It's Tuesday! Where the hell is the new update?
In last week's episode we had bitch slaps, public hitting, sister-tackling dogs and smoked salmon!
I'm dying for an update here! (can you tell it's a slow week at work?)
Maybe the mother killed him?
I hope not because then where would I get my funnies from? The Sunday comics suck!
That's what I want to know. Has a blog ever foiled a murder plot before?
It takes time to pour your Heart and Seoul into these magnificent updates.
because CRex's saga is soju-cy
what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
what do you call a korean woman with one leg shorter than the other?
And after reading our sensitive and warm commentary, did in fact kill him.
A Korean wouldn't read this blog. She was probably reading Black Heart Gold Pants and CRex blurted out "Iowa sucks" without thinking.
So guys, I signed a massive movie deal and part of the deal is no new posts, we have to keep the material fresh. Look for the film to drop in 3 to 5 years, give or take a little. Possibly longer if I keep doing cocaine with my agent.
Seriously though, updates are coming. In a few hours we will department for Detroit Metro, return their rental car and wave good bye to them as they pass through security. After that I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'll be waking up with a massive hangover. I'll get some updates soon though. Plus I need to return some emails. Damn me for being popular.
Will you be waking up with a massive hangover alone?
You know why we are so hooked? Comedy is tragedy that happens to someone else. Sure, we want it all to work out for you in the end, but don't ask if we want the process to be smooth.
I'm glad you replied to this. I was starting to fear something bag had happened to you...