Will Florida get BOOM! MALLETTED this week?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:44 PM ^
I think R-Kansas covers but I don't think they win. Florida's defense is a lot better than most teams Arkansas has seen, plus, it's at the swamp. I could see a 14 point Florida win, not the 24 that I've seen posted.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:50 PM ^
Agree with deff, not the 24 point FLA win, I'm going with 20
October 13th, 2009 at 3:12 AM ^
What the hell does BOOM MALLETT'D mean? Can we just talk about whether or not he's a Michigan Man? you guys suck.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:50 PM ^
that Florida will get BOOM! MALLETED this week.
I'm also certain Florida will win.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:56 PM ^
Honestly, I just want Florida to lose because I date a Gator fan (who has known VERY LITTLE SPORTS PAIN since we started dating) and I want to be able to say "BOOM! MALLETTED" at least once a day after the game.
A girl can hope, I suppose.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:27 AM ^
Just so I can say "BOOM! MALLETTED" to complete and utter strangers for a week.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:00 AM ^
I will be in gainesville saturday for a wedding, at 3:30. Who the fuck graduates from UF and then gets married during a home game? If arkansas wins I will say that to all my friends that graduated from UF (especially my gf, who is going to lose 5 bucks on the game)
October 13th, 2009 at 7:22 AM ^
"You must not like sex anymore" after saying you wanted the Gators to lose because you dated a fan ... Then I read you weren't a guy. Never mind. He'll be mad, but want the sex anyway.
October 13th, 2009 at 9:41 AM ^
Idk, I'd take the sex anyway as long as it was less depressing than the loss.
October 13th, 2009 at 9:47 AM ^
When its good, its really, really good.
When its bad, its still pretty good.
October 13th, 2009 at 10:17 AM ^
I've had some awful pizza in my day...
October 13th, 2009 at 12:57 AM ^
I totally agree with you. way to cover both bases
October 12th, 2009 at 11:52 PM ^
I think the Florida D is gonna be all over Mallett. And look for Tebow to be back to 100%.
I say Florida in a romp.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:57 PM ^
Mallett doesn't make great decisions. Going against the best defense in the nation doesn't bode well.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:00 AM ^
he starts off games well then sort of peeters off as the game goes along. it's really weird to see him go from threading the needle in the first half and then see him throwing directly to safeties in the second.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:25 AM ^
I think maybe he still has the mindset that he can just use his raw talent to take over games and thus make poor reads. You are right about his inconsistency throughout the game. I can't see him playing smart football for 4 quarters.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:18 AM ^
the Gators. I think they may outscore Florida( I know Florida has a sick D) but coming off the LSU game and Tim "jorts" Tebow is still not 100% so they can pull an upset with their O.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:21 AM ^
I think its going to be the other way around, what with Florida's defense and all.
mallet boomed
October 13th, 2009 at 12:25 AM ^
Florida's D is faster than Mallett can react. UF wins by at least 14.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:25 AM ^
will raise it's ugly head this week. I don't think he'll be able to pick apart the Gators secondary quickly enough to avoid getting BOOM-Tebowed.
It's been impressive to see what he's done this far, but I think the only way he puts up big yardage numbers this week is in junk-time late...
October 13th, 2009 at 12:26 AM ^
I think Mallett takes the snap, goes back three steps, drops trou, and says to Florida's D, "Bitches, what you gonna do about it?"
BOOM! MALLETTED.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:09 AM ^
Nuff said
October 13th, 2009 at 1:16 AM ^
It's not going to help him that his former QB coach (and the guy who coached the secondary every day in practice against his passes) are on the other sidelines....
October 13th, 2009 at 3:20 AM ^
I talk about players who play for Michigan.
October 13th, 2009 at 6:40 AM ^
This one of those trap games for Florida. They're coming off a tough rivalry game, plus, they're an incredibly cocky bunch and let's face it not as great as advertised. Look back at the Tenn. game and their offense was also very pedestrian against LSU(I don't think it's just because of Tebow's injury). Mallett will proove he's the best QB on the field against Tebow...If his offensive line can keep him upright. I think it will be a 7 to 10 point game. I'm not sure I'm willing to call the upset but a close one either way. All I can say is go Arkansas.
October 13th, 2009 at 6:47 AM ^
Not only does Cocky Lad get thumped soundly, but on his way into the tunnel at halftime, Lloyd hits him with a chair.
October 13th, 2009 at 6:59 AM ^
I think Mallett will get "Spiked."
October 13th, 2009 at 7:17 AM ^
Can we now add Bobby Petrino to the "Extreme Douche but Good Coach" dossier with Saban? I hate the guy with a passion but have to admit he knows how to coach *college* football. Look at what Louisville became after he left (literally, almost the hour he stepped on the plane they dropped down to Sun Belt goodness), and now R-Kansas is a legit SEC team with a football-thrown-through-wall-impaling QB head case...
October 13th, 2009 at 8:07 AM ^
So I am in a bar on a cruise ship Saturday, watching the featured game is the UofM Iowa game. Michigan hat, shirt, etc. A group of Florida fans walks up and asks me "why aren't they showing ANY FOOTBALL?" (Texas and Colorado were on the secondnary tvs as well.) "where's the Florida LSU game?" "Because thankfully YOUR FOOTBALL GAME is on ABC, and MY FOOTBALL GAME is ESPN." was my response.
So if for any other reason than to tone down the arrogance, I would really like Florida to get BOOM MALLETED!
October 13th, 2009 at 1:58 PM ^
I would rather play one of those "real football" teams from the SEC any day of the week over a quality program like SC or Texas. Michigan is 5-1 against that conference since 2000 with New Year's Day bowl wins over Alabama, Auburn and Florida (twice). You should have just dropped some truth on them and reminded everyone on board that the conference's current reputation is merely based on the fact that OSU can't help pooping their pants every time they travel below the Mason-Dixon line.
If that didn't work, a sucker punch to the genitals usually does the trick to end a conversation.
October 13th, 2009 at 3:21 PM ^
You're right.
Afterwards I thought about reminding them who beat who recently, but I just wanted to get back to watching my game at the time.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:08 PM ^
Mallett has such awesome raw ability it's scary. He reminds me a ton of Ryan Leaf (in both the good and the bad ways). The more I watch him, the more I see that a Bobby Petrino-coached Arkansas is the perfect place for him.