yes plz
Will Campbell arrested. For sliding over the hood of a car.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:34 PM | 
Another Flag Day'er! Got my
Another Flag Day'er! Got my
May 31st, 2012 at 8:13 PM |
One more here, too
One more here, too
Happy two-weeks-until-our-birthdays.
Football is both an identity and a terminal illness. A rhythm and a chaos and an opiate for the mind all at once.
-Johnny Danbury (umichedme.blogspot.com)
May 31st, 2012 at 3:29 PM |
For the love of God. Brian,
For the love of God. Brian,
For the love of God. Brian, please bring back the negbomb.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:43 PM |
PSA:
PSA:
Troll caved, hence the nonsensical replies.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:30 PM |
Logged in at work to neg.
Logged in at work to neg.
Logged in at work to neg. smh.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:15 PM |
Why do I get the feeling you're really a lot like
Why do I get the feeling you're really a lot like
Your avatar.
Edit: FYI to new readers, this whole part of the thread is referring to someone who was (wisely) deleted. Not BiY. We all still like him.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
May 31st, 2012 at 3:36 PM |
Cool story bro
Cool story bro
Cool story bro
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
May 31st, 2012 at 3:40 PM |
You could care less? So that
You could care less? So that
You could care less? So that means do care some, maybe even a lot. That does not jive with the rest of your post, however.
Caring continuum, anyone?
May 31st, 2012 at 3:45 PM |
So there's that...
So there's that...
So there's that... someone should make sure there's no possibility of original content coming from this corner.
We're gonna play with toughness, we're gonna be responsible and we're gonna play with toughness. This is Michigan.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:28 PM |
Redshirt?
Redshirt?
Any chance BWC redshirts this year? This is kinda sorta like what happened to Stonum last year and BWC hasn't burned his redshirt yet if memory serves me right.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:36 PM |
Stonum was suspended for the
Stonum was suspended for the
Stonum was suspended for the year though, thus the redshirt, I highly doubt Campbell will receive the same punishment.
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
May 31st, 2012 at 3:55 PM |
in all honesty BWC is needed
in all honesty BWC is needed
in all honesty BWC is needed this year, going forward we don't have as many depth issues at the line. i'm guessing if BWC doesn't start at bama, you will see pipkins atleast in the rotation if not starting if he is the real deal
May 31st, 2012 at 4:36 PM |
who hasn't made a stupid
who hasn't made a stupid
who hasn't made a stupid mistake while drinking? The kid is a senior in college, he is bound to mess up. I'm sure plenty of us here have done way worse things while intoxicated.
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
May 31st, 2012 at 3:32 PM |
just had to say
just had to say
things like this:
Just remember: in case of emergency, your recruiting seatbelt can be used as a safety device
make you one of the funniest people whose contributions I read regularly on the internet. If there was a "laughs per words posted" metric for internet users, your rating would have to be near the top. Don't mean to get all mushy on you, Brah (NTTAWWT), but just wanted to say thanks for the laughs.
ALWAYS remember the golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules
May 31st, 2012 at 4:16 PM |
Why, thanks
Why, thanks
I continue to insist that I am funny, the opinion of other people notwithstanding.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:31 PM |
Give it time
Give it time
Let the legal process run its course. He could be found not guilty on both counts (like Josh Furman was). Just let the case play itself out and try not to OVERREACT!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 31st, 2012 at 3:33 PM |
Sigh...
Sigh...
...so much for being a senior leader.
4 years, finally time to grow up and lead the way on and off the field. Just too much to ask, I suppose.
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
May 31st, 2012 at 3:40 PM |
This could turn out not to be a big deal...
This could turn out not to be a big deal...
...or it could be that yet another of our players was attacked by a gate (Jerald Robinson being the first). Stupid gates, always picking fights they can't win and then calling the police afterward.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
May 31st, 2012 at 3:35 PM |
Eh
Eh
Eh, destruction of property. Stupid move. But, hardly the work of a bad dude or multiple offender. enjoy working 40 hours at the local humane society or something, Will
probably doesnt warrant much of a suspension. much adieu about nothing in my book
Help My Friend Allison Fight ALS
MSU/IU at the JCB
May 31st, 2012 at 3:37 PM |
You giving odds on that?
