According to the Onion, Zoltan was almost killed by Thomas Welch.
Zoltan in the Onion!
He is omnipotent!
just summon an icy meteor to drop right in front of them and create a nice lake?
Because his teammates need to prove their worthiness. He did the same thing at Michigan. Brandon Graham passed with flying colors. Johnny Sears on the other hand...
I would have asked the interviewer for a ride--but that's just me.
Can't wait to see him play for the Patriots.
... when I opened up this thread!