"Rodrick Williams Jr.'s 10-month old, 2-foot-long savannah monitor named "Kill" gets the RB some strange looks when they go for walks together."
Prodded by some knucklehead wanting to know if RR will be the first coach fired this year, the most unhealthy-looking man in all of college sports, The Grey Gasbag Beano Cook has uttered another stream of wind out of the hole above his wattle:
Beano Cook: No. He is the number one coach on the hot seat. That doesn't mean he will be the first fired. I don't care if that was a new system he bought in, the cupboard was not bare.
I can't believe I missed the retirement of MSC. I wonder who the new school president is that Beano is wiggling his chins about. As for Al Golden being a viable candidate, I'm a little skeptical about that. Since Golden has already declined to pursue open jobs at UCLA and Cincy, he's obviously waiting for something better. Since he's a Penn State grad, I would bet he's got his eyes on Happy Valley.