You don't stay with a shitty girlfriend just because you've been with her for 3 years. You can complete the analogy on your own.
alternate headline: man does job
Why is this guy able to start posts with negative whatever points... it is total bs, just look at his ID, he is spamming cause he probably has never had a girlfriend and has nothing better to do.
He is in the negative because of the negbombs taking place from his recent comments. Maybe he shouldn't stay with his "shitty girlfriend of a team" after the last 3 years we have witnessed. That seems like the analogy he is trying to make. Comments like this aren't helping anything. Have fun jumping off of the bandwagon. Not sure we want you back on it when it turns around.
Me?? What did I do, I am all in (ok, annoyed at the defensive performance, not the players,, but still all in).
At least we can RAWK while we drown!
How were you able to post?Did you start today with over 100 points?
Say good-night Gracie.
Go back to columbus
It'd be a sin of me to delete something so ripe for TWIS. At least for now.
Make sure you tell GeauxBlue, that's guy's always ruining the fun around here...
Let the amusement ensue. I'll check back in a few hours.
What the hell would you know about girlfriends?
Cut it out helloheisman.com. Quit forming your own opinions, don't you know that they're not wanted here.
I will clue you in. It's good news, for once in your life you are doing something really well. You are racking up negs like it's your job.
You upvote him, then talk crap? interesting winterblue75
She is slowly being better at being your girlfriend, but still can't compete with the other girls available? Also, its not her fault, she is young, and has had injuries. And your ex-girlfriend left with everything . Aren't those good excuses? I hear them all the time so they must be.
This is a great comparison my friend! Can't believe you haven't received more up votes.
I hate so much about the way you choose to be.
I stayed with your mom for 3 years.
You also don't pay a girl several million dollars for years with the knowledge that it will take time to rebuild. I'd say this is a pretty dumb analogy. Not 100% stupid but maybe like 95% or so just nonsensical. Coaching a division 1 football team is really nothing at all like dating a girl.
Anyways, Go Blue.
you don't have to pay women to get them to date you?
or this this just a very poor analogy?
He loves Rodriguez. It all makes sense once you realize the reason you'd stay with this girl is that she's got some serious skills and a rich daddy and it'll all pay off in the future. (Also, it'll pay off now.)
We get it: FIRE DICK ROD
What are you gonna do to make the program better now?
Worst analogy ever.
So if a girlfriend wins games you keep her? I need to find me a brut softball man-woman.
You stay with her because the sex is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.
Has anyone told you that you are pure genius?
At this point I don't give a damn about how potent the offense is, we just need to do SOMETHING on defense. Get 'em older, get better coaches, whatever. do it. I think we can all agree that no way in hell we'll ever sniff another BT title without a good defense.
I agree we won't get a conference title until the defense gets better. Not necessarily a new coach. I can't believe how refreshing it is when people aren't dumb. +1 btw
Yup. 28 points should be enough to beat most B10 teams. And we did that in one half.
The time machine will be complete any day now. And then, our freshman defenders will be seniors with three years of eligibility still ahead of them! Muahahaha!
Agree, as long as the girlfriend mentioned is Greg Robinson, and yes, only two years. Also, you've been cheating on Greg with Rich Rod, who you're about to dump Greg for.
What I wrote from an earlier post:
Agree 1000000000000000000%. I'm all in for Michigan, and Rich. But Greg Robinson needs to go (I keep saying this, and this board keeps giving me negs). There are plenty of defensive coordinators out there who could at least get us to tackle properly. I love our players, and fuck Spielman. He said we have no talent on the defensive side of the ball. We have been recruiting fine on that side of the ball. There is no reason why Wisconsin, who we definitely out-recruit on that side of the ball should have an incredible defense, and ours should be so poor. Granted they have experience, but our youthful talent was definitely capable of a middling defense this year, if it weren't for Greg Robinson.
Our offense will keep rolling next year. Bring a new D-Coordinator who can teach discipline and fundamentals, and we'll have a shot at the Big Ten Title. I swear to all of you there is no need to worry about a defensive scheme change. Defense has always been about discipline, tackling, pursuit angles, and aggresiveness. I played LB on two state title teams, and trust me we weren't running crazy schemes.
I'm proud of the heart we played with today. We could have easily came out and quit in the second half. Go Blue, Go Brandon, Go Rich, Go Team! We're on the right path!
You get negged because nobody wants to hear about firing greg anymore you douche, tell us something we dont know!
We lost to a more experienced, veteran team. Deal with it. Good things are coming with this staff.
I'm an ass man anyway. Could care less about her chest.
Boobs always get droopy. You can keep an ass in shape.
I hear there are now butt implants, so just take the analogy and switch it around.
True that, but that's what a wonderbra is for. Some girls I've talked to even think it's false advertising, but I don't care.
