What would you give to win?
So, I was thinking about the game this Saturday and I was wondering to myself what would I sacrifice if i could guarantee a Michigan victory this weekend.
I decided that money wouldn't be part of my considerations because losing money isn't equivalent to the rage, humiliation, pain, spiritual agony that I'm trying to trade with my pagan football gods - they don't accept cash.
I decided on several things that I would choose to do if it would mystically ensure victory:
- break my leg
- piss my grandmother's (or any of my relatives) grave
- total my car
- get punched in the face
- get banned from my favorite bar
- get stabbed (just a little)
- get arrested
So, here's hoping for a great Friday night! When I get bailed out early Saturday evening, I hope to hear reports of a shocking victory in Ann Arbor.
So, tell me loyal MGoReaders, what would you give to have Michigan win?
November 17th, 2009 at 6:59 PM ^
I'd take the hammer and the win. "Look what they did to my hand, man!"
November 17th, 2009 at 7:01 PM ^
my left nut at the very least. I have a great black book with some fine ass women in it too. Got a 15 year old bottle of Absinth that i'm kind of attached to. Any of those is a start.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:15 PM ^
I saw this thread and had to post. My initial thought was my left nut. I have an 11-year old and I am done procreating. I certainly don't need both.
I'd have it out tomorrow, if it guaranteed victory. I want this one bad.
As the days go by, I'm getting more fired up. I may be out of control by Saturday when I get to my seats. There could be a fight in sec 44 if anyone bad-mouth's the program or the coach.
All of a sudden, it feels personal.
Bring on those damn Buckeyes
GO BLUE
It's all about THE TEAM, THE TEAM, THE TEAM
November 17th, 2009 at 7:29 PM ^
with you. If anyone around me starts bashing the team, players or coaches it could get ugly. If people begin to boo God help them.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:35 PM ^
I'm all for you fighting any buckeyes caught dissing our program, unless they are absolutely killing us. Sometimes I'm glad our fans tend to not be absolute assholes like the buckeye fans are, but I also would like them to feel the same thing. It was amazing after the ND game watching our fans (including myself) go up and congratulate some ND fans that were absolute jerks before the game.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:31 PM ^
I'd gladly give up your left nut to win, too. Is there some kind of petition going around...
;)
November 17th, 2009 at 8:09 PM ^
your left nut too. There it is. We have ourselves a sacrificial testical. And may the Michigan Safety-Linebacker-Other Cornerback-General Defense-Hating gods look the other way for 1 game.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:02 PM ^
I would give my left kidney (only need one) or my car (its a pile)
November 17th, 2009 at 7:06 PM ^
To win this game, I would do everything that captainbatman suggested!
- break captainbatman's leg
- piss on captainbatman's grandmother's (or any of his relatives) grave
- total captainbatman's car
- punch captainbatman in the face
- help get captainbatman banned from his favorite bar
- stab captainbatman (just a little)
- pay captainbatman's bail.
ALL IN!
November 17th, 2009 at 7:07 PM ^
If we win I will be more than happy to be arrested for storming the fuck out of that field.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:22 PM ^
Since Pryor said it's the norm now a days I'd prolly kill someone for victory
November 17th, 2009 at 7:23 PM ^
There are a number of things I would give up.
* 2 year old bottle of Westvleteren 12.
* My entire Cal Ripken Jr. collection of cards(some auto'd).
* A promise to never watch a Detroit Pistons game again.
* A tattoo on my ass that says "Michigan > Ohio State"
* I would watch every Matthew McConaughey movie back to back.
I would actually give up or do every single one of those to ensure a win this Saturday.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:31 PM ^
McConaughey.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:17 PM ^
buy a tank of gas in the state of Ohio the next time I pass through...Proudly never bought anything from the state in my entire life
November 17th, 2009 at 7:27 PM ^
bring the knife.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:29 PM ^
I'd do a whole lot more than I would do for a Klondike bar
November 17th, 2009 at 7:33 PM ^
i would sacrifice my dog for a win.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:41 PM ^
double post sorry
November 17th, 2009 at 7:35 PM ^
I would Def. give up my first born!
November 17th, 2009 at 7:40 PM ^
For Michigan to win....well I suppose I would give up my Steve Yzerman autographed hockey card, wrote the dude a letter with the card inside just to make it look nice and it was sent back signed. For the record I was 9 at the time.
Go Steve Yzerman.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:40 PM ^
i wood double pot a bunch of misspellings for wynn, i wood also giv myleft nutt butt only becuz i wuz born with 3 testes,
November 17th, 2009 at 7:46 PM ^
and all the hair on my head.
Which makes me wonder: how many of you with full heads of hair would go bald—permanently—if it would bring victory?
November 17th, 2009 at 8:23 PM ^
DO IT BRAH IT'LL LOOK SIIIIICK!!
November 17th, 2009 at 9:28 PM ^
I would no doubt about it
November 17th, 2009 at 7:52 PM ^
I couldn't give up my hair, that's just not in the cards. If I shaved my head before bed, I would wake up with a mullett.
J.Lehman
November 17th, 2009 at 8:01 PM ^
A man's gotta know his limits.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:56 PM ^
awesome thread. In all honesty if all Michigan fans gave up possessions for this win we could easily buy the refs off!
I'd give up a ski trip to CO in Feb.
- car I just purchased a couple months back
- I might even join BrewKings and put myself through the misery of watching every McConaughey movie back to back as well.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:18 PM ^
all of my friends that refuse to see past the end of their noses, and realize that we're going to be fine!
November 17th, 2009 at 10:13 PM ^
but thats ok!
November 17th, 2009 at 8:18 PM ^
You've gone too far. Watching all 3 of McConaughey's movies would be the worst 4:28 of your life.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:19 PM ^
I'd give up Stalkbooking Tate every 20 seconds to see what he thought about Twilight: New Moon.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:24 PM ^
i would give up my girlfriend. shes kind of a bitch anyway
November 17th, 2009 at 8:33 PM ^
I would risk going 2-6 in the Big Ten in 2009 to beat Ohio State.
EDIT: I would even give up a Wisconsin UFR to beat Ohio State.
/thread merge
November 17th, 2009 at 8:28 PM ^
up an offensive lineman like say...Justin Boren in exchange for a win.....thanks to Tressel for taking him off our hands in advance now we would like our victory in return.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:38 PM ^
I would honestly give anything.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:48 PM ^
I Would RETEAR my ACL (in honor of the victory and the Great David Molk)
November 17th, 2009 at 9:14 PM ^
I would gladly sacrifice the left nut of every poster on this board other than myself for a victory.
November 17th, 2009 at 11:15 PM ^
a serious debilitating injury for a month.
November 17th, 2009 at 11:21 PM ^
I would consider failing out my Graduate program. And I am paying boffo dollars for this damn Master's.My job? And I like my job a lot.
I would give up the right to rub it in my Buckeye friends' faces.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:22 PM ^
I would collect the left nuts of hundreds of ALL IN Michigan fans, fill the MLB with them, and tell visiting Buckeyes that it's our ball pit.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:04 PM ^
like maybe $12 and some porn. And a 40.
C'mon BG - tear Pryor's head off.