Wisconsin injury report brought you in 'Scansin dialect

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November 18th, 2010 at 7:58 PM
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Wisconsin injury report brought you in 'Scansin dialect

First, about 'Scansin.

Hey der! Badger football injury report here - Ya, der too yet dontchaknow!

'Scansin runnin back John Clay is out. S'got a bum knee der.  He'll be game time choice by da coaches.  Montee Ball and James White ill be doin' all da chores for Clay.

Da Center Peter Konz is out too yet.  He'll be replaced by Bill Nagy.

Tight End Lance Hendricks is finally upside right and comin' beck Saturdays from an ankle pain.  Da coaches had 'im at da stop and go lights for a coupla weeks.  But he'll be out der ketchin' dose dump passes in da flat, dontcha know. Yoo betchya! 

Utter dan dat, we're good da go once der hey!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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November 18th, 2010 at 8:01 PM | huh? (Score:1)
Skunkeye
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huh?

November 18th, 2010 at 8:04 PM | Are people from (Score:1)
DGDestroys
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Are people from Wisconsin...mute? Zing?

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November 18th, 2010 at 8:04 PM | Is the joke that nobody is (Score:1)
MGoTarHeel
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Is the joke that nobody is injured? Or that Wisconsin residents are mutes?

Marry a younger woman. As her beauty fades, so will your eyesight.

November 18th, 2010 at 8:35 PM | We'll send you up to Green Bay sometime (Score:1)
befuggled
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Talk to the locals awhile, and you'll get the joke.

Whether or not you think it's funny is another issue...

Where's Charlie Bauman when you need him?

November 18th, 2010 at 10:17 PM | The post was blank (Score:1)
MGoTarHeel
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The post was blank originally.

Marry a younger woman. As her beauty fades, so will your eyesight.

November 18th, 2010 at 8:04 PM | This post lacks Hard Edge. (Score:1)
mgovideo
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This post lacks Hard Edge.

@mgovideo

November 18th, 2010 at 8:07 PM | It (Score:1)
jhackney
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pretty much lacks everything.

 

Edit: Spoke to soon. It must have been my killer instinct.

November 18th, 2010 at 8:06 PM | The silence speaks volumes (Score:1)
bigben
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The silence speaks volumes

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November 18th, 2010 at 8:11 PM | I for one am laughing (Score:1)
Emarcy
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funny and informative if you can understand it

November 18th, 2010 at 8:45 PM | I see (Score:1)
jhackney
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their center is out. Good news for MMartin? Hopefully his ankles will hold up and he will be creating bubbles all day for the Wiscy O.

Edit: This was last weeks injury report.

November 18th, 2010 at 8:19 PM | YOOPER!!! (Score:1)
A2toGVSU
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pretty much...
I enjoyed this post.

How buckeye fans embarrass themselves...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luPeewVObyc&feature=channel_page

November 18th, 2010 at 8:31 PM | awesome and authentic (Score:1)
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As a current 'Scansin resident, I approve, though I am troubled by the lack of reference to sausage, which must be a typo.

November 18th, 2010 at 9:59 PM | or (Score:1)
wigeon
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Leinie's. Ya hay dare. 

 

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November 18th, 2010 at 10:42 PM | Can you deliver some Spotted (Score:1)
WilliSC48
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Can you deliver some Spotted Cow to Chicago please?

November 18th, 2010 at 10:53 PM | Oh looky there, he's... (Score:1)
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November 19th, 2010 at 5:59 PM | I agree but (Score:1)
caliblue
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Brat's jus not da case

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November 18th, 2010 at 8:31 PM | Link is to last week's injury (Score:1)
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Link is to last week's injury report......

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November 18th, 2010 at 8:33 PM | Uhhh you're describing last (Score:1)
bdsisme
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Uhhh you're describing last week's injury report, markusr.  Come back with more relevant information, please.

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

November 18th, 2010 at 8:46 PM | but (Score:1)
umchicago
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'scanisn has always been behind the times...

