The Wolverine Way

Submitted by thethirdcoast on
People who get Patagonia's catalogs will have already seen this, but I thought these essays were something the rest of the board may be interested in. Apparently recent research has determined that wolverines are even more bad ass than was previously thought. A quote:
Back in the Ice Ages, the ancestors of wolverines competed for prey and carcasses with saber-toothed cats, dire wolves, mega-bears and giant northern hyenas. Natural selection in this crowd did not favor the slow, shy or even slightly polite. Which helps explain why the 25- to 45-pound wolverines we know today singlehandedly bring down grown caribou and an occasional moose, and will fight a grizzly over the spoils.
"The Wolverine Way" by Douglas H. Chadwick: http://www.patagonia.com/web/us/patagonia.go?slc=en_US&sct=US&assetid=2… "The One Thing Wolverines Can't Take On": http://www.patagonia.com/web/us/patagonia.go?slc=en_US&sct=US&assetid=5… It turns out Mr. Chadwick is also publishing a book titled The Wolverine Way. The cover shot appeared in the latest Patagonia catalog, and it's the best wolverine photo I've ever seen. If they blew it up into a 24" x 36" poster I'd own it in a heartbeat. I would scan that pic and post it, but I'm pretty sure it would violate copyright. You can see a sample of the pic on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Wolverine-Way-Douglas-Chadwick/dp/0979065976/ref=…

Chi Go Blue

March 5th, 2010 at 7:35 PM ^

The first two sentences of the product description say it all. "Glutton, demon of destruction, symbol of slaughter, mightiest of wilderness villains… The wolverine comes marked with a reputation based on myth and fancy. Yet this enigmatic animal is more complex than the legends that surround it." It's great...to be...a Michigan Wolverine.

wlvrine

March 5th, 2010 at 9:32 PM ^

I like the part about the badass wolverine "m3" who was found trying to tear his way INTO the heavy sided trap. Not because he was trying to get to the bait, but because his rival "m6" was trapped inside. Here is a flow chart I made of a wolverines thought process ------->KILL ^........v ^........v ^........v ----EAT REMAINS

Mfan1974

March 6th, 2010 at 9:39 PM ^

THAT is the reason we do not have a living breathing mascot at any university related event, including football games. Can you imagine one of those little bastards busting out of his cage and going after the vest on a cold wet november afternoon? Or how pissed it would be looking across the field turf and see that stripped wearing oversized domed headed badger that Wisconsin hauls around to its sporting events. And what if Texas did join the B10 and Bevo's standing there soiling the turf, and wolvy just goes ape shit and takes him down by the throat and eats him before half time, man ...... What if.

MGoShoe

March 6th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^

...either no one bothered to read through the end of the "The One Thing Wolverines Can't Take On" article, or they simply chose to ignore what it is that wolverines can't take on. Here's the answer in case you don't want to spend the time to click through: It's us and the global climate change we're causing.
The list of adaptations that make winter a wolverine’s ally is impressive. Yet until scientists started to focus on climate change, no one gave much thought to how Ice Age-built creatures with a supercozy fur coat, smoldering metabolism and food cached in nature’s refrigerators are supposed to handle swimsuit weather in our ever-toastier Age of Industrial Exhaust. In February, pregnant females go into snow dens and prepare to give birth. Fewer than two dozen dens have ever been discovered in the Lower 48, about half of them during the Glacier study. They were all at high altitudes and dug eight to 10 feet down into the snowpack. White as polar bears when born, baby wolverines weigh only a few ounces. They need all that snow overhead for insulation, especially when mom, their furry furnace, is away hunting. They also need to be too far under the surface for passing predators to find. The kits won’t venture out until sometime in May. Wolverine biologist Jeff Copeland and ecologist Kevin McKelvey created a continental map showing where snow lasts through the first half of that month. Then they charted the range of Gulo gulo. The two patterns were nearly identical. When Copeland took a closer look at the species’ exact whereabouts, he discovered that the animals rarely occurred where the average maximum daily temperature in August exceeds 70 degrees F (22° C). As it turns out, wolverines’ ties to a deep, persistent snowpack and places where summers don’t get too hot are what ecologists call obligate. Like the better-known polar bear, they simply can’t get by without chilly conditions. Only about 300 remain in the Lower 48 today. The very least we two-leggeds can do is safeguard habitat corridors – especially north/south-running ones – to keep the surviving groups connected and give wolverines a better chance of adjusting to changing conditions. While we get dead serious about turning down the planet’s thermostat for all our sakes.
Lets turn some of our pride in U-M athletics and our beloved wolverine into action to prevent the continued erosion of its habitat.