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January 26th, 2013 at 5:09 PM | Welcome to Michigan! (Score:2 Normal)
MGoClimb
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Joined: 07/31/2012
MGoPoints: 314

Go Blue!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:14 PM | Hail Yes! (Score:2 Normal)
MGoSoftball
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Joined: 10/18/2010
MGoPoints: 3591

This kid is shifty off the field too.  When he reached for Rocky Top hat I think I shat myself.  Im afraid to look.  Great kid, high praise from his Principal too.

From the Red Cedar Message Board:  "God hates us."  Yes He does Lil Bro, yes he does.  Everyone hates you.

January 27th, 2013 at 4:29 AM | I think the whole mgonation (Score:5 Normal)
토린
Joined: 04/07/2009
MGoPoints: 13887

I think the whole mgonation shat itself at that moment.

January 28th, 2013 at 9:32 AM | That jersey looks good on him (Score:1)
mgobaran
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Joined: 09/12/2012
MGoPoints: 476

And so does that suit! Great fashion choices on the night if you ask me.

Twitter

 

January 26th, 2013 at 5:11 PM | boo (Score:2)
ChuckieWoodson
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Joined: 01/13/2012
MGoPoints: 447

Yah!

"Touchdown... No flags!!"

Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012

January 26th, 2013 at 5:26 PM | Fuck! (Score:1)
DanGoBlue
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Joined: 06/04/2011
MGoPoints: 195

YES!!

A repeat national championship in 2017…what better way to celebrate the bicentennial?

January 26th, 2013 at 5:13 PM | Coach Hoke, enjoy your coffee today (Score:5 Normal)
eth2
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"This is Michigan fergodsakes."

January 26th, 2013 at 5:34 PM | Welcome (Score:2 Normal)
AlbMichFan
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Joined: 02/11/2009
MGoPoints: 123

Yay welcome aboard D.Green! With the line we are forming and him, i feel like we will run people over.

Go Blue!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:49 PM | Sweet post (Score:1 Normal)
mishler3
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 75

Awesome. Maybe this signing is the beginning of great things in AA. Go Blue.

Screw the browneyes

January 26th, 2013 at 5:14 PM | YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY (Score:1)
marti221
Joined: 04/21/2010
MGoPoints: 518

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

January 26th, 2013 at 5:15 PM | About time you got around to (Score:4 Normal)
Victor Hale II
Joined: 12/28/2011
MGoPoints: 520

About time you got around to posting this, Ace.

/s

BTW.....WHOOO HOOO!!!!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:18 PM | Agreed. (Score:2 Normal)
MGoSoftball
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Now I can put away my Ouija Board and the Pin cushions.  I will finally get some sleep since the Panic post the other day.

From the Red Cedar Message Board:  "God hates us."  Yes He does Lil Bro, yes he does.  Everyone hates you.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:15 PM | COMMENCE SITE MELTDOWN FOR (Score:2 Normal)
Candor for Sale
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Joined: 01/13/2010
MGoPoints: 153

COMMENCE SITE MELTDOWN FOR BEST POSSIBLE REASON

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.

January 26th, 2013 at 7:43 PM | Best possible reason is (Score:1 Normal)
aiglick
Joined: 11/27/2010
MGoPoints: 1442

Best possible reason is Michigan winning the National Championship in one, two, or three of the major sports.

Still very good get and a positive reason for the board to crash.

/nitpick

Here's hoping for a bright future. This team does try hard and I will continue to support them.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:16 PM | Thank God (Score:5 Normal)
Trauber19
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Joined: 12/15/2009
MGoPoints: 237

Thank God

"Maybe you can't count, but there's four of us and one of you."

"So get some more guys and it'll be a fair fight."

