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March 31st, 2012 at 10:38 AM
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UMgradMSUdad
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You might be an MGoBlogger if...

In case the sports news is a bit slow today, here's a bit of humor (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) for your Saturday morning. I'm sure some of you creative posters out there will be able to come up with better ones than I have, but here's a few to get started.

You might be an MGoBlogger if...

*you read a news story about Michigan atheletics and realize you know 10x more about the subject that the reporter who's getting paid to know these things.

*your significant other suspects you of having an online affair because you're constantly slipping away to check the computer.

*you wake up late and hungover because your MGoBlog surfing of 15 minutes and a beer turned into 5 hours and a 12 pack.

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March 31st, 2012 at 10:40 AM | You can find the F5 key in (Score:5 Normal)
Lionsfan
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Joined: 06/03/2011
MGoPoints: 3908

You can find the F5 key in the dark in under 5 seconds

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

March 31st, 2012 at 10:41 AM | Five seconds? (Score:2 Normal)
victors2000
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Joined: 03/21/2009
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More like two

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell

March 31st, 2012 at 10:53 AM | lol, you guys measure it in (Score:5 Normal)
BlockM
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MGoPoints: 25314

lol, you guys measure it in seconds. That's cute.

@pnbloem | Ultra-MGoBoard

March 31st, 2012 at 11:30 AM | You still have an F5 key? (Score:5 Normal)
Michigan_Mike
Joined: 01/18/2009
MGoPoints: 960

You still have an F5 key? That's cute.

March 31st, 2012 at 10:45 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if... (Score:5 Normal)
OMG Shirtless
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Joined: 08/16/2009
MGoPoints: 1486

You could care less that your a pre-madonna, a moran, or a looser for all intensive purposes.

I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.

March 31st, 2012 at 10:55 AM | *intents and purposes (Score:-1 Overrated)
March 31st, 2012 at 10:57 AM | the joke... (Score:5 Normal)
uniqenam
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Joined: 07/20/2009
MGoPoints: 2397

...you missed it.

I miss King of Belch.

March 31st, 2012 at 11:34 AM | Dear Mr. Hoke-ish (Score:2 Normal)
LB
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MGoPoints: 5074

Wow. I feel bad for you that you were not able to laugh this morning when you read that post due to your own mis-understanding. Please study. That is all.

Oh, and don't be a dutch man.

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

March 31st, 2012 at 11:41 AM | Don't be a Dutch man??? What (Score:3 Normal)
trueblueintexas
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Joined: 11/10/2008
MGoPoints: 1264

Don't be a Dutch man??? What do you mean by that? I'm offended. You're a racist.

Yes /s

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

March 31st, 2012 at 11:05 PM | You decide to forgo the /s (Score:4 Normal)
M-Dog
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MGoPoints: 6368

You decide to forgo the /s because there is no way anybody could not possibly see the obvious satire, no way, no how, just ain't gonna happen.

You're wrong of course.

M'Dog

March 31st, 2012 at 10:58 AM | to, two, too (Score:3 Normal)
WFBlue
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Joined: 10/03/2010
MGoPoints: 1769

their, there, they're, your,  you're, ...............

 
 

Time is working funny again. Greg Mattison has a phonebooth time machine he sent the secondary back to Charles Woodson's childhood in; they have emerged with ZZ Top beards, children, and skills.-BC

March 31st, 2012 at 11:33 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if (Score:3 Normal)
LB
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Joined: 09/26/2009
MGoPoints: 5074

you read the post by OMG Shirtless and LOL'd.

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

March 31st, 2012 at 10:49 AM | You Might Be An MGoBlogger If... (Score:5 Normal)
LSAClassOf2000
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Joined: 01/07/2011
MGoPoints: 8748

....you immediately think about recruiting whenever someone near you uses the word "tremendous". 

....the "What Are You Drinking?" threads remind you that you wanted a drink anyway. 

 

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

March 31st, 2012 at 10:49 AM | If you don't want to be sent (Score:2 Normal)
bluenyc
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MGoPoints: 7029

If you don't want to be sent to la Paz fit a long stay

March 31st, 2012 at 10:53 AM | Celebrities (Score:5 Normal)
Raback Omaba
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Joined: 03/07/2009
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You are as starstruck when you see Lloyd Brady or Mitch McGary Picture Guy as if you were to see someone like Charlie Sheen etc.

March 31st, 2012 at 10:53 AM | If you respond to this post (Score:5 Normal)
Michigan Moonman
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Joined: 02/04/2011
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so that someday you can get to 100 points and be able to start your own thread.

If we're going to have war, let it begin on Canham's carpet. Bob Ufer

March 31st, 2012 at 12:06 PM | Keep fighting man.    ..if (Score:4 Normal)
BlueReign
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MGoPoints: 301

Keep fighting man. 

 

..if you know more names of next years recruits than most people know of their teams starters.

