August 17th, 2010 at 6:47 PM ^
dang it that was my plan too
August 17th, 2010 at 8:25 PM ^
very funny
August 17th, 2010 at 6:46 PM ^
maybe some drunk Michigan fan pulled off his pants in a church, I dont know. Right now Im praying God sneezes and JT Turner flies back to Ann Arbor.
August 17th, 2010 at 6:47 PM ^
Cause he wanted everyone to stop fighting in that luck thread, probably. you see what happens?
August 17th, 2010 at 6:48 PM ^
..., but some of the renovations/construction work infringed upon an ancient indian burial ground.
August 17th, 2010 at 6:54 PM ^
To get all the way to losing Woolfolk, we have to assume the construction workers dug up the Indian skeletons, pissed on them, and re-buried them upside-down. Yeah, that would do it.
On the bright side... only 374 days til kickoff 2011!!! Woo!!
August 17th, 2010 at 8:10 PM ^
As this blog's token Native American, I sure hope not... It would take a lot to undo all this shit.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:03 PM ^
We're still #1 all-time in wins and winning percentage. This is just your standard Moses/desert situation. (And if Moses had Denard's speed, he would have gotten through the desert a lot faster.)
August 17th, 2010 at 7:15 PM ^
But Moses had a prettty wicked defense, really lit fools up.
August 17th, 2010 at 6:52 PM ^
you're worshiping the wrong one?
[/blasphemy]
August 17th, 2010 at 6:52 PM ^
God doesn't like people who think too much. Our liberal ideas mock God's will and therefore he strikes us down. How dare we educate ourselves! GBL friendly? Pot happy? Religiously tolerant? For these transgressions, he takes away that which is most dear to us.....football.
/s
August 17th, 2010 at 6:53 PM ^
And it's pulled from the darkest recesses of my mind and I understand I deserve to be negged to high hell for even thinking it and of course I'm not thinkng clearly and very emotional right now...
But am I the only one to have a flash of Dantonio and the whole 'pride before the fall' thing and think that has something to do with anything?
August 17th, 2010 at 6:58 PM ^
Dantonio is a d-bag that verbally attacks other players, nothing more but probably less.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:04 PM ^
Thank you for that reminder.
Expecting wisdom to come from Dantonio would make as much sense as expecting Christ to be re-born in Columbus (no wise men or virgins)
August 17th, 2010 at 7:10 PM ^
But am I the only one to have a flash of Dantonio and the whole 'pride before the fall' thing and think that has something to do with anything?
Only if you're implying that Dantonio is Satan, which he is.
August 17th, 2010 at 8:26 PM ^
actually, in case you didn't know,
Dantonio was referencing the Ohio State game that year.
believe me.
August 17th, 2010 at 6:54 PM ^
Please people. Calm down. Believe in our team. The TEAM, The TEAM, the TEAM.
When written in Chinese the word "crisis" is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity. ~John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959
August 17th, 2010 at 6:55 PM ^
he just want Marvin Robinson to realize his true potential as our next hard-hitting cornerback.
August 17th, 2010 at 6:56 PM ^
My fault. I promised God that I wouldn't partake in this one activity until next Monday if he would help me out with something last Thursday. I made it until today at around 2:30 pm and broke said promise. When I asked for this I told him that if he could help me out of said jam then I wouldn't do this particular activity and if I did then he could smite me. Sounds made up but is 100% true. Or I could be in for something much much worse.
August 17th, 2010 at 6:59 PM ^
Leon Hall started as a freshman.
Cullen, hopefully you are the next Leon Hall.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:14 PM ^
fuck...yea...
August 17th, 2010 at 7:06 PM ^
August 17th, 2010 at 7:03 PM ^
Started as a freshman, but not from day 1.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:12 PM ^
I think Glen Phillips said it best in song.
From "Duck and Cover":
Firstly:
"Everybody here's got a story to tell
Everybody's been through their own hell
There's nothing too special about getting hurt
But getting over it, that takes the work"
and later:
"One way or another a man's gonna suffer
Makes no difference the way you wanted it
But friends and lovers, don't you duck and cover,
Cause everything comes out the way it should in the end."
and finally:
"One way or another, one way or another
You won't get what you wanted, but you'll get enough for sure.
One way or another, the winter pays for the summer
Won't get what you wanted, but what you got'll be good."
Let's just hope that hope is a strategy.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:13 PM ^
we're sinners. Now go find Tituba.
August 17th, 2010 at 8:18 PM ^
I shudder at the memory of that horrible book.
August 17th, 2010 at 8:34 PM ^
Way to weave Michigan legend Arthur Miller into the conversation. Well done.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:26 PM ^
Maybe God wanted us to realize just how bad a football team can be and how fans of those football teams suffer after so many years of us fans enjoying the greatness of College Football. Now he wants us to be on the other side of the ball. No pun intended.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:28 PM ^
Wow. I never knew how much I hated MSU fans until now.
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/msu-red-cedar-message-board/457789-big-ten-football-player-suffers-possible-season-ending-injury.html
I think they crazy thing is that when someone from an opposing team gets injured like this we usually say how much that sucks and how we never wish that on any player, well they take it to a new level.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:40 PM ^
I didn't read anything that was too bad.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:42 PM ^
That's pretty mild for them.
August 17th, 2010 at 10:28 PM ^
You should read it more often then if this pissed you off. It gets way worse at times. All in all, not a classy site though.
August 18th, 2010 at 2:34 AM ^
If this pisses him off, why would he want to read more of it?
August 17th, 2010 at 7:34 PM ^
August 17th, 2010 at 7:43 PM ^
Because even God knows what level RichRod is going to take us to and he is scared of the domination.
August 17th, 2010 at 7:57 PM ^
Heard the story of Job?
August 17th, 2010 at 8:04 PM ^
Troy needs some V stat
Lets use the blood from Pam or Eric Northman
August 17th, 2010 at 8:35 PM ^
August 17th, 2010 at 9:08 PM ^
...I see this more as evidence of divine indifference to our horrible plight.
August 17th, 2010 at 9:15 PM ^
What the FRENCH, TOAST?
August 17th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
Whose God?
August 17th, 2010 at 11:43 PM ^
Well we have missed a bowl game two years in a row, after watching the worst secondary I have ever seen in Michigan history last year we now enter this year without a proven cover and the best DB might be a guy who played WR last year (Cam Gordon) I hate to be negative but this is the one guy we could not lose if we do not average over 30 a game forget 8 wins because this is going to be a BAD secondary. God might not hate use be he is putting us through quite a test.
August 18th, 2010 at 2:37 AM ^
It's not just for the punctual.