Tom+National Signing Day+The BatCave

So it's February 2nd, and I can't help but imagine the kind of schedule that our own recruiting analyst is going to endure for the sake of all us Michigan Men. Are there lots of preliminary phone calls scheduled, or will it be more random depending on the day's events? Are you working any other job or are you going to be glued to the phone?? Are you going to have an IV put in now so you won't have to worry about dehydration or fluids?

I envision you waking at like 3 in the morning behind some massive information center not unlike the BatCave, and only stopping for seconds at a time to consume the most hastily prepared lunch on earth or perhaps to pee in a bottle under the desk. There'll be separate workstations for Flight Tracker and GPS locations of Denard and Witty, and a special webcam implanted in Jeremy Gallon's eyebrows. And of course, Ricardo Miller will be standing behind you the entire time with a mask around his eyes and a cape.

And yet, in a very Mel Kiper-ish way, Tom's hair will never fall out of place over the course of the day. Not once.

Just curious, because I'm sure at least once tomorrow I'll be learning something important directly from you. I'm sure you'll be a busy man, Tom, and if I don't get a chance to thank you at the end of the day, I'll offer my gratitude now.