Normally I'm a proponent of "don't link to stupid things and give them hits they shouldn't get," but sweet merciful crap:
OREGON’S OFFENSE ONLY WORKS AGAINST REALLY, REALLY BAD DEFENSES.
Yeah, that's a CFN column. I also enjoyed this line:
... the gimmicky, sped-up attack works great against most of the squishy-soft Pac 10 defenses, but as this close call proves, there’s no way, no how the Ducks could get through the ACC ... undefeated.
Yeah, the ACC is loaded with juggernauts. I'd be surprised if Oregon even went .500 against the murderer's row of Maryland, NC State, etc.
I just thought everybody could use a laugh on a boring Monday afternoon.