You giving odds on that?
You giving odds on that? /s
Semper Fidelis
May 31st, 2012 at 3:42 PM |
much adieu about nothing
much adieu about nothing
I sincerely hope your first paragraph is correct and that we don't have to say goodbye to him.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:37 PM |
Meh... for sliding across a
Meh... for sliding across a
Meh... for sliding across a car hood? I've done the same thing. Difference is I'm not 300 pounds, so I wouldn't damage the car. Not smart, but not something to get kicked off of a team over.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:41 PM |
Agree
Agree
This is not a big deal...he didn't intentionally try to hurt the car (or so it seems)...he is over 21, got drunk and unintentionally broke something. I see no need for a suspension as long as he gets some community service. And no this is not just homerism, coulda been Notre Dames starting free safety and I would feel the same way.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:45 PM |
Exactly.
He's not a minor.
He
Exactly.
He's not a minor.
He
Exactly.
He's not a minor.
He didn't drive.
He didn't kick the police or threaten them (Thanks for that Natore Dame).
He just did something boneheaded drunk.
Community service, extra laps, etc. nothing more.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:14 PM |
actually he is a minor
actually he is a minor
actually he is a minor
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
May 31st, 2012 at 3:45 PM |
Article was updated
Article was updated
According to Ann Arbor police, Campbell was arrested after attempting to slide across the hood of a vehicle at 2 a.m. on April 7 in the 600 block of Church Street. An officer in the area could hear the sheet metal on the hood of the car buckle under Campbell’s weight — he’s listed at 322 pounds — and arrested the senior, police stated.
I gotta say this is pretty funny and I would think Hoke would be able to see that side of the story too. I want a gif of BWC trying this.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:56 PM |
So he tried to pull a Starsky
So he tried to pull a Starsky
So he tried to pull a Starsky but it didn't go so well.
Semper Fidelis
May 31st, 2012 at 3:39 PM |
I almost just threw my
I almost just threw my
I almost just threw my computer to the ground in anger when I read this.... for team 133 to have a chance, they gotta have him perform all year out of his mind!
"...when the ole' season is over, you and I know, it's going to be Michigan again; Michigan!"
May 31st, 2012 at 3:42 PM |
AA.com story is updated:
AA.com story is updated:
AA.com story is updated: Arrested for sliding across a car hood while drunk. Assuming he's 21, I think this will blow over pretty damn quick. I hope he doesn't get Josh Furman's prosecuter.
As an aside, I wish I was there to see a 300lb+ guy try that move.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:43 PM |
That's just impressive.
That's just impressive.
That's just impressive.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:47 PM |
He doesn't turn 21 until July
He doesn't turn 21 until July
The story doesn't say that he was in possession of alcohol, though, so I'm not sure that his age matters.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
May 31st, 2012 at 3:55 PM |
Your body is a container. If
Your body is a container. If
Your body is a container. If that wasn't included in the definition of MIP then next to no one would get them.
Go Blue!
May 31st, 2012 at 3:59 PM |
Right, but there's no
Right, but there's no
Right, but there's no indication that his body contained alcohol, or that a test was done to determine that. That doesn't mean that that's the case, but the poster you replied to is right that the article makes no mention of alcohol possession, in his body or otherwise.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:59 PM |
"Campbell was intoxicated,
"Campbell was intoxicated,
"Campbell was intoxicated, according to police."
Go Blue!
May 31st, 2012 at 3:59 PM |
In Michigan? Really?
In Michigan? Really?
I've only ever seen it (in other states, admittedly) when someone was caught with a drink in his or her hand.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
May 31st, 2012 at 4:02 PM |
I think this poster campaign
I think this poster campaign
I think this poster campaign was kicked off a year or two ago, but I've seen plenty of these: (http://www.umich.edu/~dofs/alcohol/pdf/Awareness-Drunk65.pdf) floating around the campus.
