You might be an MGoBlogger if...
In case the sports news is a bit slow today, here's a bit of humor (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) for your Saturday morning. I'm sure some of you creative posters out there will be able to come up with better ones than I have, but here's a few to get started.
You might be an MGoBlogger if...
*you read a news story about Michigan atheletics and realize you know 10x more about the subject that the reporter who's getting paid to know these things.
*your significant other suspects you of having an online affair because you're constantly slipping away to check the computer.
*you wake up late and hungover because your MGoBlog surfing of 15 minutes and a beer turned into 5 hours and a 12 pack.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:59 AM ^
the idea of THE PARTY ROOM fills you with revulsion instead of excitement
...up until I read this, "Party Room" meant the 4-man room at the end of the hallway in my WMU dorm 35 years ago. Now I'll never again think of things in those terms when I see the phrase "The Party Room".
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ponying up the 10K to get Brian at your kid's birthday party in a Terelle Pryor jersey.
March 31st, 2012 at 12:11 PM ^
single buddies describes the chick he picked up in the bar the other night and makes her sound like a supermodel, who loves cooking, watching sports and enjoys flacio and your instant married man response is:
Man, I give that four fakes out of five.....
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If you visit the site "mgoblog.com." At work. A lot more than you probably should.
March 31st, 2012 at 12:22 PM ^
Better yet, every time you hear footsteps towards your office you immediately press Alt+Tab out of habit.
like Alt+Tab.
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...you see a "Hello:" post and immediately think "Where's my Kate Upton?";
...you see Kate Upton and immediately think "wait... who committed?"
...you have ever completed a task at work and shouted "MUPPETS!!!"
...you have ever referred to Angry BLANK Hating God in a non-sports context
...you have ever said "I be like dang," or referenced Henri (the Otter of Ennui) or Perry (the Purdue ACL-ephant)
March 31st, 2012 at 12:29 PM ^
You might be an MGoBlogger if, when discussing MGoBlog with friends, they discover your username, and they respond with "Dude... that's YOU!?!?!?"
March 31st, 2012 at 12:38 PM ^
My wife overheard some people talking about MGoBlog and went and asked them if they know who "Misopogon" is, and one of them told her "His real name is Seth!"
every time you post anything in any thread on any topic (including the Moderator Sticky) you get negged. Oh wait, that's just me??
March 31st, 2012 at 12:32 PM ^
appeals to you because she has season tickets to the Big House and all you can think to tell her about is mgoblog.
March 31st, 2012 at 12:38 PM ^
You are more excited about a Brian Cook photobomb T-Shirt than any article of clothing you have had since elementary school...
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if you're slightly depressed on a Saturday because 4 more recruits haven't committed yet.
March 31st, 2012 at 12:42 PM ^
You know your GPA would be at least moderately better if not for taking the time to read every single post in a thread like this one
March 31st, 2012 at 12:45 PM ^
you start humming Sufjan Stevens' Seven Swans.
March 31st, 2012 at 12:50 PM ^
You are the recruiting ninja for your all of your friends/family going so far as to include YMRMFSPA (you may remember me from such players as)
... you have an unshakeable belief that the shotgun is forever the optimal formation for Denard Robinson.
... you cringe when someone tries to engage you on Rich Rodriguez.
you never get laid. I kid I kid... kinda
does ennui attract otters?
You get so into posting you don't notice you posted to the wrong thread.
I have done this more than once. I usually replace it with I CAN HAZ something or other so I don't get neg bombed.
I get more excited about the creativity of posters in a double-post than what they wanted to post in the first place.
It's been a long time since I've seen the Shredder post anything :(
If you are still concerned about the recruitment of players who have signed with other schools long ago.
I don't know what you're talking about.
BTW. Did anyone else here that Diggs is thinking about transferring to michigan?!
You put seat belts on your computer chair.
You start getting excited or depressed about a score in a sport you don't even care about because someone's posting about it.
We just walked in 3 straight runs after an hbp, as I read this thread.