Good , I shall take your advice and move forward in my quest for success.
So basically, Ines Sainz, minus the boobs.
This is insightful.
You should be king of the internets.
It depends on what she looks like. The spread offense is pretty damn hot.
Good girlfriends wouldn't have left an idiot like you.
is so interesting.
A two-line smart ass comment should never be made into it's own thread son. Have whatever opinion you want to have, but drop the two-line BS into one of the 8 million threads on this topic already in existance (or wait for the 2 million sure to be posted in the next 2 days :) ).
HAHAHA I GET IT! The analogy ends with you getting negbombed back to 1940.
plays wide receiver, goes for the deep long ball, catches all of them down the hatch without flinching! If that happens within three years, she's a player, takes one for the team so keep her!
I'd rather have a tight end that's good with her hands.
Man, but when she's on, she's really fucking on!!!
You wouldn't break up with a girlfriend of 3 years due to youth, either. What's your point?
Still think Dan Mullen is the solution.
If she's morally casual, I'll probably keep a shitty girlfriend around for awhile. Just to see where it takes me.
And if Harbaugh isn't hired you just leave for good.
BlockM, you favor firing RichRod?
Not at all. I don't think he's getting fired, so I don't think Harbaugh is coming in.
Misread the Fired vs. Hired, my bad. +1, sir.
You didn't misread it. It said "fired" at first because of a typo. I fixed it. +1 to you as well!
+1 to both of you!!!
We lost and your name in it has a reference to Notre Dame's home town. We hate Notre Dame. String him up boys! *rabble rabble*
(There's no justice like mob justice.)
I'm actually kind of shocked we're not on posting restricted by points yet.
And to you too, and you, and you.
The team, the team, the team.
Fuck you, you fucking pathetic piece of shit.
Bo is going to haunt you.
so I'll just say "FUCK YOU" again. That is all.
No, because I'll support and cheer for whoever is coaching Michigan football because they are the head coach.
We could hire Charles Rogers to be our next coach and I would hope we won every game.
Question: How can a guy with -41 points start a thread?
He had 300ish when it started. I'm assuming a mod took a large chunk of those.
Thats funny, i was wondering same thing
Point of odor, Lisa smells!
But seriously, he had enough to start the thread, then got negged to hell.
What if you know that she's an engineering student and that once she graduates and discovers the miracle of proactiv she'll be both gorgeous and profitable?
Your rivals are jealous because they're dating sixes that will always be sixes, while you've got a five that will be a ten in a year or two.
I would spend energy trying to figure out how you've come up with such an inept analogy, but I already used it up hoping you'd die in a grease fire.
Dave brandon will make the right decison whatever the hell it is.
too. There's a certain Buddhist elegance to the way you put it that--I can only speak for myself--has opened my eyes in an almost miraculous way.
If Rich Rod were fired who would you want as next coach?
should be coming open after the FBI is done in Auburn, AL.
Dan Mullen. Shouldn't you be preparing for Arkansas instead of on Mgoblog, lobbying for RR to be fired so you can take over?
In a lot of cases, you actually do. That's called inertia. See, if you spend three years with a bad partner, it's probable that you don't have better options. Otherwise, you would have broken up a long time ago to pursue one of those options. Weighed against the alternative (not having anyone), even a bad relationship becomes has long-term viability if it has already lasted three years.
This is a weird place to go for relationship advice, though. Maybe you should talk to a friend, or somebody else who actually cares.
generally don't date 22 muscular guys at one time, and spend three hours with (all of) them on saturdays.
See what I did there?
I really dont know where all this shit is coming from. We lost a game most people expected us to lose. Get over it. We have made progress in every year under RR and we will continue to do so. I hope that when RR wins 9-10 games next year I run across you in person so I can punch you right in the nose.
Yes plenty. They were negged into oblivion. Were you on the board at all after those games? See there are people that, no matter what happens, will never be happy with RR being our coach.
Let's see how many other inept analogies we can think of.
I'll start: you don't keep sticking a fork in a light socket when it electrocutes you each time.
seen. You would actually stay with a shitty girlfriend for three years? That's just down right stupid, especially considering you knew she was shitty after the first date. I can only imagine she lasted that long because as some point she evolved from a no sucky into a guzzler and the satisfaction, albeit temporary, caused you to keep toting that sack of excrement.
Then again, maybe by shitty, you meant she started out as a 3. But if she evolved into an 7 with pretty clear indicatuions she would ultimately end upa10, I imagine sticking w/her wasn't difficult at all.
Furthermore if she had proven to be a k knob with her previous beau, maybe the fault didn't lie with the girl but with the guy she had to work with. Maybe he finally grouped his shit, but still lacked the capacity to carry it.
