Here is my situation. I am a lifelong/diehard/hardcore/intense/if they lose my life is all messed up/every shirt I wear is Michigan/remember the fab five like it was yesterday Michigan Basketball fan. But, because of where I live (Estevan, Saskatchewan, Canada)and (I just finally have the financial stability to see Michigan in person) I have yet to see a Michigan basketball game live. I am going to the Michigan vs Minnesota game on Thursday. I am going with my wife and my 7 month old son. I know Michigan sucks right now in both basketball and football (which eats at my soul) but I still am all in for Michigan. It seems harder and harder to defend Michigan now when people make fun of the Wolverines and this is where I need the MGOBLOG peoples help.
I need good comebacks for people who make fun of Michigan whether we win or lose in Minnesota. I need a good comeback for each of these situations.
1. A Minnesota fan says Michigan sucks.
2. A good comeback for a negative Rich Rod comment.
3. A comeback if we lose the game and Minnesota fans say something negative to me and my family.
4. A CLASSY comment to say to the Minnesota fans if we win.
5. A comment to show that Michigan is the best in the land and everybody hates us because we are the best. This comment will leave opposings fans jaws drop and me laughing all the way back to Canada.
PLEASE HELP and be CREATIVE
Canada loves the Wolverines and here is to Manny being Manny on Thursday.