What would you give to win?

Submitted by captainbatman on

So, I was thinking about the game this Saturday and I was wondering to myself what would I sacrifice if i could guarantee a Michigan victory this weekend.

I decided that money wouldn't be part of my considerations because losing money isn't equivalent to the rage, humiliation, pain, spiritual agony that I'm trying to trade with my pagan football gods - they don't accept cash.

I decided on several things that I would choose to do if it would mystically ensure victory:

- break my leg
- piss my grandmother's (or any of my relatives) grave
- total my car
- get punched in the face
- get banned from my favorite bar
- get stabbed (just a little)
- get arrested

So, here's hoping for a great Friday night! When I get bailed out early Saturday evening, I hope to hear reports of a shocking victory in Ann Arbor.

So, tell me loyal MGoReaders, what would you give to have Michigan win?

EZMIKEP

November 17th, 2009 at 7:01 PM ^

my left nut at the very least. I have a great black book with some fine ass women in it too. Got a 15 year old bottle of Absinth that i'm kind of attached to. Any of those is a start.

AMazinBlue

November 17th, 2009 at 7:15 PM ^

I saw this thread and had to post. My initial thought was my left nut. I have an 11-year old and I am done procreating. I certainly don't need both.

I'd have it out tomorrow, if it guaranteed victory. I want this one bad.

As the days go by, I'm getting more fired up. I may be out of control by Saturday when I get to my seats. There could be a fight in sec 44 if anyone bad-mouth's the program or the coach.

All of a sudden, it feels personal.

Bring on those damn Buckeyes

GO BLUE
It's all about THE TEAM, THE TEAM, THE TEAM

HartAttack20

November 17th, 2009 at 7:35 PM ^

I'm all for you fighting any buckeyes caught dissing our program, unless they are absolutely killing us. Sometimes I'm glad our fans tend to not be absolute assholes like the buckeye fans are, but I also would like them to feel the same thing. It was amazing after the ND game watching our fans (including myself) go up and congratulate some ND fans that were absolute jerks before the game.

Seth

November 17th, 2009 at 7:06 PM ^

To win this game, I would do everything that captainbatman suggested!

- break captainbatman's leg
- piss on captainbatman's grandmother's (or any of his relatives) grave
- total captainbatman's car
- punch captainbatman in the face
- help get captainbatman banned from his favorite bar
- stab captainbatman (just a little)
- pay captainbatman's bail.

ALL IN!

SportsBrewKings

November 17th, 2009 at 7:23 PM ^

There are a number of things I would give up.

* 2 year old bottle of Westvleteren 12.
* My entire Cal Ripken Jr. collection of cards(some auto'd).
* A promise to never watch a Detroit Pistons game again.
* A tattoo on my ass that says "Michigan > Ohio State"
* I would watch every Matthew McConaughey movie back to back.

I would actually give up or do every single one of those to ensure a win this Saturday.

nowayguy

November 17th, 2009 at 7:40 PM ^

For Michigan to win....well I suppose I would give up my Steve Yzerman autographed hockey card, wrote the dude a letter with the card inside just to make it look nice and it was sent back signed. For the record I was 9 at the time.

Go Steve Yzerman.

Don

November 17th, 2009 at 7:46 PM ^

and all the hair on my head.

Which makes me wonder: how many of you with full heads of hair would go bald—permanently—if it would bring victory?

MinorRage

November 17th, 2009 at 7:56 PM ^

awesome thread. In all honesty if all Michigan fans gave up possessions for this win we could easily buy the refs off!

I'd give up a ski trip to CO in Feb.
- car I just purchased a couple months back
- I might even join BrewKings and put myself through the misery of watching every McConaughey movie back to back as well.

RagingBean

November 17th, 2009 at 11:21 PM ^

I would consider failing out my Graduate program. And I am paying boffo dollars for this damn Master's.My job? And I like my job a lot.

I would give up the right to rub it in my Buckeye friends' faces.

Seth

November 18th, 2009 at 9:22 PM ^

I would collect the left nuts of hundreds of ALL IN Michigan fans, fill the MLB with them, and tell visiting Buckeyes that it's our ball pit.