Rip him all you want for the analogy. But since it his thread, let's go with it.
If your current girlfriend doesn't give you 100% confidence for the future, but you think it could work out if there is improvement and there is evidence of continuous improvement, you stick with her. Say in this case, the decision maker(s) see Harbaugh as a step up and that he might be the big prize. Yet they also like Rich.
If you are not 100% comfortable about where this will land with your current girlfriend, you are a fool to not see if there is possibilty that the big prize is available. You do it quietly. Ask someone who knows someone in passing or however it is done.
You do this knowing that changing means starting over in some ways and you'll have to go through all the tedious dating and courtship conventions once again. You do it anyways if you know what a great fit it would be. You give up the current unknown thing for a shot at something better.
The question is whether the people in charge see Harbaugh as the big prize worth a very quiet inquiry. Probably not. But maybe they do.
Point of the original analogy that I have made even worse:
To say that the current girlfriend's status should depend somewhat on the possible availability of the next girl, is perfectly reasonable under the circumstances. If anyone thinks that isn't reasonable, they aren't watching what Harbaugh has done at Stanford.
If he would come to Michigan, you should look real serious at bringing him to Michigan and you live with whatever you lose by abandoning the current direction. If not, you stick with the current direction.
I married that bitch.
But she looks like this:
You give her some time to work through her shit. Because you aren't gonna find anyone hotter in the short term, she's already fun to look at, and she's probably gonna let you do some really fun stuff if you stick around for a while.
Onto that picture, I think that will convince the skeptics.
women with a good offense and poor defense !!
The "shitty girlfriend" analogy doesn't quite work, but I understand the frustration. It hasn't been an easy three years. Even with injuries and Lloyd's so called "bare cupboard," this defense is about as bad as it gets.
Recruiting and talent aside, can we emphasize fundamentals? Tackling well and taking the right angle are critical pieces to any defense. We are failing miserably in this department and it's not simply a talent issue.
1. You don't judge progress by one game, but the O put up 28 in one half on a decent offense.
2. We were in those games into the 4th quarter.
3. In the next two years.
The gf is knocked up now, and we'll be having a shotgun wedding. We will be together for a long, long time! Something you will be very happy about in the future. Your ugly Betty is going to look hot in a few years. Hot enough to take to the BCS championship bowl!
I'd like to preface this with an educated assumption: WTF would you know about having a girlfriend?
Anyhow, here's how I'll complete it:
My old girlfriend was great -- she really was. She was steady, always there for me, the sex was really good. Shit, one year with her was the best fucking year I've ever had in a relationship. We spent new year's day in SoCal that year, and it was magical (our subsequent trips to SoCal were often very shitty). All in all, I was very happy. But we were together for a long time, and towards the end it started to get stale. I was growing, and she wasn't growing with me. And the sex...it was so...predictable. We'd be lying in bed, and she'd just kind of shift to the left, and then I knew exactly what was coming: handjob. So, after a very long and fruitful relationship, I decided that it was time to part ways (she liked to say that it was mutual).
It wasn't easy at first to find a new girlfriend. I was naturally attracted to girls that were like my ex, but for some reason I kept getting turned down. Then, I found her. Sure, she was a little blue-collar and rough around the edges -- but god damn, she was into some freaky, exciting shit. Her lady parts were magical, and her specialty was a move called "the spread" -- which is something I'd never ever experienced. Unfortunately, my family and friends weren't so quick to embrace my new girlfriend. They thought I should be with someone more my speed -- but I think they were just afraid of change. My ex girlfriend even stopped by to punch my new girlfriend right in the face. That left quite the bruise.
Well, almost immediately after becoming my girlfriend, she started to get really fat. I mean really grotesquely fat and disgusting -- and she still had that bruise on her face. I can't really blame it all on her though -- I think it was a combination of a lot of unfortunate things that were out of her control which led to this newfound obesity. Sure, in hindsight she could have done some things better to keep the pounds off -- but in these years, I actually discovered that she was a really good person, which made me more forgiving.
So, I stuck with her -- and the first 2 years were crappy. Really, really crappy. But this year she started going on a diet, and while she certainly still has some pounds to lose, I'm starting to see the girl I fell in love with again. At this pace, by next year, she's going to be one of the hottest girls in the neighborhood. And in 2 years -- maybe the hottest girl in the country. I'm fucking serious. And through it all, she'll always be into that freaky, nasty, exciting shit, if you know what i mean. ;)
Side note: There's this other pretty hot girl who most of my family loves, and might be into me -- but I think she wants to go to the NFL.
Just plain awesome
You don't stay with a shitty Mgoposter . . .
just because he's been active on your site since June 30, 2008.
Man, I don't know how Brian does it. I'm just glad Michigan Football's future is in Dave Brandon's hands, and not yours.