And all was right with the world.
there would have to be some to wash away
Record: 6-7 overall, 3-5 B1G, 4th place Woody Division
|Rush:||191.2 ypg, 27th||141.5 ypg, 51st|
|Pass:||127.0 ypg, 115th||182.0 ypg, 14th|
|Total:||318.2 ypg, 107th||323.5 ypg, 19th|
|Scoring:||24.5 ppg, 79th||21.0 ppg, 27th|
While the NCAA is doing its best to wipe Ohio State’s 2010 season from the record, Buckeye fans are doing their best to wipe the 2011 season from their memories. I’m going to write about it and post it on the internet so that it’s there forever. Hahahahaha.
Note: Wisconsin fans, this is going to suck for you, too.
(more after the jump. And I'm sorry I don't know how to make it so that you can see only new stuff after clicking "read more." My html knowledge stops around being able to embed)
I am the master of the rhyming Haiku. See?
Tressel got fired,
Because he was a liar.
Boom! Terrell Pryor’d.
There was a moment in the beginning of 2011, despite Michigan having sunk to the lowest of lows and Ohio State having just won the Sugar Bowl, when I knew everything was going to be okay.
Jim Tressel lost his job essentially because of that guy. ‘Ah!
Tatgate caused their roster to be not very good
The Buckeyes roster lost a handful of key starters for the first five games as a result of Tatgate (all stats from 2010):
Herron and Posey eventually got caught taking too much money for a summer job (employee-of-the-month bonus I'm sure), which resulted in Herron being suspended an extra game -- Nebraska -- and Posey missing an additional five, leaving him with just Penn State and Michigan.
As the damning evidence piled up against Pryor piled up, Ohio State gave him the Samwell Tarly treatment. His options were GTFO or GTFO. Naturally, he opted to GTFO and enter the supplemental draft, where he was taken by the Oakland Raiders in the third round. His most significant contribution to date has been a false start on a QB sneak. Bravo.
So what did that leave Ohio State with for the first half of the season? Not a whole lot. If my calculations are correct, minus the Tat Five they returned five starters on offense and three on defense. Those numbers would be eight and four with everyone back from suspension. Either way, that’s almost as bad as 2008 Michigan when Rich Rod had three on offense and seven on defense to work with.
But unlike their 2008 Wolverine counterparts, the 2011 Buckeyes weren’t an empty cupboard. Their past few recruiting classes (according to Rivals.com: No. 11 in 2011, No. 25 in 2010, No. 3 in 2009) had been terrific, and players weren’t clamoring for the nearest lifeboat like it was the Titanic (now in 3D!). If Tressel had been allowed to stay in Columbus, they would have simply called it a rebuilding year. They probably would have gone a modest 8-5 before licking their wounds and eating a lot of spinach over the offseason.
*In Pryor's alternate universe.
LET'S POINT AND LAUGH AT SOME THINGS WHILE WE STILL CAN
Things that the Buckeyes sucked at in 2011:
That whole throwing thing -- QB Joe Bauserman was to Ohio State what Threetsheridammit was to Michigan, except he didn’t quite make it past the nonconference schedule. QB Braxton Miller wasn’t that big of a step up until much later in the season, but he was elusive enough of a runner that he didn’t really need to throw all that much. Remember when the Buckeyes beat Illinois? Miller completed one pass. It was a touchdown! #Winning.
I don’t understand why it took so long to transition to Miller. At least, I don’t remember. Right now the best explanation I can manage is that, as a true freshman, Miller didn’t understand the playbook very well.
I know, I know. How hard is it to learn Jim Bollman’s playbook? It’s only four pages, right? And pages one and four were left blank for printing purposes.
Miller eventually secured the job after an undeniably epic effort against Nebraska before getting hurt. Miller wasn’t a huge upgrade for the Buckeyes passing game, but more on him in a sec.
Offensively in general, the Buckeyes had problems getting into the endzone, and this can be attributed to … Wait. There’s nothing to be gained from analyzing Jim Bollman’s offense and its inability to score points in 2011. Moving on.
That defense. Right. TheBuckeyeBattleCry.com previewed the defense prior to the season and came away with saying that the defense would be “on their way to another season of defensive domination.” Understandably, this came after they scouted the defensive line, crossed their arms smugly, and said, “Look at all the great players we have!” Yeah, there was DT Jonathan Hankins (poor man’s Vince Wilfork), and DE John Simon (um… white man’s Brandon Graham? I have no idea. I’m really bad at this), and maybe some quality senior rotational players. On a side note, the writer had to go ahead and say something along the lines of “Our backups would start on any other team in the Big Ten!” which is just so OSU. Why do they keep doing this? Are they basing this on star ratings? Marvin Robinson could start on any other team in the Big Ten, too, ya know.
