What would you give to win?

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November 17th, 2009 at 7:57 PM
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captainbatman
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What would you give to win?

So, I was thinking about the game this Saturday and I was wondering to myself what would I sacrifice if i could guarantee a Michigan victory this weekend.

I decided that money wouldn't be part of my considerations because losing money isn't equivalent to the rage, humiliation, pain, spiritual agony that I'm trying to trade with my pagan football gods - they don't accept cash.

I decided on several things that I would choose to do if it would mystically ensure victory:

- break my leg
- piss my grandmother's (or any of my relatives) grave
- total my car
- get punched in the face
- get banned from my favorite bar
- get stabbed (just a little)
- get arrested

So, here's hoping for a great Friday night! When I get bailed out early Saturday evening, I hope to hear reports of a shocking victory in Ann Arbor.

So, tell me loyal MGoReaders, what would you give to have Michigan win?

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November 17th, 2009 at 7:59 PM | If this was Casino... (Score:1)
BrayBray1
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I'd take the hammer and the win. "Look what they did to my hand, man!"

What the Hell. -Jack Burton

November 17th, 2009 at 8:01 PM | I would give up (Score:1)
EZMIKEP
Joined: 10/13/2008
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my left nut at the very least. I have a great black book with some fine ass women in it too. Got a 15 year old bottle of Absinth that i'm kind of attached to. Any of those is a start.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:15 PM | You beat me to it (Score:1)
AMazinBlue
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I saw this thread and had to post. My initial thought was my left nut. I have an 11-year old and I am done procreating. I certainly don't need both.

I'd have it out tomorrow, if it guaranteed victory. I want this one bad.

As the days go by, I'm getting more fired up. I may be out of control by Saturday when I get to my seats. There could be a fight in sec 44 if anyone bad-mouth's the program or the coach.

All of a sudden, it feels personal.

Bring on those damn Buckeyes

GO BLUE
It's all about THE TEAM, THE TEAM, THE TEAM

What the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve and...Those Who Stay WILL Be Champions.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:29 PM | I am right there (Score:1)
MichMike86
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with you. If anyone around me starts bashing the team, players or coaches it could get ugly. If people begin to boo God help them.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:35 PM | Yeah (Score:1)
HartAttack20
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I'm all for you fighting any buckeyes caught dissing our program, unless they are absolutely killing us. Sometimes I'm glad our fans tend to not be absolute assholes like the buckeye fans are, but I also would like them to feel the same thing. It was amazing after the ND game watching our fans (including myself) go up and congratulate some ND fans that were absolute jerks before the game.

I can only continue to reference the fact that I live in an onion factory.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:31 PM | I'd gladly give up your left (Score:1)
MileHighWolverine
Joined: 09/02/2008
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I'd gladly give up your left nut to win, too. Is there some kind of petition going around...

;)

November 17th, 2009 at 9:09 PM | I would give up (Score:1)
All-N-4-Michigan
Joined: 09/03/2009
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your left nut too. There it is. We have ourselves a sacrificial testical. And may the Michigan Safety-Linebacker-Other Cornerback-General Defense-Hating gods look the other way for 1 game.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:02 PM | I would give (Score:1)
maizenblue92
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I would give my left kidney (only need one) or my car (its a pile)

"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar

November 17th, 2009 at 8:06 PM | I'm in too (Score:1)
Seth
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To win this game, I would do everything that captainbatman suggested!

- break captainbatman's leg
- piss on captainbatman's grandmother's (or any of his relatives) grave
- total captainbatman's car
- punch captainbatman in the face
- help get captainbatman banned from his favorite bar
- stab captainbatman (just a little)
- pay captainbatman's bail.

ALL IN!

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:07 PM | If we win I will be more than (Score:1)
flaproosta08
Joined: 09/29/2009
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If we win I will be more than happy to be arrested for storming the fuck out of that field.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:22 PM | Drastic times call for drastic measures (Score:1)
brewandbluesaturdays
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Since Pryor said it's the norm now a days I'd prolly kill someone for victory

David Cone is my homeboy...

November 17th, 2009 at 8:23 PM | There are a number of things (Score:1)
SportsBrewKings
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There are a number of things I would give up.

* 2 year old bottle of Westvleteren 12.
* My entire Cal Ripken Jr. collection of cards(some auto'd).
* A promise to never watch a Detroit Pistons game again.
* A tattoo on my ass that says "Michigan > Ohio State"
* I would watch every Matthew McConaughey movie back to back.

I would actually give up or do every single one of those to ensure a win this Saturday.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:31 PM | That's too much (Score:1)
MichMike86
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McConaughey.

November 17th, 2009 at 10:17 PM | I would go so far as to (Score:1)
UM-Bear
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buy a tank of gas in the state of Ohio the next time I pass through...Proudly never bought anything from the state in my entire life

"I am going to treat you all the same. Like Dogs."-Bo

November 17th, 2009 at 8:27 PM | I'll (Score:1)
MichMike86
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bring the knife.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:29 PM | I'd do a whole lot more than (Score:1)
KinesiologyNerd
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I'd do a whole lot more than I would do for a Klondike bar

I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:33 PM | i would sacrifice my dog for (Score:1)
umichzach
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i would sacrifice my dog for a win.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:41 PM | double post sorry (Score:1)
umichzach
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double post sorry

November 17th, 2009 at 8:35 PM | First born child (Score:1)
TPAY74
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I would Def. give up my first born!