March 31st, 2012 at 10:54 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if... (Score:4 Normal)
ChopBlock
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Joined: 12/11/2011
MGoPoints: 1502

You're used the phrase "BKFinest it" in real life

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

March 31st, 2012 at 3:14 PM | This.  Times 10.  Especially (Score:2 Normal)
The Wolf
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This.  Times 10.  Especially when in mixed company of MGoBloggers and non-MGoBloggers.

The spirit of liberty is the spirit which is not too sure that it is right.

March 31st, 2012 at 10:55 AM | You yell "Tacopants!" when a (Score:5 Normal)
Nick Sparks
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Joined: 06/15/2009
MGoPoints: 314

You yell "Tacopants!" when a pass sails over a receiver's head

You give detailed backgrounds on ever player who checks in and out of the game... leaving other people at the bar to wonder what's wrong with you

sparksofattraction.com

March 31st, 2012 at 11:00 AM | You've both wanted to punch (Score:5 Normal)
Nick Sparks
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You've both wanted to punch Magnus, and greatly appreciated the insight he's provided... at the same time

sparksofattraction.com

March 31st, 2012 at 11:10 AM | my feelings exactly. (Score:4 Normal)
maizedandconfused
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Joined: 01/14/2010
MGoPoints: 4200

On the fifth night—possibly the sixth—a breeze arose.
It was cool and dewy.

March 31st, 2012 at 11:02 AM | You peed yourself when you (Score:5 Normal)
Nick Sparks
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Joined: 06/15/2009
MGoPoints: 314

You peed yourself when you saw Brian in public... tried to tell him you really appreciated his work, but instead just haplessly giggled like a schoolgirl.

sparksofattraction.com

March 31st, 2012 at 10:56 AM | If you immediately think of Tom VH (Score:5 Normal)
Michigan Moonman
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when you see the Batman logo.  One more point...

If we're going to have war, let it begin on Canham's carpet. Bob Ufer

March 31st, 2012 at 10:56 AM | if (Score:4 Normal)
wigeon
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Joined: 07/05/2008
MGoPoints: 2747

you randomly blurt out "Tool is coming to the Palace". 

 

Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik

March 31st, 2012 at 12:30 PM | If... (Score:5 Normal)
ypsituckyboy
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Joined: 06/22/2009
MGoPoints: 1462

If you decided to take your family to Deerfield Beach, Florida, for family vacation.

March 31st, 2012 at 10:56 AM | Everytime you see (Score:5 Normal)
UMSwoosh
Joined: 12/03/2008
MGoPoints: 109

The Brady Bunch, it reminds you of Lloyd Brady.

March 31st, 2012 at 11:01 AM | You don't get excited about a (Score:5 Normal)
The2nd_JEH
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Joined: 06/11/2010
MGoPoints: 390

You don't get excited about a new commit because you expect another one within 32 minutes

HEY! You there!

March 31st, 2012 at 10:58 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if... (Score:4 Normal)
ChopBlock
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Joined: 12/11/2011
MGoPoints: 1502

You refer to residents of Dayton as "Hell people in Ohio"

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

March 31st, 2012 at 10:59 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if... (Score:5 Normal)
ChiBlueBoy
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A cute girl at a bar says "Hello" and you wonder who's going to commit at the Spring scrimmage.

"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."

March 31st, 2012 at 11:12 AM | when your wife tells the (Score:5 Normal)
donk_destroyer
Joined: 08/13/2011
MGoPoints: 188

when your wife tells the family to "buckle up"...it moves

They do the talkin...I do the walkin.

-Charles Woodson

March 31st, 2012 at 11:00 AM | whenever you see someone point (Score:2)
WFBlue
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Joined: 10/03/2010
MGoPoints: 1769

you think of you know who.

 
 

Time is working funny again. Greg Mattison has a phonebooth time machine he sent the secondary back to Charles Woodson's childhood in; they have emerged with ZZ Top beards, children, and skills.-BC

March 31st, 2012 at 11:02 AM | or (Score:5 Normal)
WFBlue
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Joined: 10/03/2010
MGoPoints: 1769

 
 

Time is working funny again. Greg Mattison has a phonebooth time machine he sent the secondary back to Charles Woodson's childhood in; they have emerged with ZZ Top beards, children, and skills.-BC

March 31st, 2012 at 11:03 AM | When you have to hide what you know (Score:5 Normal)
funandgun
Joined: 09/27/2010
MGoPoints: 87

You are watching a game and people make incorrect statements regarding Michigan sports....sometimes you bite your tongue and just go with it so people don't ask how and why you know so, so much about all things Michigan. 

OR you find yourself right by a Michigan recruit like I did last week.  I sat right behind Taco's bench and he was walking towards me.  I was really, really tempted to stand up and do the pose that he made with Shane Morris in that picture that is always posted.  I then thought to myself....I am a grown man and this is ridiculous.  I am pretty sure he would have laughed, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. 