Go Blue!
May 31st, 2012 at 4:06 PM |
yeah - I just looked it up
yeah - I just looked it up
Apparently Michigan adopted "one of the toughest minor in possession laws in the country" in 2004...I'm glad that someone was thinking of the children.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
May 31st, 2012 at 5:43 PM |
IIRC it had to do with being
IIRC it had to do with being
IIRC it had to do with being able to bust 19 year olds who went to Canada and came back drunk.
May 31st, 2012 at 8:17 PM |
I actually asked someone
I actually asked someone
I actually asked someone about thia. If you can provide receipts that say you drank the alcohol in Canada, they can't get you (unless you're driving or doing other stupid things).
Football is both an identity and a terminal illness. A rhythm and a chaos and an opiate for the mind all at once.
-Johnny Danbury (umichedme.blogspot.com)
June 1st, 2012 at 1:50 AM |
seems a bit fishy...
seems a bit fishy...
would be interesting to see international law on that...
Wherever you go, Go Blue!
June 1st, 2012 at 2:02 AM |
Well
Well
I have no proof or anything to cite, but it came up in a conversation I once had with a police offier. He may have just been speaking towards the general attitude from police rather than specific international law, but I thought it was worth noting.
Football is both an identity and a terminal illness. A rhythm and a chaos and an opiate for the mind all at once.
-Johnny Danbury (umichedme.blogspot.com)
May 31st, 2012 at 4:01 PM |
I'm surprised the no alcohol
I'm surprised the no alcohol
I'm surprised the no alcohol offense was included in the charges then. I can see that getting him in the dog-house more than the car slide, the former being an intentional bad choice, versus unintentionally damaging property (albeit naive to think he could pull it off without crushing the car)
May 31st, 2012 at 3:44 PM |
!
!
What is with the AA Prosecutor's Office? They have the (temerity) to press a *felony* charge for sliding across a car hood? I swear--prosecutors have lost any sense of proportion. Considering all the things he could do, this isn't one I'd worry about over much.
Pay for the damage. Run some steps. Move along.
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
May 31st, 2012 at 3:53 PM |
Agree. Calling this malicious
Agree. Calling this malicious
Agree. Calling this malicious destruction of property is a BIG stretch. When I think malicious destruction I think taking a bat to a windshield, or perhaps ramming into a Taco Bell (see mgo.licio.us). "Stupid" is about as far as I would go in describing this.
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
May 31st, 2012 at 3:56 PM |
I was going to post that the
I was going to post that the
I was going to post that the arresting officer normally cites everything they can think off that qualifies, but being an arraignment, you would think the prosecutor would have wittled down the charges to reflect the incident (or what they think they can get a conviction for). In that case, I concur... what the eff is wrong with the prosecutor's office in AA?
May 31st, 2012 at 3:42 PM |
Chill everyone. It's not like
Chill everyone. It's not like
Chill everyone. It's not like he kneed a police officer or something. He'll be fine and probably won't miss any time.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:43 PM |
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May 31st, 2012 at 3:51 PM |
Not sure what's going on here
Not sure what's going on here
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:43 PM |
After reading the article,
After reading the article,
After reading the article, this seems like something that could be worked out by BWC paying to fix the car he damaged. That would make it right, no?
May 31st, 2012 at 3:44 PM |
I am going to wait until the full story comes out
I am going to wait until the full story comes out
but I have a feeling this will turn out to be a minor offense and misdemeanor at best like his attorney said similar to the Jerald Robinson vs. parking gate affair. Vandalism on a college campus sounds probably more like a college prank/mistake gone wrong than a truly heinous crime like assault, larceny, or DWI.
Scholarship football players probably need to know they are under the spotlight and more scrutiny than normal college students, but kids will be kids.
Another Flag Day'er! Got my fingers crossed too.