Just look at him!
Anyway, even if the defensive line was going to be good, by the middle of the season it would be apparent that it was probably the only thing they had going for them. The linebacking corps was a confused jumble of athleticism, and the defensive backs seemed like a bunch of JAGs, though to be fair they were hardly ever tested by all those … scary gunslinging QBs of the B1G. I am trying very, very hard to keep a straight face right now.
Damn. I failed.
PLAYERS TO KEEP A LEERY EYE ON
Braxton Miller, obvi. His coming out party in Lincoln was unfortunately spoiled by a bunch of Bauserbombs and a defensive meltdown, but teams like Wisconsin and Michigan would discover that it wasn’t a fluke. The guy is a slippery runner and has a way of evading pressure and threatening the run long enough for his wide receivers to get open, often in the end zone:
vs. Wisconsin ...
and vs. Michigan ...
While he doesn’t have the most accurate arm in the world, he won’t need one in Urban Meyer’s offense in 2012. Really, he just needs to not get injured.
Then there’s Ryan Shazier, aka pain in the ass linebacker. He was mostly responsible for creating the jumbled mess of athleticism at the position, but that’s to be expected when a guy starts playing as a true freshman. He plays with really good instincts when he’s not completely out of position, however, and is a lightning fast tackling machine. Accounted for 15 tackles against Penn State:
There you have it. Two dudes who will likely do some terrible things to Michigan over the next couple years, and we just have to hope Michigan does more terrible things in return. I’m not sold on their other “playmakers” who have been getting a lot of hype out of spring practice like Jordan Hall and Michael Thomas just yet.
Oh I forgot one more: Zach Boren, younger kinsman of the infamous Justin Boren. He got all salty after The Game because of Michigan’s grenade celebration, taking to twitter to express his indignity:
@ZBoren44: I lost so much respect for michigan after they won n threw the ball in the air acting like it was a grenade. This is a great rivalry and to take it to that level of disrespect is just so uncalled for. Act like you have before n treat htis rivalry like it should be treated.
Why keep an eye on him? He’s a fullback, so if you blink next year, you might miss him.
THERE IS NO ORGANIZATION TO THIS RECAP IS THERE
I refuse to have an italicized alter ego. Go away.
Best win: Wisconsin. I’m really mad at Wisconsin for this one. And for Michigan State part I. WTF, Wisconsin.
Worst loss: Purdue.
What this win meant for Michigan: This one merits rewatching. Popcorn, anyone?
Cue the Muppets:
And you can't have one without the other...
And it totally felt as awesome as: Finally finishing this post about five months after the fact. TIMES A ZILLION.
And all was right with the world.
A B S O L U T E L Y ! ! !
at the top of the post
When was the last time OSU finished with 4 straight losses?
So does OSU have any returning WRs of note? I swear the only guy who could catch a ball last year was Posey, and he's gone (I thought). Miller is a fast dude with a decent arm, but as we saw with Denard if the receivers aren't getting open I'm not sure what he'll be able to do outside of just chucking the ball around.
looked pretty darn good in their spring scrimmage. I assume he'll be the go-to guy this year...the big play guy for sure.
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When I first saw the Bauserman passing chart there was a legend that indicated that the greens dots were interceptions. Was this the original version, or was it modified? Makes it even better imo.
the laminated offensive play card is pretty funny. If you skimmed over it, go back and seriously read it.
you have to laugh at the play card because it was incredibly accurate...and painful
of watching this game, and what a great game it was. Was Denard the player of the game? He sure looked like the glue on most of these plays, or as the buckeye said athletisism covers the warts. GO BLUE
Was Denard the player of the game?
I dunno you tell me -
Passing: 14/17, 167 yds, 9.8 avg, 3 TD's, 0 Int
Rushing: 26 carries, 170 yds, 6.5 avg, 2 TD's, 41 longest
Maybe I find this post so hilarious because it's about Ohio, but it really had me chuckling in my cubicle for a good ten minutes. Well done. And Go Blue!
Given Tressels conservative nature, I wouldn't be surprised to have seen "Punt" in some of the 3rd and Long play options.
"On a side note, the writer had to go ahead and say something along the lines of “Our backups would start on any other team in the Big Ten!” which is just so OSU. Why do they keep doing this? Are they basing this on star ratings?"
None of that appears in the article you referenced, so were you just stirring the pot?
So "The Bucks third string DL is full of guys that would be seeing the field in the bulk of the Big Ten this year" is the same as “Our backups would start on any other team in the Big Ten!” ?? ??
See the field for a bulk or start on any... kind of a stretch, no?