You stay classy Columbus
"For those who arrive on campus early, will there be enough toilets?
Ohio State hopes so and says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop."
WOW! I caught this on DeadSpin, but they reference this article.
http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2009/09…
September 15th, 2009 at 3:22 PM ^
"We don't poop in coolers."
September 17th, 2009 at 4:07 PM ^
Why not just modify an old classic on the street?
"Tressel drinks poop coolers"
September 15th, 2009 at 3:23 PM ^
worse than having to drop a deuce at a sporting event. I think I could hold it rather than crap in the cooler, but hey that's just me.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:24 PM ^
Was from the Columbus City official who said: "You either deal with the problem up front, or you deal with it later when it's ugly."
To which I would reply: "Um, taking a shit in a fucking cooler is pretty fucking ugly."
September 15th, 2009 at 3:30 PM ^
say to that is freaking sweet. I put that right up there with Douche in a can for men from Robot Chicken.
September 15th, 2009 at 4:00 PM ^
Stomach wrenching tailgaiting food $20
Case of the beast $15
Shitting in a cooler: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, being a dumbass Buckeye fan is one of them!
September 15th, 2009 at 5:34 PM ^
Shitting in a cooler: Priceless.
Negbanged for that? Wow. You must be bigger than life db.
September 15th, 2009 at 6:25 PM ^
But, I am going to now, DB!
September 15th, 2009 at 4:37 PM ^
Tickets to this game were going for thousands.
Thousands.
Thousands of Dollars.
$$$$$$
To see them lose again.
For the Daily Condom (I mean Trojan)
Field-level seating, available only in the long-sold out contest, starts at $1,000. Seats on the 50-yard line — only two are advertised for purchase — are being offered on resale site StubHub.com for no less than $5,000 apiece.
People had been talking about it for weeks, how expensive the tickets were.
September 15th, 2009 at 4:00 PM ^
I had to laugh out loud... to read the actual article makes it even better as you can see it in the context of what appears to be a normal bland article.
Great find.
September 15th, 2009 at 5:07 PM ^
That is hilarious. Thanks for the post.
September 15th, 2009 at 6:01 PM ^
laughing ... how do you end up pooping in a cooler? i dont understand
September 15th, 2009 at 7:06 PM ^
Any other University I would wonder the same thing....but this is tOSU.
September 15th, 2009 at 10:19 PM ^
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do buckeyes crap in a cooler?