Would you rather?
Disclaimer: This is a “silly” hypothetical that’s not meant to be taken too seriously; rather, the purpose is to pass time during submarine week (weeks? month?). I acknowledge that this is overly simplistic and just one possible iteration for how the season may transpire. Obviously, there are scenarios we would much prefer to both alternatives, but I think it's a genuine tough call between the two given.
I was having an interesting discussion with a fellow Wolverine (and a Spartan) about what the Michigan fan base would rather have in their first season of Harbaugh:
- a strong record and a chance at a New Year’s Six bowl, but with losses to both rivals at home
OR
- a fairly decent, but not great, record with a huge upset win over one rival (without specifying which).
In order to make this plausible and succinct, I present two records to consider:
10-2 vs. 8-4
The reason I picked 8-4 as the comparison is that I think 9-3 is not a significant enough difference to make this challenging. Furthermore, if we go 6-6 or worse there is not a realistic chance we would beat either MSU or OSU. (this isn't a "10-2 vs 2-10" impossible scenario).
Frankly, I did struggle a bit between choosing 7-5 and 8-4, but in the end I figured there would be more, "of course we'd take 10-2 over 7-5!!!" than people saying, "of course we'd take 8-4 w/ OSU over 10-2!!!" Also, I personally think that in general 8-4 is a more likely season outcome than 7-5 so I decided to stick with it. Let me know if I was wrong/if 7-5 would have been a more challenging comparison.
Lastly, the reason that I’m saying a win over only one rival is not because I think that there is no chance we beat both (trust me, I do think that’s definitely a possibility), but I believe that if we beat both we will have at least 10 wins anyways so the comparison would be moot.
Well, Wolverine fans, what do you think? What would be your considerations/rationale?
August 13th, 2015 at 3:46 PM ^
Yup. Mine is the same. I have a feeling every BT has the same crazy personality. Mine is just fucking hyper beyond belief and he is about eight years old, though he still runs and acts like he is 3. He is obsessed with tennis balls and will literally just suck on it for hours. He keeps his teeth around it, lays on the floor, and supports it with his paws. I hate it, though, because eventually the balls gets soaked with saliva, which runs onto whatever the ball is on (mostly the bed), and that creates wet spots. My wife always gives it to him...I don't for the soaking reason. They also create green stains on carpet if it is sitting there long enough.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:16 PM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 3:48 PM ^
Totally agree. I'm sick to death of losing to them. 2011 was great, but they had a lame duck coach and not so good team. The last great win we had against them was 2003. That makes me fucking sick.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:18 PM ^
Beating rivals anyday. I know Harbaugh will eventually right the ship and have consistent 10 win seasons. But, for now, I just want to take MSU and OSU down. They've been up for far too long and frankly it's insufferable.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:21 PM ^
I would rather that we
BEAT ALL THE TEAMS
August 13th, 2015 at 3:26 PM ^
10-2. Rivals aside, losses to two top 10 level teams aren't that bad looking. But if we go 8-4 beating one of them, that means three losses against other teams, and, I mean, who else is on our schedule it wouldn't be kinda brutal to lose to?
In short, more wins = more better.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:28 PM ^
I'll happily take 6-6 for year one if it means we beat both of them and keep OSU out of the playoffs.
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August 13th, 2015 at 3:29 PM ^
I'd take 10-2, especially if it came with a bowl win. That'd definitely put us in the top 10 in the final rankings. Everyone will take notice and recruiting will go great. The next year we'd be talking about undefeated seasons and national championships. We'd be on our way to the top much quicker. After that first season, there's no doubt we'd beat MSU and make The Game into something great again.
August 13th, 2015 at 4:03 PM ^
This was my thought process exactly. If we beat a team like Georgia or USC in the national spotlight on New Year's Day that would surely springboard us into a pretty good next few years.
Although I desperately want to beat the rivals, I think an 8-4 season would have to include some "bad" losses that would leave doubts as to whether we were "back."
And, assuming we beat OSU but lost to MSU, Spartan fans would still be a terror to deal with (potentially even more than now). On the other hand, if we beat MSU and lost to OSU Buckeye fans still wouldn't give us the time of the day as an 8-4 team, even if it was a close game.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
means at least a bad loss or two. Utah/PSU not really bad losses, but 8-4 probably means losses to two of BYU/Minn//MD/other, which would mean some real ups and downs. We beat everyone, compete closely against MSU/OSU and hit a New Year's Day game probably means we were all largely right about Harbaugh and that lots and lots of wins over OSU/MSU are in our future. I'll take 10-2, with caveat that we closely compete in the two losses.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:34 PM ^
Give me 8-4 and a win over the defending champs. Nothing would give me greater satisfaction than derailing their season as they're poised to make the playoff again. I also think a win over Ohio State would do more to show the competitiveness of the program. That's not to understate how great it would be to beat Michigan State, but to put a ding on Ohio State's record? That's the ultimate.
