Wyatt Shallman Gets A Kangaroo
One year after crowdsourcing Twitter for a name for his ferret, Wyatt Shallman is now the owner of a pet more obscure than Taylor Lewan and Graham Glasgow's pig.
Go big or go home.... New member of 1401 south state #kangaroo #imnotevenjoking
A photo posted by Wyatt Shallman (@thepeoplesrepublicofshallman) on Jun 25, 2015 at 3:58pm PDT
I bet 1401 South State smells, um, interesting.
It might not be too bad if he keeps it outback.
I see what you did there
Everybody did, you ain't special
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I gotta admit, that was a pretty good line.
Frankenstien never scared me....but marsupials do.
FAST
Where exactly do you buy a Kangaroo and is it legal to own a Kangaroo?
easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission
teaching, the school brought in the "Critter Guy". He had a kangaroo and said that he spends 4 hours a day on upkeep for his kangaroo alone. Good luck to the kid. ...but maybe there are better places for Roo... But how cool would it be to put boxing gloves on the lil muh fucka!?
"Critter Guy" in all likelihood was my dad. There are not many people in that line of business.
and is in the Ann Arbor area? If so, your probable father is a very nice man!
I think it's a wallaby. And yeah, it's legal to own them. My parents owned one. But they also traveled to schools to teach animal science programs. M childhood was certainly unique. We had all sorts of crazy animals, and they were all housed on our property.
One of my chores growing up was to feed a Patagonian Cavy.
Our wallaby was pretty cool. It's comparable to a dog in personality.
...you can't get a kangaroo in the U.S. without a permit.
coldnjl....mature decision or immature decision to purchase a wallaby as a college student and college athlete? I don't want to make assumptions here, as I have never personally owned a marsupial, and don't know from personal experience like owning a boa constrictor?
Yes it is definitely a Wallaby.
Had to google Patagonian Cavy, but glad that I did. One of the strangest animals I have seen. Strange from the standpoint that it looks like four different animals rolled into one.
Harbaugh.
I'm not sure if thats legal but I know there is a place in Ann Arbor that houses a lot of animals that college kids buy and then realize they can't take care of. They have wallabys, sloths, snakes, etc. I hope Wyatt got a manual for the Kangaroo.
Is this what you are talking about?
http://www.covidien.com/imageServer.aspx?contentID=35727&contenttype=ap…
expected result: clicking save posts once
actual result: click save posts twice, or sometimes more
steps to recreate:
1). google "kangaroo owner's manual"
2). glance through page to find best suited page
3). give up after 20 seconds and take the first .pdf that might work
4). click save
5). ???????
6). Profit
squirrel and moose and...?
What's the over/under on how long he keeps it? And when he gets rid of it, is it because Washtenaw County animal control confiscates it, or is it because the thing gets too unwieldly he can't take care of it anymore?
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Loses its first boxing match.
although it may have a kangaroo exemption.
If there is any court filing regarding this, are the proceeding held in kangaroo court?
THE LEASE SAID NO DOGS OR CATS CHAD! SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS NO MARSUPIALS!!!
Is someone going to buy Meanjoe for their pet koala?
No! The care and upkeep of a koala is too high.
The risk!
He sounded like a fun pet.
it was legal to own a kangaroo in Michigan. If my wife and kids find out about this, they'll buy one.
Fuck.
I think Harbaugh might need to have a sitdown with this kid...
A kangaroo...?
If it is really his, I have a feeling the landlords will be none too please like in the case of Dr. Hamlett III.
JH: I don't even understand what that means. Like a marsupial? Explain that to me. Explain that to me.
WS: I got a hook-up at the LPS and this guy was like I got you...here is a Kangaroo.
JH: Ok. You got to own it...keep it in a tidy box.
JH looks like he needs to take a dump.
DP. I'm so concerned I said it twice.
Goddammit Wyatt....
I'm serious....Tombstone, great movie
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"Oh I had forgetten you were there. You may go now."
"Maybe cards aren't your game. I know. Let's have a spelling contest."
FANTASTIC movie.
'Doc, you should be in bed somewhere. I wouldn't be out here chasin' people around in your condition.'
'Wyatt is my friend.'
'Hell I got lotsa friends'
'I don't. '
I'll be ya huckleberry.
"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself."
Kilmer was never better.
Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him!
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"Why Johnny Ringo....you look as though somebody just walked over your grave."
I have two guns...one for each of ya
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Good luck taking care of it Wyatt. Make certain it receives all the attention, care, and love it needs.
So PG is out, but I'll bet he can crash the glass.