See that kitten in the
Hoke = safety school
much like Michigan State was to me.....
I mean, seriously
Hoke would take the job as a volunteer.
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
Excrement came out of my ears
Excrement came out of my ears as I read this post.
Can they get any worse?
Sad thing is, I'm sure they will...
"It has been my experience that those with no vices have very few virtues"
We are grabbing at straws for
We are grabbing at straws for content I think. Hasn't Hoke already said if we come knocking that he will take the job?
Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine. New home, new name. A year in Columbus was enough.
Yup. Hokes our safety net
Yup. Hokes our safety net right now.
cheat, cheat, and cheat some more, and when you get caught, do the right thing, lie!
I have it on good authority
I have it on good authority (my own) that Hoke is camped out at San Diego Int'l Airport buying tickets to every flight to Detroit and staring at his phone waiting for Dave Brandon to call.
I'm picturing that little kid
I'm picturing that little kid in the Disney commercial, "I'm toooo excited to sleeeeeep."
Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine. New home, new name. A year in Columbus was enough.
My source
I have a source that tells me BH left a message on DB's voicemail saying:
"Hey Dave, I was in the shower, thought you might've called... Call me back!"
The best thing about being married??? I get to stick it to a Spartan on a regular basis.
Great, now I'm forced to
Great, now I'm forced to confront the idea of Brady Hoke showering. This is worse then the time I learned Tressel had kids.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Is that worse than
the thought of Brady Joke as our coach?
Actually I have it on good
Actually I have it on good authority the voicemail went something like this:
or like this...
or like this...
The best thing about being married??? I get to stick it to a Spartan on a regular basis.
Come to think of it, Hoke
Come to think of it, Hoke looks a little like Jon Favreau. I can see him checking his messages every five minutes. So who, then, is Vince Vaughan?
Not sure who "Double Down"
Not sure who "Double Down" Trent is in this situation but we should definitely hire him if we find him. This would have been a killer halftime speech to our defense this year.
That;s not true. He is actually driving to Ann Arbor right now
He is going to camp out in DB's front yard.
In all seriousness, I can't fault the guy for being enthusiastic and vocal about it being his dream job. Honestly, I think all of us wish that we had a bunch of coaches excited about coming here.
Go Blue!
Not sure where you got this
Not sure where you got this idea from but that is not the common sentiment on this board. We have talent in place, how have we given up 4 years?
Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine. New home, new name. A year in Columbus was enough.
Hoke waiting Patiently
Gardner for 2 more years
WTF is your point?
OP,
WTF is your point?
There are no corners in space.
WTF is YOUR point?
WTF is YOUR point?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
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Yikes
Every time an MGoBoard poster complains about a thread topic, God kills a baby panda.
GOAT
Brian told us about him the other day, remember?
ALWAYS remember the golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules
Relax guy
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If we get that far I want him
If we get that far I want him to turn us down because I absolutely do not want him coaching Michigan at all. I'd rather take someone else.
I remember when only 1 in 6
I remember when only 1 in 6 threads made me bash my head against a table.
I can see the light at the
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. After we sign whoevr we sign, we only have about 8 months of going back and forth about whether or not we made the right hire....then it's football season again!
Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine. New home, new name. A year in Columbus was enough.
At least this offseason
we won't have any top flight recruits over which we can argue about redshirting.
/jk
//sort of
This place is getting more
This place is getting more retarded everyday.
Yes
I was thinking that we have been thrashing for about a week.
Last week I saw a woman flayed, and you will hardly believe how much it altered her person for the worse.
have you ever interviewed anyone
If so its all about how you play your cards. You ask the right questions and DB being a former CEO knows the right questions to ask to make sure that there is no doubt that when offering the position that the coach will accept and will accept immediately. The ball is still in our court and will remain there.
Asking the right questions
This worked out really well for DB when he was trying to bring JH back to A2.
You're a silly.
You're a silly.
Haha, that would suck a
Haha, that would suck a little more than this maybe.
Stay thirsty my friends.
wrong question...
You mean who is our choice before Hoke, right, RIGHT? Hoke basically already said yes (and not in the speculative Harbaugh way). Who care whose after him then. If we are asking that the world is already over.
Q
Why
Do we keep starting the same threads? Miles will be announced by Wednesday!
Gardner for 2 more years
ESPN Insider has a different theory...
There is a school of thought that the interest in Miles is simply to satisfy the Bo Schembechler faction of the Michigan athletic department, and that Brady Hoke is the intended target all along.
They also say a source indicates that Miles' wife Kathy doesn't want to move the family to Ann Arbor. And they link Mgoblog for the Gruden rumors.
ESPN have proven that they
ESPN have proven that they know fuck all, just like Rivals and Scout and everyone else. Don't pay for that insider crap. They don't know anything. They're likely making shit up to make it seem like insdier subscriptions are worth it.
And Brady Hoke would be a hire to satisfy the Bo Schembechler faction (whatever that is). He coached under Bo's successors.
Espn?
Have they started rumors before! I could really care about the Bo theory! He is the best available right now and after the mum interview could I be wrong? If it was Hoke he would have been announced a week ago!
Gardner for 2 more years
this
I agree. The last think Hoke would need would be fewer recruiting days for the sake of a smoke screen.
If that's DB's strategy, he's not just incompetent, he's kinda dumb. There's no way they're playing a placate the old guard game and burning recruiting days.
This was my theory several
This was my theory several days ago. Did ESPN give me credit?
no worries, gang
We'll rely on the resources at Google Labs to build a coach using game based simulations and past history to make playcalls. The AUTO-COACH 120000 will not have a buyout, but will produce a DAMN STRONG team....
No radio. Nothing of value.
Miles - Quicker Transition.
After watching the LSU/Tex A&M game for the fifth time, I am convinced that a Miles hire will minimize transfers, make Denard happy and will pay off short term for UM in wins. Jefferson is about 1/2 the player that Denard is and he had ample opportunity to run and throw in that offense.
Wisdom sometimes comes from the most unlikely places.
For a second there I was
For a second there I was like, whoa, that's a huge swing for M-Wolv having previously been so vehemently anti-Miles, and then I was like, wait, that's not M-Wolv, it's just his avatar.
Missing Ann Arbor
Tuneed me for a sec too.
Stunned me for a sec too. Whats up with all the avatar steeling ?
"Tequila on the reg, chicks on the reg, fashions on the reg. Living the life most men can only dream of" - Kenny Powers
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Who is Brady Hoke?
Please add \s after that
Please add \s after that statement, I just about blew a gasket reading that haha
Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine. New home, new name. A year in Columbus was enough.
simple answer
The first defensive minded ball boy that applies.
I'm kind of a big deal in Bolivia.
Choice after Hoke
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Depends On
Who we choose before him.
My choice after Hoke (7th choice)
A fifth of jack.
All in for some manball.
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