August 13th, 2015 at 6:45 PM ^
Yep. 1969 all over again. The national sports story of the year. That would easily make up for an earlier bad loss.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:37 PM ^
My first reaction was 8-4 with a rival win. The problem with that is if UM loses to MSU and beats OSU that means that MSU is likely in the B10 Championship game and on to the playoff. It would be huge to beat OSU and ruin their season but I would hate helping MSU. The same is true if we beat MSU and lose to OSU. I guess I choose 10-2 with a big bowl win, demonstrating to the world of recruits that Harbaugh is bringing Michigan back to the top.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^
Real question is..would you eat baby food exlusively from the start of training camp through the season to ensure Michigan wins a national championship? Thread jack. drops the mic
August 13th, 2015 at 3:48 PM ^
Have you ever had strained beets? They're incredible.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:54 PM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 3:40 PM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 3:43 PM ^
I'd rather have football and not these threads.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
8-4 with a win over OSU would be a great story for the following season. It takes time for a new set of coaches to get everything "gelling" so early losses could easily be dismissed with a late season win over the defending national champs. It would set us up better than losing, yet again, to two big rivals.
August 13th, 2015 at 3:47 PM ^
We are going 7-5 so I would take either or both. Multiverse!
August 13th, 2015 at 3:58 PM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 4:04 PM ^
in the realm of probability. Just be in the game for four quarters and show we're back in business against OSU and MSU and I'll be encouraged. (Not that I won't be splenetic, but I'm splenetic in losing to Rutgers, so.)
August 13th, 2015 at 4:05 PM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 4:09 PM ^
8-4 with a win over Sparty. But the OSU game has to be close into the fourth quarter! And we have to win our Taxslayer.com bowl or wherever we go. (And I choose MSU as the win, even though I still consider OSU the bigger rival, because damn it we need to shut them up first.)
August 13th, 2015 at 4:18 PM ^
(And I honestly think 8-4 will be our record this year. Losses are to Utah or BYU; one of Minnesota / Maryland / Northwestern; Penn State; and OSU.)
August 14th, 2015 at 12:50 AM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 4:15 PM ^
...dance with a politician than dance with "what if" scenarios.
August 13th, 2015 at 4:43 PM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 4:47 PM ^
(Hey, I'll play by the OP's rules here...)
I'll take the 8-4 with win over either of them. The biggest hump this team needs to get over is how it plays against those two, especially the Buckeyes.
And - if you notice - OSU is set to play Sparty at home the week before they come to A2. That's going to be a tall order for them, and it's great for us.
August 13th, 2015 at 4:50 PM ^
8-4 with an embarrassing defeat of Michigan State, with Dantonio being a huge dick in the post game press conference, and a come from behind almost defeat of Ohio State, with the final loss coming in overtime. I could live with that.
August 13th, 2015 at 4:59 PM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 5:29 PM ^
So basically reverse roles with MSU (considering the last two years) and then have the same game Penn State had vs. Ohio State last year? I could deal with that. Although I pick the 10-2, I think this would be my favorite 8-4 possibility.
August 13th, 2015 at 4:52 PM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 5:00 PM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 5:14 PM ^
The scowl on Dantonio's face after losing to us or the thought of ruining OSU's playoff chances has me grinning ear to ear.
Plus 8-4 with a signature win probably means we're going to a Capital One Bowlish game and playing a solid SEC team. Win that one and the future is looking bright.
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August 13th, 2015 at 5:01 PM ^
and beating OSU/MSU at least 50% of the time all day every day and twice on Saturday. Fuck Ohio State. The end.
August 13th, 2015 at 5:11 PM ^
August 14th, 2015 at 1:02 AM ^
8-4 is a good step forward, but we still lost 4 games. Beating one of the two great (uuuugh) teams in the B1G is nice, but shoot, those 4 losses suck.
This was set up well...
I can't pick without giving a caveat... The only way 8-4 is ok is if the rival we beat is OSU and it's their first loss.
August 13th, 2015 at 5:12 PM ^
One hundred duck sized horses. Obviously.
August 13th, 2015 at 5:12 PM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 5:45 PM ^
I'd rather eat toast spread with generous amounts of Brady Hoke's duck butter than envision ANY scenarios that involve Michigan losing to msu again.
August 13th, 2015 at 5:59 PM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 6:04 PM ^
Stop wishing for decent because it means you get to exact revenge in the short term. This is the long view and while OSU and MSU are up now, never forget this cyclical nature of this game.
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August 13th, 2015 at 6:28 PM ^
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