What would you do for a National Championship?

Submitted by 1464 on

The title is relatively self explanatory.  As the most passionate portion of the Michigan fanbase, what is the absolute craziest thing you would do to ensure that the Michigan Football Team would win a National Title next year?  The given here is that your action, no matter how insane, will directly result in Michigan winning the first plus one championship in the history of CFB.

It's a long winter that will not end until next fall, so there's a lot of time to kill.  The funnier the better, PG-13ish... 

Would you attempt to hitchhike naked across northern Canada?  Eat your own turd?  Someone else's?  Spend the night with Tara Reid?  Cast your lot with those Finding Bigfoot weirdos?  Get a Block O tattooed to your bicep?

What would you do?

 

UMichMSW07

December 3rd, 2013 at 3:12 PM ^

this is what we have come to as a fan base. Can we just start beating teams were supposed to beat including our two biggest rivals and then talk about national championship possibilities? Just win games for god sakes!!!

UMichMSW07

December 3rd, 2013 at 3:17 PM ^

It makes me absolutely sick to see were Sparty is at compare to us. I'm tired of moral victories and and what ifs on possible national championships down the road. This situation here at Michigan needs to be fixed quickly or else we're going to turn into Northwestern, a tremendous institution with a bunch of moral victories.

GoWings2008

December 3rd, 2013 at 3:26 PM ^

are those things you'd GIVE UP to have a National Championship or things you'd sign up to do in order to have one? 

If its the former, good on ya...you're a stronger person than I.  If its the latter...we really need to talk. 

Jinjooappa

December 3rd, 2013 at 3:41 PM ^

One question I have is how much of the Program's soul would you sacrifice? Everybody cheats, but how much would you consider to be acceptable?

 

People complain about eh S&C. How much is on Wellman and how much is it due to PED use by our opponents?

 

I'm happy with our status as one of the most "clean" programs in the country and trying to win it the right way.