You're Not Helping: Cooper Claims Compliance Was Aware of Violations

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You're Not Helping: Cooper Claims Compliance Was Aware of Violations

In something straight out of the Bizarro episode of Sealab 2021 (yeah, what other blog are you going to get that reference?), former coach John Cooper claims Ohio State's Compliance Department must have been aware of violations and did nothing about it:


 


CREDIT: WBNS-TV COLUMBUS / FOX SPORTS / ESPN

“Compliance is not doing their job when this kind of stuff happens and they act like they don’t know about it. When I was coaching over there, compliance was around everywhere. It’s almost like they were trying to find us violating a rule."

Dear Ohio State: You're doing it wrong.

Edit: Come to think of it, this kind of looks like John Cooper

 
 
 
 
 
 

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May 31st, 2011 at 8:49 PM | Mmmmm (Score:5 Normal)
those.who.stay.
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your tears are delicious, Columbus.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.

May 31st, 2011 at 8:54 PM | The embedded... (Score:5 Normal)
MGoShoe
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....video.


CREDIT: WBNS-TV COLUMBUS / FOX SPORTS / ESPN by sportsxbrooks

LSA '89 - MBB Natl Champions, Big 10/Rose Bowl Champions | @MGoShoe

May 31st, 2011 at 9:10 PM | I just kept saying to myself, (Score:3 Normal)
m1jjb00
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I just kept saying to myself, "Really?"  That was delicious.  

BTW anybody else worried that they're going to get the shakes when they can't get their 6-hour fix of Columbus destruction?

June 1st, 2011 at 8:45 AM | absolutely (Score:2)
andrewG
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the news is so frequent and heavy right now, i'm worried there will be some serious withdrawl symptoms showing up on the board once it starts to slow.  then we all know what comes next... sucking dick for osu doom news.  you ever sucked some dick for osu dooms news?  now that's an addiction man.

May 31st, 2011 at 9:16 PM | Wow, after watching that video... (Score:3 Normal)
JD_UofM_90
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I have no idea how Gene Smith still has a job as the AD at that school down south.....amazing.  If TP does not get picked up in the supplemental draft, he ahd Gene could do a reality show together.  Columbus Cribs. 

“Oh Yeah, what he said forgodsakes...”  -   -         

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May 31st, 2011 at 10:58 PM | Because he and his compliance (Score:2 Normal)
fatbastard
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Because he and his compliance staff were so good at facilitating cheating while at the same time self reporting thousands of minor violations that nothing came up.  It would have come out with Geiger at the helm, of course, had Clarett answered the NCAA. 

When did your mother let you out of the basement Mr. Rosenberg?

May 31st, 2011 at 11:34 PM | Re: Gene Smith having a job (Score:4 Normal)
CRex
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tOSU still needs someone to fire after the NCAA reams them with the ruling.  

May 31st, 2011 at 9:43 PM | At 1:21 (Score:3 Normal)
Ponypie
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listen to him begin to say, "Our rules violation program" - yes, the truth will out; it was, indeed, second to none.

May 31st, 2011 at 9:07 PM | delicious tears, oh yes (Score:5 Funny)
Sopwith
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"You know, for a bartender/bookie, you're pretty judgmental."

May 31st, 2011 at 8:49 PM | Mmmmm (Score:4 Normal)
those.who.stay.
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your tears are delicious, Columbus.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.

May 31st, 2011 at 8:50 PM | your tears are delicious, (Score:4 Normal)
aaamichfan
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your tears are delicious, Columbus.

May 31st, 2011 at 8:53 PM | Ugh (Score:5 Normal)
BiSB
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It’s almost like they were trying to find us violating a rule

You don't really get 'compliance'... do you?

They no longer call me Bisbiño

May 31st, 2011 at 9:32 PM | Yeah, it didn't quite fit Cooper's comments (Score:2)
BiSB
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Coop was less "why is this a big deal?" and more "why should WE get sanctioned for a violation someone ELSE noticed?"

[My original comment was something along the lines of "Looks like we have another enrollee in the Ray Small School of Thinking Things Sound Better Because You Say Them Indignantly]

They no longer call me Bisbiño

May 31st, 2011 at 9:31 PM | Yup (Score:3 Normal)
BiSB
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Spartina : MGoBlog :: Voldemort : Harry Potter

They no longer call me Bisbiño

May 31st, 2011 at 9:40 PM | He said it again!  DID YOU (Score:5 Normal)
BlueDragon
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He said it again!  DID YOU HEAR HIM!?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

May 31st, 2011 at 9:55 PM | Wait now... (Score:3 Normal)
Helfy
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He only said, "this piece of halibut is good enough for Spartina."

May 31st, 2011 at 8:50 PM | throw the (Score:3 Normal)
BornInAA
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peon under the bus for the $2M coach THAT IS SUPPOSED TO SUPERVISE HIM.

life is like a box of chocolates... and you got the Whizzo Quality Assortment

May 31st, 2011 at 8:51 PM | . (Score:5 Insightful)
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.

COYS and lets go Detroit FC!

May 31st, 2011 at 8:53 PM | Did we elect Cooper the (Score:-1 Redundant)
May 31st, 2011 at 8:54 PM | Shit has (Score:1)
MGoPalestine
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Shit has officially hit the fan in Columbus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj5XM-vjvVs

May 31st, 2011 at 8:55 PM | John Cooper.  Still making (Score:5 Normal)
WolverineHistorian
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John Cooper.  Still making Michigan fans happy after all these years. 

Go Blue!  Always!

http://www.youtube.com/user/WolverineHistorian

May 31st, 2011 at 9:13 PM | John Cooper has been waiting for this day to come (Score:3 Funny)
Six Zero
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...and after all those years, sitting in the dark at 2am eating his
failure pile in a sadness bowl.