January 26th, 2013 at 5:16 PM | Welcome Green! (Score:4 Normal)
j.o.s.e maizenblue
Joined: 01/04/2012
MGoPoints: 184

Welcome Green!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:16 PM | Go Green Go Blue. Yeah (Score:2 Normal)
Princetonwolverine
Joined: 10/10/2010
MGoPoints: 2260

Go Green Go Blue. Yeah

January 26th, 2013 at 5:18 PM | A better version of Montee (Score:5 Normal)
JimBobTressel
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A better version of Montee Ball? DO WANT PLZ.

He will be a legend the moment he arrives on campus.

ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up? 

Michigan = NBA Family U

January 27th, 2013 at 10:49 AM | Fred Jackson... (Score:2)
bluebloodedfan
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Joined: 12/21/2008
MGoPoints: 133

Coach Jackson, is that you?

If you have to ask twice it means that you didn't get it the first time.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:19 PM | MANBAWWW is now in full (Score:5 Normal)
Dubs
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MGoPoints: 1649

MANBAWWW is now in full effect. Hide your kids. Hide your wife.

"Welllllllll..."

January 26th, 2013 at 5:19 PM | YAYAYAYAYAY (Score:4 Normal)
All Aboard
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YAYAYAYAYAY

ALL ABOARD THE A-TRAIN!!!!!

" ~ Herm "

January 26th, 2013 at 5:20 PM | A little hula (Score:5 Normal)
umjgheitma
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Has the whole world gone CRAZY!?!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:21 PM | Thank the lord. (Score:5 Normal)
DKohn81
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Thank the lord.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:21 PM | This can'tbe true; Hoke can't (Score:5 Normal)
UMgradMSUdad
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This can'tbe true; Hoke can't close on the top recruits.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:21 PM | I like it (Score:5 Normal)
snowcrash
Joined: 07/22/2008
MGoPoints: 1566

Seems like the archetype of a Hoke recruit, a straightforward bruiser to slowly grind the other team to dust. Welcome to Michigan, Mr. Green.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:21 PM | BIG THANGS comin' for (Score:3 Normal)
MontuckyYooper
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MGoPoints: 1419

BIG THANGS comin' for Michigan Football.  I would have been shocked if he didn't want to come run behind the elite linemen we have coming up.  Next year will be great, but wIth the two DGs in the backfield in 2014 we could be special.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:21 PM | A wise man once said (Score:5 Normal)
Maizenblueball
Joined: 12/08/2011
MGoPoints: 486

To quote Macklemore.....This is F**king Awesommmmme!!!!!

Chuck Norris wears Brady Hoke pajamas.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:22 PM | That principal (Score:5 Normal)
Hardware Sushi
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MGoPoints: 3486

That principal was awful. Jeebus lady, be good be great be awesome whatever we didn't come to see you.

Awesome custom Green jersey, though. Pretty nasty. Great class this year!

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:23 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
BeileinBuddy
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Joined: 11/11/2009
MGoPoints: 756

North Campus' resident Sport Management major
Michigan Concrete Canoe Team - http://umich.edu/~concanoe

January 26th, 2013 at 5:31 PM | Well said (Score:5 Normal)
Md23Rewls
Joined: 07/01/2008
MGoPoints: 478

I like the cut of your jib.

January 26th, 2013 at 6:56 PM | I believe that was the (Score:5 Normal)
MattisonMan
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I believe that was the pinnacle achievement of gif in a thread.

-Hail-
 
January 27th, 2013 at 3:55 AM | What's a jib? (Score:3 Normal)
creelymonk10
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Joined: 12/04/2009
MGoPoints: 505

What's a jib?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
-John Heisman

January 26th, 2013 at 6:00 PM | One of (Score:2 Normal)
Bryan
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The better gifs I've seen in a long while. I lol'd

I have a Fandom Endurance III merit badge

January 26th, 2013 at 8:43 PM | greatness (Score:4 Normal)
Jasper
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MGoPoints: 995

How much would you give to see a remake of that ad with Fred Jackson as the star (and shown on the jumbotron prior to the next edition of UTL)?

"500 channels and nothing but cats."

