Wyatt Shallman Gets A Kangaroo
One year after crowdsourcing Twitter for a name for his ferret, Wyatt Shallman is now the owner of a pet more obscure than Taylor Lewan and Graham Glasgow's pig.
Go big or go home.... New member of 1401 south state #kangaroo #imnotevenjoking
A photo posted by Wyatt Shallman (@thepeoplesrepublicofshallman) on Jun 25, 2015 at 3:58pm PDT
I get called a monkey all the time.
I'm not going to say this is a bad idea... so far.
How long before one of the players (or Harbaugh) buys a wolverine?
I was at the zoo, and the wolverine just stared deep into my soul. You could tell he wanted to eat me.
(showing my age here)
and Mr. Green Jeans!
They hid last time I was there. Was super bummed.
You could tell they were basically wired as a biological cruise missile and I'd activated its targeting computer.
I don't care the length, I want the over.
You know, it is a Modern World and all.
Signing Day... can be a very dangerous day.
Wyatt can take it to the weight room at least.
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Ummm I would hope that is a Wallaby... not a Kangaroo or else Animal Control is going to have a field day...
And.... poor Wallaby... just another animal a college kid thinks he/she can raise.... only to be left abandoned.
Harbaughlaby
On the MGoBoard list of threads, I noticed:
"Suitable hs grad gift?"
This is followed two entires later by "Wyatt Shallman Get a Kangaroo."
It won't be long before somebody puts two and two together and shows up at the open house with a REALLY interesting present!
to put him in which would make him "suitable" right? I think for graduation a tux would show more class though.
Better Watch Its Feed, 'Cause They're A Dangerous Breed
He really missed a good opportunity to make a joey joke. #notevenjoey-king
Not to be a huge buzzkill, but I would so much rather read that Wyatt Shallman was logging more hours on his offseason football program and his academics than anyone else, and was aspiring to become a zoologist when his football days are done.
http://exoticpets.about.com/od/Wallabies-Wallaroos/a/Pet-Wallabies.htm
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What a dumb idea. Focus on classes and football, not on how to raise odd pets. Something will suffer, and my bet is that it will be the animal.
How do I "potty" my joey?
Joeys are normally stimulated to defecate and urinate by mum's licking. To duplicate this action, gently tap or stroke the genital area of the joey with a tissue or warm, damp washcloth after each feeding and upon his awaking from a nap. Continue to stimulate your joey until he stops urinating and defecating. This may take a couple of minutes since he urinates in spurts rather than in a steady stream. Failure to stimulate may lead to urinary tract/kidney and bowel disease.
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Still the class clown. Wouldn't mind seeing Shallman pushed out and Pipkins brought back.