Yo Brian

This might just be one of the most hilarious threads ever...

Pro Tip for the OP: Shut the fuck up.  This isn't your website.

He's an angry drunk. I like that kind.

I mean maybe something like this.

If you dont like me fire, then dont come around.  We dont come here for the cheerleading after all.

... how has this not been deleted yet?

I mean anything but the Smiths. Makes me want to sit in my garage with the car running

Anything, something more snappy. Even if its hillbilly rock

Wait, wut? We're not talking about music of choice for the  blog? This is about he banner? Whats wrong with the banner. I figured somebody finally won the contest. Kinda creative. Brady should be green, though. You wont like him when he's ANGAR. More reason to stop with the Smiths. Who knows what mood that will set off

WHO SAID THAT!!!!!!!

Besides, this is a Brian Cook joint. That banner stands forever long he wants. ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT WANT TOMVH TO HOLD YOU!!!!!

WHO SAID THAT!!!!

.....yea it needs to change.

SRSLY?!

I do agree that the banner needs to be changed. Not quite sure if this is the best  way to go about it, though......

Wow....good morning to you. Looks like you boys had quite the night raging over such important topics as the banner design.

Now...go get some sleep cause later today we're gonna need to decide on some really important issues like Hoke's DC...the strength of our recruiting class and what's going on with the BBall team.

I say we at least have a shadowy outline or two in the revised banner to symbolize our anticipation of a defensive coaching staff. That's my only suggestion.

Brian is a busy guy who enjoys taking the weekends off. Chill out

Yeah, I do my best creative writing drunk and in front of the computer, missed my window of opportunity last night though yesterday, had to go to a thing at the  high school, no booze there. Have to make up for it today. What was this about? Why did I read this to the end and decide to post anyway? Why am I asking myself questions?

...a new banner would be good for the soul...

To finally make the switch over to one of the new banner designs. Although, I will miss the "I can haz hoke?" and "Hold me TomVH" kitty.

Keeping the banner the same is almost like a kid still pouting in his room.

And yes, I am sober. 

I think he should be replaced by a ham sandwich.

I agree that it's childish. It also pessimistic, condescending, and filled with DOOM. Here's the thing. Recruits who are deciding whether or not to come to Michigan are free to look at this site. Players currently on the team know that Brian is not supporting them. Coach Hoke knows that Brian doesn't like him and he probably won't come back. I'm not saying that the recruits willl make a decision based on it, but it can't help.

Speaking inteligently about the hire is one thing. Crying over and over again about how RR was treated vs. Hoke, or how RR shouldn't have been fired is whining.  I think we should put together a team of monkeys to create an alternate site for people who don't want to see this bullshit until it is changed.

You guys provided me with entertainment while I was up all night with my newborn son.

Last time I checked this is still Brian's site and if he wants to put up a banner showing gay monkee sex with recognizeable religious and political figures watching he can.  It's his site, it's his banner and they are his rules.

We need an updated version of ANGAR whose rage is directed at Brian.

This thread was hilarious. Also, if Brian wants to put up a banner with Hoke's face and a surveyor's symbol, that's his god damn right. Now if something awful happens he'll have to deal with a shitstorm and we're all welcome not to come, but it's his god damn right.

As for the "whiny-ass-rhetoric," I think Brian has told you what he thinks, which is mostly FOAD.

Just curious.

So what exactly is wrong with Brian's banner?  I think it's nice.

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