To even out the tan lines
where's the eyebleach? cannot unsee.
I hope those tan lines aren't from his regular suit.
they're the property of Zoltan's hot model girlfriend and they get to be held by her all the time. then it wouldn't be so bad, it would balance out moments like this.
If it were to anger the girlfriend, I'm sure Zoltan could smooth it over by calling Space.
Pooch punt.
Well done sir.
Zoltan + Kate = SI Swimsuit cover for 2014
...given the way that women are always studying that issue, I'm almost surprised that SI hasn't been adding more men to it (aside from the occasional athlete as prop). Would seem to be an easy way to broaden interest. And it's not as if us guys couldn't use a few pointers in the swimwear department either.
But don't get me wrong, I am not complaining about the Kate Upton-palooza of the past few years.
Thanks, but no.
You all get Kate Upton, and then think this is the equivalent for women.
Child please.
Next, on This Week in Twitterverse . . .
...reminds me of the world's greatest website of all time:
Warning: Most likely not suitable for work...not really suitable for anywhere in fact, which is what makes it so bizarrely amusing.
Thanks for the laugh
RIP EK43
Needs to turn this pic into a Dos XX beer commercial. " I don't usually hold hold puppies when in the pool but when I do" I dunno something much better than that obviously
Whatever's Comfortable Guy
That one dog looks terrified.
I'm not sure the best way to ask this, but does the Space Emperor have a girlfriend?
You arent allowed to ask an NFL player that! Havent you been paying attention?
/notthattheresanythingwrongwithit
He has a harem of Space Concubines
I mean the dude gratudated from Ross so he's obviously pretty dumb.
and nfl player or not, he's got the body of 50 yr old. yech.
What 50 y/o men have abs and sculpted legs like that? Sure his pecks aren't Mr. Olympia Arnold but he's a punter for chrissake.
that isn't a 6 pack, it's flab. see sagging chest above it for confirmation.
Trolling
Um...gravity doesn't allow flab to be presented into 6 perfectly shaped boxes with a well defined lower abdomen.
Pretty sure it's just unfortunate lighting.
All I have to say is WTF!
I heard he used to have an imaginary girl friend, but she had a lesbian affair with Teo's imaginary girl friend, so he dumped her.
Zoltan has two dogs in this fight!
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I have that same speedo in hot pink.