November 17th, 2009 at 8:40 PM | For Michigan to win....well I (Score:1)
nowayguy
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For Michigan to win....well I suppose I would give up my Steve Yzerman autographed hockey card, wrote the dude a letter with the card inside just to make it look nice and it was sent back signed. For the record I was 9 at the time.

Go Steve Yzerman.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:40 PM | i wood double pot a bunch of (Score:1)
michman79
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i wood double pot a bunch of misspellings for wynn, i wood also giv myleft nutt butt only becuz i wuz born with 3 testes,

November 17th, 2009 at 8:46 PM | I'd give up my adenoids, tonsils, appendix, (Score:1)
Don
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and all the hair on my head.

Which makes me wonder: how many of you with full heads of hair would go bald—permanently—if it would bring victory?


November 17th, 2009 at 9:23 PM | I would! (Score:1)
CleverMichiganR...
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DO IT BRAH IT'LL LOOK SIIIIICK!!

The world looks better through maize mirror tint. 

Still waiting on backup.

November 17th, 2009 at 10:28 PM | I would no doubt about it (Score:1)
KinesiologyNerd
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I would no doubt about it

I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

November 17th, 2009 at 8:52 PM | I couldn't give up my hair, (Score:1)
michman79
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I couldn't give up my hair, that's just not in the cards. If I shaved my head before bed, I would wake up with a mullett.

J.Lehman

November 17th, 2009 at 9:01 PM | that's just not in the cards. (Score:1)
Don
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A man's gotta know his limits.


November 17th, 2009 at 8:56 PM | Well done (Score:1)
MinorRage
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awesome thread. In all honesty if all Michigan fans gave up possessions for this win we could easily buy the refs off!

I'd give up a ski trip to CO in Feb.
- car I just purchased a couple months back
- I might even join BrewKings and put myself through the misery of watching every McConaughey movie back to back as well.

November 17th, 2009 at 9:18 PM | I would gladly give up.. (Score:1)
cooler 517
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all of my friends that refuse to see past the end of their noses, and realize that we're going to be fine!

best part of the movie 300.... 300 spartans die!!!

November 17th, 2009 at 11:13 PM | Thats alot of people (Score:1)
EZMIKEP
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but thats ok!

November 17th, 2009 at 9:18 PM | You've gone too far. (Score:1)
michman79
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You've gone too far. Watching all 3 of McConaughey's movies would be the worst 4:28 of your life.

November 17th, 2009 at 9:19 PM | I'd give up Stalkbooking Tate (Score:1)
UMAmaizinBlue
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I'd give up Stalkbooking Tate every 20 seconds to see what he thought about Twilight: New Moon.

"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo

November 17th, 2009 at 9:24 PM | i would give up my (Score:1)
ISMELLSEXY
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i would give up my girlfriend. shes kind of a bitch anyway

Michigan National Champs: 1901-1904 1918 1923 1932 1933 1947 1948 1997 

November 17th, 2009 at 9:33 PM | I would risk going 2-6 in the (Score:1)
Wide Open
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I would risk going 2-6 in the Big Ten in 2009 to beat Ohio State.

EDIT: I would even give up a Wisconsin UFR to beat Ohio State.

/thread merge

November 17th, 2009 at 9:48 PM | I Would RETEAR my ACL (in (Score:1)
silverslugger
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I Would RETEAR my ACL (in honor of the victory and the Great David Molk)

November 17th, 2009 at 10:14 PM | I would gladly sacrifice the (Score:1)
Fuzzy Dunlop
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I would gladly sacrifice the left nut of every poster on this board other than myself for a victory.

November 18th, 2009 at 12:15 AM | a serious debilitating injury (Score:1)
k06em01
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a serious debilitating injury for a month.

By your own soul, learn to live. If some men thwart you, take no heed. If some men hate you, have no care. Sing your song, dream your dream, hope your hope and pray your prayer." - Parkenham Beatty (~ Lloyd Carr)

November 18th, 2009 at 12:21 AM | I would consider failing out (Score:1)
RagingBean
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I would consider failing out my Graduate program. And I am paying boffo dollars for this damn Master's.My job? And I like my job a lot.

I would give up the right to rub it in my Buckeye friends' faces.

November 18th, 2009 at 10:22 PM | I would collect the left nuts (Score:1)
Seth
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I would collect the left nuts of hundreds of ALL IN Michigan fans, fill the MLB with them, and tell visiting Buckeyes that it's our ball pit.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

November 18th, 2009 at 11:04 PM | I was thinking (Score:1)
wigeon
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like maybe $12 and some porn. And a 40.

C'mon BG - tear Pryor's head off.

 

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