Your least favorite Buckeye

Submitted by Butterfield on

If you are on MGoBlog, chances are you don't like many, if any, Buckeyes.  We all have that one guy who, more than the rest, powers the turbines of hatred we have for our OSU rivals. 

I nominate  LB Andy Katzenmoyer. 

As a freshman, Andy Katzenmoyer was the 90's version of James Laurinaitis, during a simpler time when Road Warrior Animal was the only member of the Laurinaitis clan you were familiar with. 

From a hype machine standpoint, he was AJ Hawk without the Brady Quinn's sister sideshow.   He started his first game as a true freshman, a fact that Brent Musberger wouldn't let you forget about over a three year period.   He was God's gift to football, a self absorbed prodigal son who would see his play decline in the years following his tremendous frosh season.  Everyone noticed he wasn't as good as his reputation- everyone except the media who decided to award him the Butkus Award and make him a 1st team All America his Junior season.  He would ride his undeserved reputation to becoming a 1st round pick of the pre-Belichek Patriots, for whom he would play less than 3 years and be universally accepted as an awful bust.

From an academic standpoint, he set the low standard to which Terrelle Pryor would eventually aspire.  It became common knowledge he was only able to stay eligible by taking "Golf" and was the beneficiary of having a very influential booster base who was adamant that academics would not interfere with OSUs on field success. 

After losing in his first two attempts to beat Michigan, his team got it done in his junior (and final) season, winning comfortably at the Horseshoe.  I was there, suffering with my fellow student road trippers just barely a year after we had stormed the field and celebrated with roses in our mouths and pepper spray in our eyes.  The face of 1996-1998 OSU football, Andy Katzenmoyer.  I don't like him.  Who don't you like?

BEAT OHIO

2timeloozer

November 21st, 2012 at 11:49 PM ^

Least hated: Antoine Winfield. Guy could flat out play and wore his helmet like the martian fellow from Bugs Bunny. The original Space Emperor of Space?

Most hated: David Boston. Loved it when Keith Jackson called him out in 97.

Hank Hill

November 22nd, 2012 at 4:49 AM ^

David Boston - 'Roided up ass-hat helped Woodson win the Heisman in a game that will forever be etched in my memory. Troy Smith - Wow, that guy owned The Game. Shawn Crable: Lay Up Please! Craig Krenzel - Nobody likes a ginger. Jim Tressel - His holier than thou appearance was shown to be a mere facade. Archie Griffin - Two Heisman's can't even make those threads look good. Earl Bruce - NEVER, and I mean NEVER trust a man with two first names. Which brings me to my next subject. Woody Hayes - Who has a nickname like Woody? Eddie George - Way to break your Heisman after getting outplayed by Biakabatuka. The Boren's - Like srsly? Buckeye Guy- In the same bucket as Cowboy Buckeye Guy, average Buckeye fan, Brutus Buckeye, Urban Meyer, G. Gordon Gee, and that guys head who dunked it one full of piss for tickets. *Disclaimer : Chris Speilman is almost on this list, but my love of the Lions and the way he played his ass off every play for them, will not allow full hatred status for him on my end. However, he is moving in that direction with his obvious Buckeye homerism on ESPN broadcasts,

A_Train32

November 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 AM ^

followed by Troy Smith, Chris Gamble, Terrell Pryor, William Bufford, Evan Turner is up there for that one fucking shot, AJ Hawk for sure, Shaizer is climbing the list rapidly, but mostly that fruitcake that wears the sweater vest....BEAT OHIO

U Fer M

November 22nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM ^

Every member of the 1973 team that tried to tear down the M Club banner. I hope there is a special place in hell, or a ring of Inferno reserved for those bastards. It was just a shame the game ended in a tie.