Godspeed, John Cooper, and may your justice taste better than your failure pile.

May 31st, 2011 at 9:00 PM | Do you think JC is available? (Score:2 Normal)
WFBlue
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Sounds like an upstanding guy who could really help rebuild the program.

 
 

Time is working funny again. Greg Mattison has a phonebooth time machine he sent the secondary back to Charles Woodson's childhood in; they have emerged with ZZ Top beards, children, and skills.-BC

May 31st, 2011 at 9:00 PM | I'm guessing... (Score:3 Normal)
4godkingandwolv...
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... Cooper is one of the happiest nuts in all of Buckland right now.  he's reign is looking a lot better now then his replacement's.

Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.

May 31st, 2011 at 9:11 PM | OSU (Score:1)
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House of Cards.

 

I'm lovin it.

GMAT score =800 = Defensive POTY

May 31st, 2011 at 9:16 PM | Please Stop (Score:2 Funny)
Bill in Birmingham
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The hilarity is getting to be too much to bear.

May 31st, 2011 at 9:34 PM | I recently watched the (Score:2 Normal)
Griff88
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movie, "Hunt for Red October".  Seems Coach Cooper, launched torpedoes without safeties engaged.

June 1st, 2011 at 10:48 AM | "You arrogant ass...you've (Score:2)
saveferris
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"You arrogant ass...you've killed us!"

 

"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

May 31st, 2011 at 9:34 PM | I haven't eaten in 2 days.. (Score:3 Normal)
ldoublee
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The immeasurable sadness of Buckeye fans is more than enough nourishment.

May 31st, 2011 at 9:35 PM | This just keeps getting (Score:1)
Maize97
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This just keeps getting better

Tressel suckles at the teat of FAIL

May 31st, 2011 at 9:40 PM | What's the odds on the Ann (Score:2)
dlcase1708
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What's the odds on the Ann Arbor-Saline Road Meijer running out of popcorn during this show? 3:2?

May 31st, 2011 at 9:42 PM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
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Maize n Brew

May 31st, 2011 at 11:52 PM | Scarlett Johansson (Score:1)
archangel2k12
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Proof of divine creation

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

May 31st, 2011 at 11:55 PM | Just wait (Score:3 Informative)
Blazefire
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ONe of Nostradamus' lesser known predictions:

In 2012, she and Olivia Wilde film a summer blockbuster full of hawt girl-on-girl.

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
June 1st, 2011 at 12:36 AM | 2012 (Score:2)
Njia
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Is the Wilde-Johansen girl-on-girl the reason for the apocolypse? Anyone confirm it in the Mayan tablets?

"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
June 1st, 2011 at 10:47 AM | Ooooh (Score:1)
BlueDragon
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The gif is even better in slo-mo.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

May 31st, 2011 at 9:51 PM | Coop's got a point . . . (Score:4 Normal)
ImSoBlue
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OSU compliance is without peer at finding secondary violations, so you can't argue incompetance.

Just didn't find any major violations?  I don't buy it.

May 31st, 2011 at 10:13 PM | Best part is (Score:3 Normal)
BlueinLansing
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more pictures of OSU fans crying coming to the internet near you

May 31st, 2011 at 10:14 PM | John Cooper Michigan mans (Score:1)
Michigan248
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John Cooper Michigan mans best friend.

May 31st, 2011 at 10:21 PM | Cooper (Score:2 Funny)
michgoblue
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With his whole record against Michigan and now this, I am starting to think that Coop was a Michigan plant. 

This whole saga is insane.  I am proud to say that in my life, I NEVER derived happiness from the suffering of others.  I am even more proud to say that that whole philosophy changed when this story started to break.  I can't remember anything sports-related bringing me as much happiness as this. 

May 31st, 2011 at 10:36 PM | Can this also be interpreted as (Score:1)
TrppWlbrnID
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"I damn well tried to cheat, but they kept catching me!"

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
i wish i would have made my screen name "IT WAS THE CHAIR"
June 1st, 2011 at 12:34 AM | Maybe (Score:3 Interesting)
Njia
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Lloyd Carr said recently that Cooper told him, "They can fire me for losing, but they can't fire me for cheating."

"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
May 31st, 2011 at 10:40 PM | OT - Luke Fickell as Adam Sandler? (Score:1)
Wave83
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Okay, this is off topic, but I just saw video of Luck Fickell on the BTN.  Unless I am imagining something, he looks like Adam Sandler in Water Boy.  Who is this guy?  Can we take him seriously?

May 31st, 2011 at 10:58 PM | I think, (Score:1)
TrppWlbrnID
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Very seriously. He was dl coach then Asst (to the) dc and was being groomed to be hc in two or three years.

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
i wish i would have made my screen name "IT WAS THE CHAIR"
June 1st, 2011 at 12:56 AM | Very seriously (Score:1)
Tater
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Search his HS championship wrestling match on youtube.  I don't know how that will translate to wins and losses, but he ain't no bleepin waterboy.

 

 

 

June 1st, 2011 at 1:48 AM | Except for (Score:1)
Lebowski
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The star Freshman recruit RB.

June 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM | Who got free cars, grades, (Score:1)
the_white_tiger
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Who got free cars, grades, money, etc.

Maize n Brew

June 1st, 2011 at 11:44 AM | This argument has my vote, I think he is happy (Score:1)
iawolve
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to throw some dirt on the Vest's grave. I am sure he has more than a few hurt feelings.

May 31st, 2011 at 11:18 PM | Bizarro, I love you. (Score:3 Underrated)
Michagain
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Bizarro, I'm helping!

May 31st, 2011 at 11:38 PM | God bless you (Score:3 Normal)
Geaux_Blue
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Isn't it a perfect reference point?

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