Zoltan Mesko- Space Emperor of Speedos & Chihuahuas?

Submitted by Benoit Balls on

apparently Zoltan was pretty bored the other day and posted some, uhh questionable photos of himself and his chihuahuas on Twitter. 

 

Link from Deadspin

 

Dude cracks me up

French West Indian

March 1st, 2013 at 4:57 PM ^

...given the way that women are always studying that issue, I'm almost surprised that SI hasn't been adding more men to it (aside from the occasional athlete as prop).  Would seem to be an easy way to broaden interest.  And it's not as if us guys couldn't use a few pointers in the swimwear department either.

But don't get me wrong, I am not complaining about the Kate Upton-palooza of the past few years.

French West Indian

March 1st, 2013 at 5:04 PM ^

...reminds me of the world's greatest website of all time:

http://www.string-emil.de/

Warning: Most likely not suitable for work...not really suitable for anywhere in fact, which is what makes it so bizarrely amusing.

Lampuki22

March 2nd, 2013 at 12:45 PM ^

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