things go poorly
joepa brains penn state zombie apocalypse
Hopefully, Saturday night goes down pretty much like this:
I just had a thought.
OK, maybe it wasn't a thought. Maybe it was a Thunderbird-fueled fever dream. Either way I say: TAKE HEED.
What if the flyover scheduled for the Penn State game is actually a military plan to drop a pre-emptive bomb on the stadium before JoePa infects everybody and starts a zombie apocalypse?
IT COULD HAPPEN.
Come to Penn Staaaa--braaaaaiiiiinnnnsss!