[Ed-S: WRONG! Vote Golden Vagina!!] [ED-BiSB: On second viewing, and after consulting six-year-old me from earlier in this article, Seth is correct. ]
Not sure about the Golden Vagina with stitches, but I guess it beats the Red, White and Blue one with stitches and spikes. Zoiks! /cringes
BiSB, what the hell was going on in your house when you were six?!?! No, wait - I don't wanna know!