this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Who ordered the bathtub mint julep?
Nothing wrong with doing the Dew
switching to pilsner urquell
Fing Diet Dew for my fat ass.
Damn New Year's resolution. Stupid calories in Mtn. Dew, nectar of the gods...
thats rough, diet. mt dew is one of the worst diet sodas
Really? That's the only diet drink other than diet A & W Root Beer I can drink. All the rest taste like crappy to me.
Diet Dr. Pepper has more taste!
the Diet Dew. Im a skinny person so I have no problem with regular, but I drink diet at times as well.
Was it Gatsby?
Damnit what a tease. I was really hoping to see a bathtub full of mint julep. That said I will be drinking alot in a little just dont know what yet.
Sangria doesn't count and even if it were that lady is scaring me.
At least she appears to be following OSHA sanitation standards
Sam Adams Boston Lager
+1 based solely on your avatar even though I have no problem with ur beer selection.
On your beer selection and your avatar.
Dr. Pepper. It is my night to stay up with the newborn.
You mean drunk child care is frowned upon? Damn...
It is when it's a future recruit. Daddy is having a Crown & Coke. Yes, Sdentuco is my wife, sorry Kass she loves the blog.
First (open) MgoMarriedCouple possibly?
I bet it was a beautiful MGoWedding
Trick question...Everywhere Lloyd Brady goes, he's the best man!
I thought we were gonna be first :(
Dark Blue or Dark Blue's avatar?...or is Dark Blue's avatar actually Dark Blue?...I don't know...anyway congrats she's HAWT!
Hey, no neg banging between you two! There are kids on this site.
Oh No, child care is the perfect time to mix up an Irish Cradle Bomb. A half pint of Guinness, shot of Bailey's, shot of Jamison, and 2 shots of breast milk. Drop in and slam.
Just read that to my wife. She laughed. Thank you for that.
and a dash of sweet vermouth.
Give Woodford Reserve a try some time
Had alot on a plane one time. Good decision.
I don't drink a lot of bourbon, so it'll be awhile (Just picked up this bottle of black tonight), but I've heard good things about Woodford Reserve, and I ALMOST grabbed a bottle of that instead. Zeiler's had Jim Beam Black a little more reasonably priced.
I used to drink Jim and Jim Black all the time, but lately I've been hooked on Crown. Crown and sprites all night r always a good time.
Crown and coke with a dash of grenadine.
+1 because I can't +45
Good lord yes.
Seagrams 7 honey whiskey...the label was enticing...
One of my favorite Simpsons of all time. I taped it on VHS in the late 90s and watched at least ~30 times afterwards.
Rex Banner. So good. That and the Hank Scorpio You Only Move Twice episode and my favorite.
I was always partial to the episode where they snuck in to Shelbyville to steal back the lemon tree.
"Remember, if you get lost, you can always find east by looking directly at the sun."
Oh, and Kronenbourg for drinking...
Well you all know what laughter sounds like!
This will be the funniest thing you read after drinking a bit, take my word.....had to share.
Man I can't stop laughing +1 +1 +1 wow hilarious thank you.
Edit: I just read it again and I still can't stop laughing and I'm sober. I need to go drink and come back in 2 hours and watch it again.
and I cannot in good concience disagree with your statement, sir. You shall recieve no less than one MGoPoint for your troubles. I do implore you not to spend it all in one establishment.
OMG, I can't stop laughing right now. That is the best thing I've ever seen.