So, I was thinking about the game this Saturday and I was wondering to myself what would I sacrifice if i could guarantee a Michigan victory this weekend.
I decided that money wouldn't be part of my considerations because losing money isn't equivalent to the rage, humiliation, pain, spiritual agony that I'm trying to trade with my pagan football gods - they don't accept cash.
I decided on several things that I would choose to do if it would mystically ensure victory:
- break my leg
- piss my grandmother's (or any of my relatives) grave
- total my car
- get punched in the face
- get banned from my favorite bar
- get stabbed (just a little)
- get arrested
So, here's hoping for a great Friday night! When I get bailed out early Saturday evening, I hope to hear reports of a shocking victory in Ann Arbor.
So, tell me loyal MGoReaders, what would you give to have Michigan win?