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|2 years 6 weeks ago||SHAWN HUNWICK HAS A BIG HUGE||
SHAWN HUNWICK HAS A BIG HUGE PENIS
HOMO ALL THE WAY
|2 years 12 weeks ago||wrong||
|2 years 12 weeks ago||http://www.merriam-webster.co||
Definition of SLUR
|2 years 12 weeks ago||ok. Do you prefer "juvenile,||
ok. Do you prefer "juvenile, amateurish homophobia?" Because I don't want be associated with that, either.
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|2 years 12 weeks ago||I don't want to be||
I don't want to be associated with someone who slings gay slurs and calls people fucking retards and mouthbreathing inbreds and then whines that others aren't more tolerant of differing opinions.
I don't want to be associated with someone who thinks his community wasn't egalitarian enough in welcoming the proverbial outsider but cannot go five words without reminding us that he is a STUDENT at the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN where he ATTENDS because he GOES TO MICHIGAN.
I don't want to be associated with someone who cries that the world has let him down, that nobody makes enough concessions for him, while he makes none for others.
I don't want to be associated with someone who is too caught up in the smell of his own self-righteous farts to see his own blatant hypocrisy.
I don't want to be associated with a boorish asshole with a persecution complex.
I pray that you're serious about your impending Michigan Couch Protest. You say you're ashamed of us; you say we embarrass you. Frankly, Dude, you embarrass me. You traded in your opinions and civil discourse for a big LED billboard of ad hominem bullshit only because it made you the star of the show, provided the show is Psychopaths on Parade. You found a hot spring of e-attention and you're going to tap it until it runs dry. Well, congratulations, Dude, you're the belle of the ball.
|2 years 12 weeks ago||that guy will fit right in at||
that guy will fit right in at Princeton
|2 years 12 weeks ago||I thought 2008 was your||
I thought 2008 was your freshman year?
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Aziz Shittu is a genie who||
Aziz Shittu is a genie who appears when you sneeze and poop at the same time
|2 years 13 weeks ago||if this happened i don't||
if this happened
i don't think my boner would fit on the airplane
|2 years 13 weeks ago||What are you trying to look||
What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
|2 years 13 weeks ago||needz moar goalie tuque||
needz moar goalie tuque
|2 years 13 weeks ago||can you clarify why peeps||
can you clarify why peeps were all up in arms about Godin
|2 years 13 weeks ago||let's go inside the mind of a||
let's go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings
|2 years 13 weeks ago||can we call him Jim Ross||
can we call him Jim Ross please
think of the MEMES
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Spend as little time in your||
Spend as little time in your room as possible. Don't eat there, don't study there, don't hang out there, hell, don't even sleep there if you can help it. The more places you force yourself to go, the more people you'll meet and the more enriching your experience will be.
It's so muthafuckin easy to make friends at Michigan. That's why the Deadspin guy is such a bonerface. There are 27,000 undergrads at the school--at least three or four of them are bound to find you tolerable. You don't have to look that hard. You just have to be willing to say yes to people. The first friend I made at Michigan was my Spanish classmate; we were the only two guys in a discussion group of 15 or so. Then I met his friends and they became my friends. Then we had enough friends to make hockey teams so we'd go to the Elbel parking lot and make hockey friends. Then our hockey friends knew such and so in the film department and oh hey I know her too we took SAC 236 together isn't that cool
You'll probably even become friends with the people who work at your favorite bars and restaurants. Ali at Oasis just graduated from dental school.
SO MANY FRIENDS
also congrats on your enrollment!
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Denard is vastly superior I||
Denard is vastly superior I say sirrah
you can't hoodwink me with your preposterous sausage
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Michigan eats cowards and||
Michigan eats cowards and losers. It's a systemic and unrepentant process of natural selection that breeds our famous brand of arrogance.
Gay tuba player in IOE? There's 30 of you. Skateboarding Lebanese film major? There's 7 of you. Are you in the RC and ROTC at the same time? So is Todd. It's your job to find each other. It's tough, but so is life.
Some bro might talk shit about his nerd neighbor in his hall...for about a week, until Dudebro realizes that there's ten of him and they all roll together.
That's The Michigan Difference. Suck it.
|2 years 13 weeks ago||exposing Scientology for what||
exposing Scientology for what it really is
|2 years 13 weeks ago||i like to poop||
i like to poop
|2 years 13 weeks ago||I just wish Dave Brandon||
I just wish Dave Brandon would stop talking
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Recipe for Juicy Sausage||
Recipe for Juicy Sausage
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Dudeness was a freshman in||
Dudeness was a freshman in 2008, so 3-9 put him in a foxhole with Rich Rod rather than disillusioned him from a "doomed experiment" or whatever the anti-RR characterization was. He felt cheated by RR's firing because he wanted a senior year of maximum Rich Rod output and he doesn't get it. His angar was compounded by the hiring of what he and other perceive to be the Omega Notriguez hire in Bradleth Wayne Excelsior Hoke. Now he traverses the deserts of the internet laying waste to Hokeamania and all its denizens
|2 years 13 weeks ago||my bloodstream is 47% feces||
my bloodstream is 47% feces
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Our ceiling is definitely 8||
disagree, if Borges can wield Denard properly and the D can make a more significant statistical leap than 20 or so spots. I am anticipating a better turnover margin if nothing else
|2 years 13 weeks ago||I'm not angry or whateva but||
I'm not angry or whateva but it's muthafuckin February
|2 years 14 weeks ago||5 Key Plays is the best||
5 Key Plays is the best feature on the internet
|2 years 14 weeks ago||Its next to the Whole Foods||
but how will it ever compete with Arby's
|2 years 14 weeks ago||for your files||
perhaps worth noting that the Louisville Courier-Journal has no article about Dorsey's latest decision
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Dorsey's hometown paper, does have a blurb about his move to GRCC, but there's no mention of his criminal record
|2 years 14 weeks ago||oh ok thanks I can't tell||
oh ok thanks
I can't tell if that makes it better or worse