"You have to beat the best to be the best"

March 31st, 2012 at 11:04 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if... (Score:5 Normal)
Charlie Chunk
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Joined: 05/02/2011
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You finish telling a story and expect a "Cool story, bro" response.

 

Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.  -Satchel Paige

April 6th, 2012 at 9:47 AM | tl;dr (Score:2 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 19415

Or you respond to long emails from your family members simply with a "tl;dr" regardless of their content.

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

March 31st, 2012 at 11:05 AM | You miss the old point system (Score:5 Normal)
mGrowOld
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You miss the old point system and know that both pos and neg-bangs have no sexual overtones whatsoever.

 

 

March 31st, 2012 at 1:33 PM | amen. (Score:3 Normal)
clarkiefromcanada
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Joined: 11/21/2008
MGoPoints: 13008

...you can also reference to "the Haloscan era"

If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone

March 31st, 2012 at 3:11 PM | oh Haloscan.  it was the best (Score:3 Normal)
colin
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MGoPoints: 1338

oh Haloscan.  it was the best of times.  it was the worst of times.

...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.

March 31st, 2012 at 11:07 AM | Your girlfriend gets pissed (Score:5 Normal)
j5aown
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Joined: 06/23/2011
MGoPoints: 53

Your girlfriend gets pissed at you for checking the MGoApp while out to dinner...

I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober.

March 31st, 2012 at 11:56 AM | My wife yells at me for (Score:5 Normal)
BostonWolverine
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My wife yells at me for hogging the MGoApp.

March 31st, 2012 at 12:41 PM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
thisisme08
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Joined: 12/02/2008
MGoPoints: 1462

Blue is Faster

March 31st, 2012 at 9:29 PM | I don't have a smartphone, (Score:4 Normal)
I Bleed Maize N Blue
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Joined: 09/27/2008
MGoPoints: 4864

I don't have a smartphone, but whenver I see that AT&T commercial, I substitute "mgoblog" in her line:

Did you just check mgoblog on your phone?

Michigan Resurgent?  Michigan Resurgent!

The beatings will continue until the uniforms improve!

March 31st, 2012 at 11:07 AM | You regularly. (Score:5 Normal)
maizedandconfused
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Joined: 01/14/2010
MGoPoints: 4200

call our president Raback Omaba.. with a tinge of disdain

scream out "MUPPETS!" in real life when minor things go your way... like finding bacon half price.

 

On the fifth night—possibly the sixth—a breeze arose.
It was cool and dewy.

March 31st, 2012 at 11:08 AM | when nothing is news to you. (Score:5 Normal)
donk_destroyer
Joined: 08/13/2011
MGoPoints: 188

when nothing is news to you. when all other media outlets and paid recruiting sites are just excersises in discovering where the information u already possess came from.

They do the talkin...I do the walkin.

-Charles Woodson

March 31st, 2012 at 11:19 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if... (Score:5 Normal)
ST3
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MGoPoints: 2187

... you spend hours debating whether or not a post is "diary worthy" or merely just board material, when in reality, aren't they really pretty much the same thing?

...before posting, you ask yourself, is this safe for Mrs StephenRKass?

... you understand the significance of Michigan jerseys selling in Ohio.

... you know who Mike Jones is.

... you know who Ohio is, and who OHIO is, and what (NTM) means.

... you bought a "Cue the Muppets" t-shirt.

... you mumble to yourself, "Space, bitches, space," whenever UofM is mentioned positively in the media.

March 31st, 2012 at 11:26 AM | nailed it (Score:2)
WFBlue
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MGoPoints: 1769

..

 
 

Time is working funny again. Greg Mattison has a phonebooth time machine he sent the secondary back to Charles Woodson's childhood in; they have emerged with ZZ Top beards, children, and skills.-BC

March 31st, 2012 at 11:32 AM | You might be an MGoBlogger if... (Score:3 Normal)
ST3
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MGoPoints: 2187

... you are still eagerly awaiting the Sugar Bowl UFR.

... you scan the crowd shots for Lloyd Brady, Facepalm Guy, and Denard.

... you WANT MOAR BUBBLE SCREENZ!

... you wait until Brian posts something before forming your own opinion. (J/K)

 

March 31st, 2012 at 11:28 AM | I always thought it was the (Score:5 Normal)
Nick Sparks
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Joined: 06/15/2009
MGoPoints: 314

I always thought it was the presence or lack of a chart(?) that determined diary-worthiness.

On that note, you might be an mgoblogger if you've actually said "Chart? Chart" in real life.

sparksofattraction.com

March 31st, 2012 at 11:37 AM | You might be a mgoblogger if (Score:3 Normal)
trueblueintexas
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Joined: 11/10/2008
MGoPoints: 1264

You might be a mgoblogger if your natural reaction to hearing the word ohio is to respond, cooler poopers.

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

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