"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.
Check it out, 97.1 The Ticket's website stole some of Brian's material with nary a mention of where they got it:
You'll have to scroll down past some really really gross pictures of that Amy Whorehouse, er, Winehouse or however it's spelled.
Very douchy indeed.
Marquis de Slocum: i love carrot cake
Marquis de Slocum: yes i do
TugboatTerrance: dude stop eating those things u know barwis only lets us have the one box they have to last all season or im gonna be eating leftover rice from the trash in the cafe afterhours
Marquis de Slocum: i miss coach coach git
TugboatTerrance: me too man he used to collect the paper plates from outside back room and squeeze the grease into my mouth while i was sleeping
TugboatTerrance: just like momma did
***TheBarwisAidMan has broken through the wall***
TheBarwisAidMan: OHHHHHHHHH YEAH
Marquis de Slocum: fuck man fuck
TugboatTerrance: i miss my grease
Marquis de Slocum: man dont u know any other poetry
Marquis de Slocum: dawg even i know that isnt how it goes
TugBoatTerrance: we dont have to wrestle that polar bear again today do we
Marquis de Slocum: i want a klondike
***TheBarwisAidMan has broken through the opposite wall***
TugboatTerrance: if we dont win 12 games this year imma kill that muthafucka