...talks about how UConn hasn't been in contact and how they're out. (HT: UMHoops)
You're Not Helping: Cooper Claims Compliance Was Aware of Violations
May 31st, 2011 at 11:50 PM | 
Perfect.
Perfect.
May 31st, 2011 at 11:40 PM |
I keep wanting to make a diary entry
I keep wanting to make a diary entry
"The idiot-ash storm that buried Columbus after the volcano finally blew", but I can't keep up with it. Every day, it's another Buckeye who seems ot have no idea how PR works.
Quite simply:
Tressel should have announced Tat-5 stuff as soon as he became aware.
He did not, so:
Tressel should have announced Tat-5 stuff as soon as he was first asked about it.
He did not, so:
Tressel should have announced Tat-5 stuff before signing a paper saying he had no knowldege of anything.
(I maintain this is because compliance told him "don't say anything", but I digress)
He did not, so:
The AD should have appologized, inflicted the program with reasonable penalties, and thrown open th edoors to compliance during a full division reorg.
He did not, so:
Every other Buckeye with a program attachment should shut up and hope the "Keep your trap shut" defense works.
But they're not, so:
We laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
June 1st, 2011 at 12:23 AM |
hehehehe
hehehehe
John Cooper's great.
Think about it though: if he was losing while running a clean program and the guy they hired that got so much instant success the instant he left was cheating the whole time, which is all true, then he should be pretty upset.
June 1st, 2011 at 12:47 AM |
A year ago I would not have believed
A year ago I would not have believed
any of this to be possible.
No freaking way.
It's already a major shit storm today, but it's really early and matters are only going to worsen once more witnesses are interviewed, and staff, players and coaches are implicated.
And Gordon Gee....a glorious return to OSU with nothing but controversy his rear view at Brown and Vandy, and now this? Holy crap. "Who woulda thunk it?".
June 1st, 2011 at 1:57 AM |
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all the dude wanted was his rug back...
June 1st, 2011 at 3:55 PM |
Actually, they did, at least
Actually, they did, at least
Actually, they did, at least in part - Reggie Germany played that last season with a 0.0 GPA.
June 1st, 2011 at 4:20 PM |
Just riffing on coach Carr's
Just riffing on coach Carr's
Just riffing on coach Carr's zinger from a couple weeks ago.
all the dude wanted was his rug back...
June 1st, 2011 at 6:24 PM |
Cooper was also the coach
Cooper was also the coach
When Andy Katzenmoyer had to take ridiculous summer courses to regain eligibility. While I agree with what Coop said, he's hardly in a position to cast stones at Tressel. Maybe he's bitter that compliance did their job and continued to catch him trying to cheat, while with the Vest they just turned the other way. Or maybe that was another way in which the Vest was better than Cooper.
Using the term Wildcat to describe a direct snap to anyone other than a QB is like calling any rock band from the early 90s Grunge.
June 1st, 2011 at 10:14 AM |
The Cooper stuff is good, but
The Cooper stuff is good, but
The Cooper stuff is good, but what's really damning is the old footage of Tressel and Smith confidently talking about how it's "limited" and whatnot is gold.
Your post made my day. No one ever understands me when I randomly bust out a bizarro quote. More Sealab for everyone.