this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Revision of User-Curated MGoHallOfFame from May 19th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
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Followed by the first user-submitted link. 
In case you ever wonder why you get -10000 points:
Meet the (Korean) Parents...and Grandparents...and Sister (aka, the CRex saga):
Misopogon's Decimated Defense series:
How not to react to the reported commitment of a high school athlete to your beloved school: http://mgoblog.com/content/hello-shawn-conway
Big house 500s string of rants on the Red Wings.