I was going to reference Marquis Walker, whose playing style reminds me the most of Hemingway's. If that dude couldn't make it in the NFL, no way Hemingway can. I really like Hemingway and think he's a good player, but he doesn't have the speed or acceleration (out of breaks) to make it in the NFL.
"The University of Illinois is also in turmoil. The university sports an Interim Chancellor, an Interim Athletic Director, and an Interim Football Coach; the game will be played at Soldier Field, making this an Illini Interim Home Game."