October 13th, 2011 at 2:57 PM ^
I don't know whether to plus or neg this. I am scared.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:23 PM ^
Mama say he ornery cause he got all dem teeth and no toothbrush.
October 13th, 2011 at 5:39 PM ^
I met him once at a dinner party. He is generally unpleasant and seems aloof at all times.
October 13th, 2011 at 10:58 PM ^
...was however the life of the party.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:59 PM ^
Dude has got some jacked up teeth.
October 14th, 2011 at 6:57 AM ^
through a chain-link fence.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:04 PM ^
October 13th, 2011 at 5:11 PM ^
orthodonture being a low priority and all in the Queen's realm.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:03 PM ^
If only this site were tolerant of using juvenile nicknames. About 5 came to mind right away but I'd rather not have my post invisible-ized.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:04 PM ^
We're better than this. He does smile on the field. Find something legitimate to write about.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^
I find it refreshing that Dantonio is so ashamed of his jacked teeth that he would rather people think he is a miserable, unsmiling son of a bitch.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:54 PM ^
I blame Mark Hollis' shitty athletic department personally
October 13th, 2011 at 3:55 PM ^
I blame Mark Hollis' shitty athletic department personally
October 13th, 2011 at 3:42 PM ^
now we chant things like "fuck the irish" and act all proud of ourselves. looking forward to moving to the down-in-front sections myself.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:05 PM ^
so he has bad teeth...as much as I don't like the guy he is 3-1 (correct?) against our beloved maize and blue. until we hopefully beat him saturday, i will hold back..go blue!
October 13th, 2011 at 3:09 PM ^
and when we win we will have plenty of other things to talk about than his teeth.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:52 PM ^
When I discovered this picture, I knew I had to do call it to everyone's attention... but I honestly (srsly) didn't intend for this to become a 'Hey let's make fun of the dude's teeth' thread. I guess I led everyone there by saying 'Never Smiles,' but what I was really going for was just his general expression.
I mean, just look at him. That expression of trying to repress extreme discomfort. It looks like he's got a pinched nerve in his eye or something. Make no mistake, I don't like him, I never have liked him, and there's one word that comes to mind every time I see him. I even had that word originally in the thread.
But what is so epic about this picture, what is so trainwreckian about it is his apparent unhappiness while looking happy. Maybe it's from years of being a jerk or something, but his greater maxillofacial anatomy seems generally traumatized when pulled back into this expression. It looks like it hurts for him to be happy.
October 13th, 2011 at 4:32 PM ^
You mind if I use that at my next poker game? Most of my friends will be baffled.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:06 PM ^
I blindly upvote all things Six Zero. I'll admit, though, that I was hoping for some kind of tremendous photoshopping. We haven't had a good photoshop thread in a while. Maybe Six Zero just provided some inspiration?
October 13th, 2011 at 3:31 PM ^
Six Zero had to photoshop that smile on his face. The teeth are based on Dantonio's dental x-rays.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:13 PM ^
He looks like he is in pain.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:15 PM ^
I finally understand the meaning of the slang term "busted ass grill".
October 13th, 2011 at 3:15 PM ^
Does that picture remind anyone else of this?
October 13th, 2011 at 5:53 PM ^
But then again some folk'll
October 13th, 2011 at 11:46 PM ^
...like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel."
"I can call my Maw from up here. Hey Maw! Get off the roof!"
Great reference.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:17 PM ^
He should trade his (shared) Big 10 title memorabilia for braces and veneers... wait, wrong school...
October 13th, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^
All this time I thought it was chronic hemorrhoids.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:22 PM ^
For a minute there I thought he was wearing one of these masks:
October 13th, 2011 at 3:24 PM ^
He should get that not looked at.
But seriously, a coach with a good smile is like a fish with a bicycle.
October 13th, 2011 at 4:13 PM ^
When Dantonio has that look on his face, you better watch your cornhole
October 13th, 2011 at 9:58 PM ^
I tried to hide my laughter after this comment, but I couldn't. Now I'm getting this strange look from my wife. She is wondering why she is married to man that still thinks the word "cornhole" is funny.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:29 PM ^
He kinda looks like an ogre or something.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:30 PM ^
It looks like the redneck blood is still in him somewhere.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:34 PM ^
Have you been hoarding this brilliant image your entire life? This needs to be more public.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:51 PM ^
You've got one too many wins on there for us. Or are you a visitor from the (near) future?
October 13th, 2011 at 3:36 PM ^
If you woke up and realized that your job was coaching in East Lansing, you wouldn't smile much either. However, the only way to wipe that smile off his face is to administer a total beat down on Saturday.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^
On an unrelated note, was I the only one who saw Captain America and thought Hugo Weaving looked like Dantonio a bit?
October 13th, 2011 at 3:52 PM ^
So if Dantonio is Red Skull, does that make Brady Hoke Steve Rogers? Well, I guess I can see it when he's pointing....
October 13th, 2011 at 4:45 PM ^
I think hoke would look more like the Tick if he put on tights.
October 13th, 2011 at 4:23 PM ^
Six Zero, you have succeeded in finding the polar opposite to Denard's smile.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:44 PM ^
First words: "O shit..."
I guess not everybody can be as lovable as the big teddy bear that is named Brady Hoke (he seriously reminds me of a teddy bear...)
October 13th, 2011 at 3:49 PM ^
Dude makes 7 figures/year and cant find time to get some veneers?
October 13th, 2011 at 3:56 PM ^
someone needs to add this picture to his Wikipedia profile
October 13th, 2011 at 7:05 PM ^
haha +1
October 13th, 2011 at 3:59 PM ^
Can't Michigan State's dental school take care of this OH WAIT THEY DON'T HAVE ONE.
October 13th, 2011 at 4:00 PM ^
Dufenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.