Batman spotlight mounted on top of your house.
a terrible blight on our fine country
Batman spotlight mounted on top of your house.
Than to ask about bubble screens.
ponying up the 10K to get Brian at your kid's birthday party in a Terelle Pryor jersey.
single buddies describes the chick he picked up in the bar the other night and makes her sound like a supermodel, who loves cooking, watching sports and enjoys flacio and your instant married man response is:
Man, I give that four fakes out of five.....
Hahahah a love this one
You might be an MGoBlogger if after reading the site for two years you still don't understand what "Unverified Voracity" means and whether or not it's an actual person who is friends with "Friday Recruiting" and "Michigan Muesday".
even though you learn nothing new.
If you visit the site "mgoblog.com." At work. A lot more than you probably should.
Better yet, every time you hear footsteps towards your office you immediately press Alt+Tab out of habit.
When you defend your (seemingly obvious) reaction to a situation with "which, like, duh."
Your homepage is mgoblog.com
When mgoblog is down for maintenance, you take it out on your significant other...
...you see a "Hello:" post and immediately think "Where's my Kate Upton?";
...you see Kate Upton and immediately think "wait... who committed?"
...you have ever completed a task at work and shouted "MUPPETS!!!"
...you have ever referred to Angry BLANK Hating God in a non-sports context
...you have ever said "I be like dang," or referenced Henri (the Otter of Ennui) or Perry (the Purdue ACL-ephant)
You might be an MGoBlogger if, when discussing MGoBlog with friends, they discover your username, and they respond with "Dude... that's YOU!?!?!?"
That's happened to me before.
One time, a buddy told me he was on mgoblog a lot, I asked him his screenname and he said he never really posted. He asked me what mine was, and when I told him he replied with "Oh yeah, you're really on there a lot. Shit."
My wife overheard some people talking about MGoBlog and went and asked them if they know who "Misopogon" is, and one of them told her "His real name is Seth!"
every time you post anything in any thread on any topic (including the Moderator Sticky) you get negged. Oh wait, that's just me??
appeals to you because she has season tickets to the Big House and all you can think to tell her about is mgoblog.
You are more excited about a Brian Cook photobomb T-Shirt than any article of clothing you have had since elementary school...
While watching Michigan sporting events, you find yourself going crazy or laughing hysterically at something your "real life" friends find completely innocuous and benign. Then spend the next 2 hours trying to distinguish real life humor from Mgohumor before you dare to open your mouth.
if you're slightly depressed on a Saturday because 4 more recruits haven't committed yet.
You know your GPA would be at least moderately better if not for taking the time to read every single post in a thread like this one
you start humming Sufjan Stevens' Seven Swans.
You are the recruiting ninja for your all of your friends/family going so far as to include YMRMFSPA (you may remember me from such players as)
... you have an unshakeable belief that the shotgun is forever the optimal formation for Denard Robinson.
... you cringe when someone tries to engage you on Rich Rodriguez.
you never get laid. I kid I kid... kinda
does ennui attract otters?
you get additionally excited to go duece because you know youre about to fire up the mgoapp and the toilet.
I'm currently taking a dump at target in Chicago reading this thread. Serenity.
You get so into posting you don't notice you posted to the wrong thread.
I have done this more than once. I usually replace it with I CAN HAZ something or other so I don't get neg bombed.
I get more excited about the creativity of posters in a double-post than what they wanted to post in the first place.
This may not appeal to the newer members. You are moved by a piece of MSPaint art.
It's been a long time since I've seen the Shredder post anything :(
If you are still concerned about the recruitment of players who have signed with other schools long ago.
I don't know what you're talking about.
BTW. Did anyone else here that Diggs is thinking about transferring to michigan?!
You wake up in the middle of the night and grab your phone to go on mgoblog app to see if you missed a late night Hello post even though that never happens. You never know!!
You put seat belts on your computer chair.
You start getting excited or depressed about a score in a sport you don't even care about because someone's posting about it.
We just walked in 3 straight runs after an hbp, as I read this thread.
You meet a relative of your girlfriend who is a Ohio fan and he brings up a name of someone we just got a commitment from and you then go on to list every player we have received commitments from and explain our full depth chart for 2013 and 2014.
...the Free Press is dead to you.
...you have a twitter account exclusively to follow TomVH and Sam Webb (and a few other recruiting gurus not named Mike Farrell)
...you're at a party and still need to check MGoBlog "just in case".
...you plan "MGoBlog breaks" into your work
...you know Bolivian's weather this time of year. (It's supposedly really nice)
...you plan work breaks into your MGoBlog time.
Three Star Mafia.
Grit as a construct.
|Pos: S||Pos Rank: #124||Pos Rating:|
|Scout.com Player Evaluation:|
|Smart, heady, confident player who consistently puts himself in position to make plays. Has good closing speed and takes good angles in pursuit. In coverage, he shows good awareness and solid ball skills. He does not yet have ideal size and strength but is an excellent form tackler. His enthusiasm for the game is contagious and he's a true leader to his team mates. - Allen Trieu|
If you see 130 replies to a thread and you make yourself believe that what you had to say isn't that important, someone's probably already said it, and nobody will see the comment.