I did not make this headline up
I know it is late in the game, but I was busy and now I'm not. Surprised there hasn't been a thread on the game or the conspiracy forming before your eyes.
Doesn't anyone else notice that John Gruden is wearing Maize and Blue???!!!11!!?!?!!
Is this a Chucky signal to the fanbase or Schlissel? Has a deal been done? Are the Wolverines headed to the Superb Owl? If he wears the colors again, its a done deal. Book it.
He's coming to Michigan to complete a childhood dream!!!!11!!!!1!!!
In other news, the Colts are humiliating the Giants.
Oh, how Denise is missed.
Apparently, her agent caught wind of our creeped-out forum and, assessing Denise's surge in popularity, demanded more money from Taco Bell than those corporate bastards were willing to dish out. Because the next "inside deal for everyone" commercial did not feature Denise's likeness.
It did, however, feature a completely half-assed attempt at exploiting Denise's popularity. Do they have no shame? Trying to profit from Denise by teasing us... "Is Denise here?" The excitement in the audience builds. Redhead girl, annoyedly beckons for Denise ... waiting... waiting.
Nothing. Crushing disappointment.
And now, the latest installment: tortada commercial featuring the John Gruden lookalike. Why, oh why, has Taco Bell reused every actor from the brilliant Denise commercial except Denise herself? What cruel torture is this? Am I alone in my angst?