here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Prodded by some knucklehead wanting to know if RR will be the first coach fired this year, the most unhealthy-looking man in all of college sports, The Grey Gasbag Beano Cook has uttered another stream of wind out of the hole above his wattle:
Beano Cook: No. He is the number one coach on the hot seat. That doesn't mean he will be the first fired. I don't care if that was a new system he bought in, the cupboard was not bare.
I can't believe I missed the retirement of MSC. I wonder who the new school president is that Beano is wiggling his chins about. As for Al Golden being a viable candidate, I'm a little skeptical about that. Since Golden has already declined to pursue open jobs at UCLA and Cincy, he's obviously waiting for something better. Since he's a Penn State grad, I would bet he's got his eyes on Happy Valley.