Your CFB Hate distribution

Submitted by blockm97 on

You've got 100% of your "CFB Hate" to disperse.  Who gets what percent?

For me.....

OSU:  92%

MSU 5%

Clemson 2%

Texas 1%

My disdain for OSU is unhealthy and unrelenting.  I refuse to draft Cleveland Browns in my FF league.  I won't pick a mid-major from Ohio during March Madness.  I loathed Lebron, then was "OK" with him and now dislike him again.  I think Matta looks like Gargamel from the Smurfs.  And my biggest UM pet peeve is when people debate.."What is UM's biggest game on the schedule?"

LBSS

July 7th, 2015 at 3:46 PM ^

Agree. By far the greatest omission in OP's hate distribution. I (a lifelong Duke fan, yes, yes, I will get the fuck out, just a minute)  would go with:

1. Ohio State

2. UNC

3. Notre Dame

4. Staee

5. UConn

6. Kentucky

 

Cali Wolverine

July 7th, 2015 at 3:17 PM ^

I suppose if I lived in Michigan, Sparty may be 25%, but in CA (aside from one unfortunate Rose Bowl appearance), Sparty fans don't move here in large numbers. General Disdain: Michigan State, UCLA, Notre Dame, Oregon, Texas, Tennessee, SEC fans, Wisconsin fans, Cal fans

2manylincs

July 7th, 2015 at 3:13 PM ^

Youll get pulled over just for having michigan plates on thanksgiving weekend.. I have been spit on just for having a um t shirt.. in january.. Ufer was wrong about 10000 grads and 75000 truck drivers. Its 10000 grads and 75000 sub human dirt bags. State is a picnic compared to ohio. State fans have a complex, but at least theyre human and its diagnosible.. 98 pct ohio. 1.5 pct state, .5 pct nd..

mgokev

July 7th, 2015 at 1:42 PM ^

My current CFB hate distribution is 100% toward Nike threads on the board.  I'm sure that'll change in the future to something more reasonable, like 70%.

CLord

July 7th, 2015 at 4:47 PM ^

Upvotes if I could.  

55% PSU

25% SEC

15% OSU

10% MSU

Pre-JoPa doing the bare minimum to protect at risk kids from unspeakable horror and the vocal PSU fanbase loving him all the same:

50% SEC

30% OSU

20% MSU

 

 

Yostbound and Down

July 7th, 2015 at 1:50 PM ^

OSU 50% (obvious)

MSU 30% (obvious, although certainly a higher percentage than even ten years ago)

PSU 10% (recent, almost entirely due to fans reaction to Paterno)

ND 5% (and dropping...will miss this rivalry a lot as I have many Irish fan friends)

Bama 1% (Saban)

Rutgers 1% (shouldn't be in our club)

Maryland 1% (see above) 

Florida State 1% (#FSUTwitter #TalkinBoutTheNoles)

Clemson 1% (Fuck Clemson)

Almost ranked: fuck App State forever, and Toledo as well (really any Ohio MAC schools besides Miami (OH))

 

Edit: This is just CFB right? Because for CBB, I'd have to put UK and Duke up there for sure, and I hate Sparty hoops more than OSU hoops.

DetroitBlue

July 7th, 2015 at 1:43 PM ^

Right now, I think Penn State is taking up about 50% of my college sports hate. Of course I also hate OSU, state and ND, but I genuinely wish pain and suffering on the vast majority of PSU fans at this point.



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Bambam

July 7th, 2015 at 1:45 PM ^

40% OSU
30% MSU
20% ND
10% Wiscy... I hate everything about Wisconsin. I think it stems from their Packers fans but has carried over to every Wisconsin sports team there is.

Naked Bootlegger

July 7th, 2015 at 3:40 PM ^

I live in Wisconsin.  I pay taxes in Wisconsin.  A few years ago, I had the opportunity to donate money on my state tax form to help fund Lambeau Field renovations.   I tried entering '-1.00' into TurboTax...it wouldn't let me.   I dislike Wisconsin sports in ways I can't sufficiently verbalize.   But it pales in my hatred toward OSU, MSU, and ND.

OSU 80%

MSU 10% (but trending higher)

ND 10%

 

MGoBlue22

July 7th, 2015 at 1:45 PM ^

MSU - 55% (because I didn't think it through before marrying my MSU grad wife and noticing her irrational desire to live in EL); and

OSU - 45% (because, amongst other things, their fans poop in coolers).

lbpeley

July 7th, 2015 at 2:41 PM ^

A few years ago it would have been OSU as the most hated. Now MSU and their fans are simply unbearable. They've been relevant for 5 years now and think they're CFB blue bloods. Fuck. Them. Running. I'd even put MSU at 60%, OSU 39%, ND at .5% and the SEC at .5%.

Big_H

July 7th, 2015 at 1:48 PM ^

Ohio State: 90%

 

Michigan State: 7%

 

Alabama: 2%

 

USC: 1%

 

And to Hell with Notre Dame (hate those bastards so much)