November 18th, 2010 at 8:46 PM | Bucky's fith quarter reports (Score:1)
m1jjb00
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Bucky's fith quarter reports that Nagy is likely to start, but Konz might be available as a reserve.

http://www.buckys5thquarter.com/2010/11/16/1817474/badger-bits-john-clay-may-miss-michigan-game

November 18th, 2010 at 8:58 PM | As a Milwaukeean who lived in (Score:1)
El Jeffe
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As a Milwaukeean who lived in Madison for a while and went to school in Michigan, may I say that Michiganders have nothing to say about comical accents. Nothing. To. Say.

November 18th, 2010 at 10:25 PM | Seconded (Score:1)
Wolv2004
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I'm also from Milwaukee.

November 19th, 2010 at 12:50 AM | That's just because you can't (Score:1)
jmblue
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That's just because you can't tell how silly you sound to us. 

November 19th, 2010 at 1:38 AM | @El Jeffe. (Score:1)
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Being Canadian I often heard about having an AECK-sent when I drive to the UP each summer. I always thought "what are they talking aboot?"

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November 18th, 2010 at 9:02 PM | I don't mean this with any (Score:1)
LSA Superstar
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I don't mean this with any malice whatsoever but this wasn't funny and was pretty groan inducing.

Could be worse. Could have been Kinesiology.

November 18th, 2010 at 9:02 PM | Talkin' like a yooper there (Score:1)
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Talkin' like a yooper there eh?

"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"

November 18th, 2010 at 9:13 PM | John Clay (Score:1)
cheesheadwolverine
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Confirmation that Clay will be out for sure is good news.  I didn't know that for sure.

Also Wisconsinites people don't say either "pop" and "pitcher" (ie. picture) which I believe puts us ahead of Michiganders.

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-Gordon Gee

November 18th, 2010 at 9:42 PM | I personally enjoyed this (Score:1)
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I personally enjoyed this post quite extensively. I am laughing as I type this which is no small feat, mind you.

 

Does it tickle? Only slightly, only slightly.

I upvote any post by BlockM. And Magnus.

November 18th, 2010 at 9:57 PM | many of yous guys (Score:1)
Nantucket Blue
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Have not spent enough time up North.  No, Traverse City is not up North.  I lmao'd and rotfl'd

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November 18th, 2010 at 10:11 PM | with a new center in, (Score:1)
snoopblue
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with a new center in, hopefully there is some miscommunication during the QB Center exchange/snap and we can get a turnover, loss of yards, whatever. It will help if people are LOUD.

November 18th, 2010 at 11:11 PM | Awesome...you nailed it. (Score:1)
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Awesome...you nailed it.

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November 18th, 2010 at 11:58 PM | right near da beach boiii (Score:1)
willywill9
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I read this in a jamaican voice with all the dontcha knows. But i can totally picture the mom from bobbys world at the sam time.

Touchdown Michigan!

November 19th, 2010 at 12:42 AM | I "got it" and understood (Score:1)
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I "got it" and understood what was being conveyed...

It was still annoying.

Listening to someone speak in that manner is bad enough (at least as bad a thick southern drawl). This was the first time I've had the "pleasure" of trying to read it.

November 19th, 2010 at 1:15 AM | I don't get the bashing of (Score:1)
Clarence Beeks
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I don't get the bashing of the up north and southern accents.  Guaranteed you have an accent that people in both of those areas would make fun of and don't even realize it.

November 19th, 2010 at 1:30 AM | Not "bashing". I make no (Score:1)
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Not "bashing".

I make no assumptions based on a regional accent. I just find it annoying in extreme cases...

I'm married to a southern girl as a matter of fact (it's kinda sexy coming from an attractive female).

I assure you my "accent" is totally bland and uninteresting.

November 19th, 2010 at 2:24 AM | UP (Score:1)
Leviathan
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Sounds like a uper accent.

November 19th, 2010 at 9:15 AM | I liked the post, the wife is (Score:1)
U Fer M
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I liked the post, the wife is from 'sconsin and sounds just like her...if she were to read the injury report that is...

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