January 26th, 2013 at 9:01 PM | Awesome! (Score:4 Normal)
Mike420GoBlue
Joined: 09/02/2012
MGoPoints: 291

Imagine the entire Michigan sideline doing this...Well, everyone but Hoke I'm sure...

January 26th, 2013 at 5:25 PM | MANBAWWWWWL! (Score:4 Normal)
Wenham Wolverine
Joined: 08/10/2010
MGoPoints: 1216

MANBAWWWWWL!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:29 PM | After Green's announcement (Score:5 Normal)
Captain
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MGoPoints: 11602

After Green's announcement temporarily broke MGoBlog I aimlessly bounced around Tennessee and Auburn blogs for a while. Representative comment from both schools:

we missed the bouquet again! At least we don't have to defend against him in the SEC

Colors That Float

January 26th, 2013 at 5:27 PM | Sorry to thread jack, but has (Score:5 Normal)
SAvoodoo
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MGoPoints: 3239

Sorry to thread jack, but has anyone heard anything about green?

January 26th, 2013 at 6:56 PM | Banned (Score:5 Normal)
dragonchild
Joined: 10/13/2011
MGoPoints: 352

It's a soon-to-be-outlawed color, with white, red and gray along with them.  Word has it our little recruit here is changing his name to Derrick Blue, but that's not important right now.

And don't call me Jack.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:27 PM | Go Blue! (Score:2 Normal)
Michwolveries21
Joined: 03/31/2012
MGoPoints: 75

Go Blue!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:28 PM | Welcome (Score:2 Normal)
Otm_Shank
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MGoPoints: 34

Mr. Green! Go Blue!!

India's answer to Brian Dennehy.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:28 PM | Green go Blue! (Score:1 Normal)
Blue Texan
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MGoPoints: 5

Welcome to the family!!  Yea, I don't see him redshirting at all.  Even if Toussaint is up to his 2012 form, I think Green has an excellent shot of competing for the starting job.  During 2012, Toussaint began to hesitate hitting the hole, and arrived at the line late.  While some was the o-line, I think that Toussaint developed bad habits.  Unless he begins to run fearless again, like 2011, I think his starting career at UM is ofer.  Green go Blue!!

- Blue Texan

January 26th, 2013 at 5:29 PM | I like (Score:4 Normal)
Mitch Cumstein
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MGoPoints: 9641

With the OL class coming in this year and last year, plus Green... A couple years from now we're going to be a steamroll on offense.  

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish"

January 26th, 2013 at 5:40 PM | Yes sir (Score:2 Normal)
MGoSoftball
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Everyone better get 2 or 4 more tix because they will be going fast.  Dont forget the PSD is due 15FEB.  I am putting in for some more as well.

From the Red Cedar Message Board:  "God hates us."  Yes He does Lil Bro, yes he does.  Everyone hates you.

January 27th, 2013 at 1:12 AM | What Blue is going to do to Red (Score:2)
Muttley
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January 26th, 2013 at 5:29 PM | How did you type all this (Score:5 Normal)
willywill9
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How did you type all this given that he just committed about 15 min. ago?

Touchdown Michigan!

January 26th, 2013 at 5:54 PM | 300 WPM (Score:5 Normal)
FreeTheFabFivePlz
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Ace has nimble fingers

So hot.  Milk was a bad choice.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:29 PM | via TVH (Score:5 Normal)
Bodogblog
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MGoPoints: 7581

Welcome Derrick

January 26th, 2013 at 5:42 PM | 27 is a good number (Score:2 Normal)
MGoSoftball
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MGoPoints: 3591

and that jersey fits him well.  It must be the color matches his eyes.

From the Red Cedar Message Board:  "God hates us."  Yes He does Lil Bro, yes he does.  Everyone hates you.

January 26th, 2013 at 5:52 PM | Hat (Score:5 Normal)
MVictors97
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MGoPoints: 55

Love that he chose to use the old school Bo style hat

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