choice if he goes to Michigan
|2 years 25 weeks ago||so far my favorite||
"Perhaps our lads are too intelligent to realize that UM's players didn't know they were beat. With 80 yards to go and only 30 seconds on the clock? The intelligent ones would have folded. Then going for the TD with only 8 seconds left? No way! Nobody's that dumb. thing is nobody told them they wwere beat.
I believe we think too much on the field. We have a tradition of excellence in our student atheletes. UM (along with every other D1 program - Vanderbilt being the exception) of excellence in Athletics only. Student is just something that is written on the tax return under occupation."
|2 years 27 weeks ago||he could demonstrate flight||
he could demonstrate flight capabilities
|2 years 35 weeks ago||name pronunciation isn't important||
just ask woolfork